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not a huge fan of this whole life thing

I like girls

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yank hours? who up

>"user, I'm lost. Which way is it to that really cool club everyone's going to tonite?"

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based shipman desu

emily

>ushers her into a fake taxi

What's the best way to earn passive income when you only earn £16k and can't afford to buy/invest shit

je suis tres fatigué

Drugs m8.

facts dont care about your feelings

based shimapan desu

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sucking cocks

alternatively, taking cocks up your arse

donate blood and semen

Get a mortgage on a house and get some runt to put their money into your bank account each month to live there

Passively receiving blowjobs from old gay men

>ywn play in a comfy village cricket side on a perfectly manicured pitch while your posh gf prepares some scones with jam and cream

JUST GAS ME ALREADY

you dont if youre a poorfag
you grind, save up and invest

GAS
THE
AUSSIES
LADS

What a fucking jew

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>tfw have £5k saved up but don't understand stocks or shares or anything

i play for the local cricket team

it's really fucking debaucherous tho

>gf prepares some scones with jam and cream
have this bit regularly because my gf is a bakeress
no pet eel though

hope Hamas give this windbag a wedgie

Read the OP please lads.

>Get a mortgage
>on £16k with no deposit

>tfw no gf

GO ON

he's still right though.

>tfw parents own a few flats and receive rent each month
>they probably haven't left them for me when they die
>they probably save all the rent money they get for themselves

Boomer generation is the WORST

no he's not you zionist PRICK

how dare they enjoy what theyve worked for

would rather have the jews in israel than being parasites hogging all the power in the US

>tfw a band blows its load on one album and never produces again

shlomo

I own a house that I just live in.

generally it starts off well but by the end of the first inning everyone is off their face

the quality of cricket drops exponentially

self-entitled wanker.

@72573590
Read the OP lad.

they do both though

literally doing both tho

you could buy some rural property in the states and put a trailer on it. the usda has been giving out loans like candy over the past few years to revitalize rural america with very little down.

Did daddy buy it you after you finished university, white boy?

Maybe they assumed their child would be a competent human being and be able to make their own way in life instead of existing just to be given what his parents worked for

Owning more than one property should be illegal

Ah yes, the rare double tip.

better than having all of them here though, right? that's why i support israel.

Mick 1
Mick 2

>half day in work today
>it's pissing down with rain

This is undeniably the same person

i would but i don't know where they are

No. Don't reply to me with a reddit gap ever again.

>hitting the bevs before the match is over

interesting

that's what you get for living in a wet, lonely, miserable bog of a country

Snowing here

baby boomer apologists should be gassed

bogpill me on bogs

COME TO HERE

just hop on the megabus to manchester

they literally do both tho

why would anyone voluntarily live in the UK?

Woman in work said I smell really nice

I wore Terre D'Hermes today

Unironically have started believing Jewish conspiracies lads haha

If you don't have friends to ask, make some friends and ask them.

Laddish sports like rugby are your best bet for finding stims

>waaaah anything that doesnt benefit me is a moral outrage waaaaah

Greetings /brit/. How goes thee?

Is that conspiracies about the jews or conspiracies made up by the jews.

might start learning Middle English

>britpoors a whole $31 less than us

literal povvo tier

don't have friends
don't know how to make them
would rather not deal with the commitment anyway

Fuck off IRA terrorist scumcunt

Might marry my yank gf and buy a home in Austin

Lee in Bradford I'm calling you out

Then use le deep web, assuming Aussie customs officers aren't 1984'ing every package

>the monument is our most memorable building
ireland is fucking shit desu

>not hitting the ale after every over

LADS

some are undoubtedly true
just dont become a stormfag who thinks every time he gets a cold its the jews

>have zero say in being born
>have zero say in how you're raised
>somehow parents should have zero responsibility for you and you should grind 24/7 just to barely survive
interesting thought process

was thinking the same thing but then again look at Switzerland and Denmark with two literal who things as well haha

things are way more expensive in those other countries so it balances out

swizterland, australia, denmark and ireland all have higher living costs.
duno about america but they have a wider range of taxes and other expenditures which eat into that money

Heard it's supposed to be even worse later mate, better get comfy and spend the night with me.

Does anyone else here fib on application forms about their race/sexuality/religion/gender? Has this made any difference to your response rate?

I've started putting that i'm bisexual, i'm hoping i'll get more responses to job applications now.

do ya play on turf pitches?

are you referring to McGuinness? and are you forgetting that despite committing his crimes in the UK, he was only prosecuted in Ireland and the UK gov let him live freely?

alri stefan molyneux

This is a good post.

ours is an opera house only famous for le wacky design xDDD
operas haven't even been popular for 100s of years

Christ above those tits must be shopped.

I've taken the titpill recently.

No, I'm refering to you, you fucking bog-trotting spudnigger terrorist piece of shit

this

Don't believe you have a yank gf 2bh