Alright Sup Forums you guys ask questions and try to figure out what religion I follow, if any...

Alright Sup Forums you guys ask questions and try to figure out what religion I follow, if any. No question is off the table, but yes/no questions only.

>Follows religion

faggotism

are you allowed to be gay?

>implying we care enough

I said what religion, if any

Yeah, no problem

is your god a flying spaghetti monster???

Alright then, is your religion's basis a book?

No, but I wouldn't be opposed

Is your religion monotheistic?

No, no random book with no evidence, that's dumb shit

Nope

Alright then, is it polytheistic?

Hinduism?

Nope, sorry

Nah

Buddhism?

Atheist or agnostic?

Nope

I guess you are an atheist

Yeah, Athiest. Thanks for entertaining me on my ride home

Nice, I'm agnostic

Np, thanks for entertaining me while I was taking a shit

Nice, let's make babies together. Selectively, of course

I'm honored

Kek, if female it might work