Got drunk last night and bought a lizard of my mate but am too faggot to touch these things to feed it. what do?
Got drunk last night and bought a lizard of my mate but am too faggot to touch these things to feed it. what do?
Also trips decides name. Its a girl. Old name was bernadette but fuck that
name him faggot
Name her Isabella
Name her Hillary.
stomp it dead
David Icke
you dont need to touch them man just open up the box and empty it inside the viv, they hop around and get eaten by NIGGERSAURUS CUNTULUS (thats what im naming it btw, trips please)
Should you even keep a high maintanence animal like that if you can't even touch it.
Also, name it Overlord.
Adolf
cute dinosaur
Dude, they're crickets. They're literally harmless. They don't bite, pinch, sting, or fart smelly gas.
Also, name her Wilma
This. Wilma is a distinguished and proper name for a friend.
samefag
Matilda The 1st
JABBA
Genghis
Name her Khorne
Mooch
Butthole
Franz
Bepis
Feed it frozen mice or other frozen insects. Mealworms work also. Or man the fuck up pussy.
Name:
Mara
blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne
Zayda
Cunt Pleaser
Bernadette
Name her Jonathan
Reroll for Milk for KHORNE Flakes
Rollin
Looks like a cunt pleaser. textured for her pleasure
Trips, trips everywhere!
You're gonna have to get hammered as fuck everytime you feed her. The way I see it
scaly nigger
squirrel