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*makes a bad post*
not a huge fan of this whole life thing
I like girls
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yank hours? who up
>"user, I'm lost. Which way is it to that really cool club everyone's going to tonite?"
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based shipman desu
emily
>ushers her into a fake taxi
What's the best way to earn passive income when you only earn £16k and can't afford to buy/invest shit
je suis tres fatigué
Drugs m8.
facts dont care about your feelings
based shimapan desu
sucking cocks
alternatively, taking cocks up your arse
donate blood and semen
Get a mortgage on a house and get some runt to put their money into your bank account each month to live there
Passively receiving blowjobs from old gay men
>ywn play in a comfy village cricket side on a perfectly manicured pitch while your posh gf prepares some scones with jam and cream
JUST GAS ME ALREADY
you dont if youre a poorfag
you grind, save up and invest
GAS
THE
AUSSIES
LADS
What a fucking jew
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>tfw have £5k saved up but don't understand stocks or shares or anything
i play for the local cricket team
it's really fucking debaucherous tho
>gf prepares some scones with jam and cream
have this bit regularly because my gf is a bakeress
no pet eel though
hope Hamas give this windbag a wedgie
Read the OP please lads.
>Get a mortgage
>on £16k with no deposit
>tfw no gf
GO ON
he's still right though.
>tfw parents own a few flats and receive rent each month
>they probably haven't left them for me when they die
>they probably save all the rent money they get for themselves
Boomer generation is the WORST
no he's not you zionist PRICK
how dare they enjoy what theyve worked for
would rather have the jews in israel than being parasites hogging all the power in the US
>tfw a band blows its load on one album and never produces again
shlomo
I own a house that I just live in.
generally it starts off well but by the end of the first inning everyone is off their face
the quality of cricket drops exponentially
self-entitled wanker.
@72573590
Read the OP lad.
they do both though
literally doing both tho
you could buy some rural property in the states and put a trailer on it. the usda has been giving out loans like candy over the past few years to revitalize rural america with very little down.
Did daddy buy it you after you finished university, white boy?
Maybe they assumed their child would be a competent human being and be able to make their own way in life instead of existing just to be given what his parents worked for
Owning more than one property should be illegal
Ah yes, the rare double tip.
better than having all of them here though, right? that's why i support israel.
Mick 1
Mick 2
>half day in work today
>it's pissing down with rain
This is undeniably the same person
i would but i don't know where they are
No. Don't reply to me with a reddit gap ever again.
>hitting the bevs before the match is over
interesting
that's what you get for living in a wet, lonely, miserable bog of a country
Snowing here
baby boomer apologists should be gassed
bogpill me on bogs
COME TO HERE
just hop on the megabus to manchester
they literally do both tho
why would anyone voluntarily live in the UK?
Woman in work said I smell really nice
I wore Terre D'Hermes today
Unironically have started believing Jewish conspiracies lads haha
If you don't have friends to ask, make some friends and ask them.
Laddish sports like rugby are your best bet for finding stims
>waaaah anything that doesnt benefit me is a moral outrage waaaaah
Greetings /brit/. How goes thee?
Is that conspiracies about the jews or conspiracies made up by the jews.
might start learning Middle English
>britpoors a whole $31 less than us
literal povvo tier
don't have friends
don't know how to make them
would rather not deal with the commitment anyway
Fuck off IRA terrorist scumcunt
Might marry my yank gf and buy a home in Austin
Lee in Bradford I'm calling you out
Then use le deep web, assuming Aussie customs officers aren't 1984'ing every package
>the monument is our most memorable building
ireland is fucking shit desu
>not hitting the ale after every over
LADS
some are undoubtedly true
just dont become a stormfag who thinks every time he gets a cold its the jews
>have zero say in being born
>have zero say in how you're raised
>somehow parents should have zero responsibility for you and you should grind 24/7 just to barely survive
interesting thought process
was thinking the same thing but then again look at Switzerland and Denmark with two literal who things as well haha
things are way more expensive in those other countries so it balances out
swizterland, australia, denmark and ireland all have higher living costs.
duno about america but they have a wider range of taxes and other expenditures which eat into that money
Heard it's supposed to be even worse later mate, better get comfy and spend the night with me.
Does anyone else here fib on application forms about their race/sexuality/religion/gender? Has this made any difference to your response rate?
I've started putting that i'm bisexual, i'm hoping i'll get more responses to job applications now.
do ya play on turf pitches?
are you referring to McGuinness? and are you forgetting that despite committing his crimes in the UK, he was only prosecuted in Ireland and the UK gov let him live freely?
alri stefan molyneux
This is a good post.
ours is an opera house only famous for le wacky design xDDD
operas haven't even been popular for 100s of years
Christ above those tits must be shopped.
I've taken the titpill recently.
No, I'm refering to you, you fucking bog-trotting spudnigger terrorist piece of shit
this
Don't believe you have a yank gf 2bh