How do I get bigger testicles?

How do I get bigger testicles?

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Kill self and be a different person

Get new genes

dubs confirm. kys op

Inject them with salt water.

Yes, its a thing:

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lots and lots of multivitamins. you should eat as many as you can until you puke.

you can make your balls seem bigger but you cant make them bigger.

Dont fap, and keep them warm. They will get swollen and hang lower if they are full of baby gravy and are warm.

Other than that, you cant.

catch bubonic plague. that'll do it.

I figured that you can make them seem bigger if you inject something in them but I was wondering if there's a more natural way to do it.

Get fat. I'm serious. I was injured and was laid up for several months. I went from 200lbs to 300lbs in that time. When I was able to be active again, I noticed my balls and sack had grown about 3x their normal size. Doctor told me it was my body's way of keeping my testicles away from my body heat. When I dropped that 100lbs, my balls stayed huge. Give it a try.

Why is this a thing? Big balls, i've come to realize, isn't really desired by woomans and woman alike. I know.

>ib4 proof. as I have class and dont need to show for proof, you nignogs.

An hero and reincarnate with good genetics

Invade Poland.

Stick them inside the microwave for a few minutes

Rub Bengay on it. Shits so cash

Rub toothpaste on them

youtube.com/watch?v=fgq-P_grmUw

Get old.
Have you ever seen an old man's balls??
The older you get, the bigger they get..., it's weird.
If you live long enough, they will hand down to your knees.

>hand
*hang

fitline

this is creepy but true.

Testicular Cancer should do the trick.

Fucking Kek, that' genius. And congrats on losing 100 pounds user

Moar

wack them with a stick till they swell up.

Now, this is a plan!!
Can I swing the stick??

put your dick in a microwave