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>be me in 7th grade
>few friends, have reputation for being angry nerdy loser who cries
>walking to bathroom during social studies
>see qt3.14 emo girl, im talking full hot topic clothes, died hair, crazy wristbands
>dickisdiamonds.jpg
>mutter out a pathetic "hi" as I pass, she smiles and keeps walking
>cut to 8th grade
>have gym with qtEmo, talk occasionally irl
>add her on fb, start talking all the time
>tell Warcraftbro about crush
>Warcraftbro tells some girl
>she posts on facebook, whole school sees
>michelle messages me
>I ask her to haunted forest thing
>she says yes?!?
> week before we're supposed to go
>she meets equally emo guy at some party and starts dating him
>RIP dreams
> still fb chat qtEmo all the time
>meanwhile waching Glee to try and fit in with normies
>get inspired by Kurt and Blaine and watch gay porn
>get off to it because horny middle schooler
>decide Im gay
>tell everyone
>believe it myself, develop "crushes" on guys in my class
>girls start talking to me, asking me to go shopping with them
>manage to make female friends because Im not trying to fuck them
>sorta become part of emo clique, but dont do anything other than wear black and listen to trash music
>high school starts
>still gay
>qtEmo stops hanging around, oh well over it
>hang with remnants of emo squad in morning before class, start playing yugioh with anime kids
>get good at yugioh
>play competitively all through high school
>senior year
>have car, 3 super close friends at school all female, and am now friends with people at yugioh tournaments
>they let me in their skype group
>one of my school friends is super busty qt
>spend tons of time just the two of us
>always really flirty but its a meme
>she lets me grope her tits bc memes
>on skype call with yugioh friends, she comes over
>they all think shes my gf
>she thinks its funny doesnt correct them
>user+bustyQT is now THE meme
>spend more time with her
>one day shes changing in front of me
cont?

Plz don't continue user this is literally cancer

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Go on...

The level of cringe in this post

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This

user here
>see her tits
>first time seeing boobs irl
>get real sexually confused
>meanwhile Ive been fapping to futa girls; not really helping
>a few months later go to South America for yugioh and come back with drinking habit
>spend last month of high school getting drunk whenever I can
>start having tequilla movie nights with fembro. QTbusty and third female friend dont partake
>get sad drunk and cry to fembro that I dont want to be gay
>few days before graduation, coming home from yugioh tournament
>car breaks down, friends get a ride but Im stuck overnight
>get hotel
>make tinder to pass time
>match with girls
>practice talking to them
>shit at it but its exciting
>fap to straight porn for the first time in years that night
>start tindering back home, with large radius
>match with girl 99 miles away
>literal 10/10 petite busty perfection
>we start talking all the time, never see eachother because that distance
>very flirty very sexy
>early summer
>flying to college orientation, going to school on other side of country
>at airport
>10/10 sends me snap telling me she's gonna send me pics of her Kagamine Rin cosplay
>Im not a weeb so I google amd find pic related
>open snap and see pic related but irl
>she starts taking her clothes off
> buy wifi on plane to keep getting nudes
> she sends nudes and we're sexting all weekend
>get back from orientation and go to yugioh nationals. Make plans with 10/10 to hook up after I get back
>total my car at nationals
>realize Ill never see 10/10 irl stop talking as much
>im definitely straight now tho

Theres more, cont?

At first you had my very slight interest, now you can actually kill yourself

Dear god no more OP, this actually hurts to read

>End of summer
>last two weeks before college
>been spending summer getting drunk with new squad: oldbro from elementary school, artho, and fempooinloo
>artho has bf that I thought was a little asshole, used to be a dick to him in hs
>have as many people over as possible one night
>not a party because im a loser but maybe 8 people getting shitfaced in my room
>eventually we decide to crash and artho decides to sleep in my bed
>she starts kissing me
>I kiss back
>tfw first female kiss
>I finger her and eat the pussy til she cums. She tries to blow me but tequilla dick
>spend the rest of the time before I leave for college hooking up with artho
>tfw not a virgin
>go into college feeling on top of the world, ready for anything.
>quit yugioh because I want to be chad

Would you like to know how trying to be chad worked out?

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Please god no

OP go outside plz. I can only cringe so hard

PLEASE JUST STOP. I DONT GET THE JOKE

He's gonna tell us no matter what we say, so everyone just buckle up and let's get through this together

He's gone, we can be free my brothers...

>gr 8
>fb
underage b&

Im glad you hate this as much as I do!

>college
>living in LGBTQ building by total random chance. They're all on the top floor, im on the second
>dress like a faggot because I like pink
>get asked to hang with queer kids because Im dressed like a faggot
>they're all really cool genuinely nice people
>also meet suitemate, hes a total bro
>convinces me to go to rush events
>Chadtime.jpg
>do my best to fit in, im super awkward but try to act removed and chill
>get invited to party
>get super drunk and talk to females!
>im hooked, and I sign the bid they miraculously offered me the following day
>tfw Chad
>live pledge life enjoying hazing and drunkedness
>start smoking pot because fratbros do it
>going to parties but not getting laid
>one night getting high with queer kids, end up hooking up with this QTdykey girl
>no sex because period but lots of other stuff
> feel alpha because I got to do something with a girl for the first time in months
>get initiated into frat
> im a brother or something
> have frat-prom
>invite QT bimbo from one of my classes
>id seen her at a party and a tailgate and we were always super drunk
>at fratprom super drunk
>use bathroom
>come back QTbimbo is gone
>she was busy fucking one of my new "brothers"
>the cuck has come full circle
> im destroyed, spend rest of senester and the following one getting as high as possible because muh feelings
>start tripping on shrooms and lucy
>abuse addy to try and pass classss
>failing everything, its finals but no hope to pass
>go to desert and take acid
>decide that I need to dropout
>go back to hometown even though parents are gone
>on my own

Wanna know how that goes?

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All hope is lost, OP you merciless faggot

OP plz no more

yupp

>inb4 tree fiddy

No thanks. I'm leaving the thread now. You don't seem to realize it, but your ass craves cock.

kek

Is this whaf it's like to be raped?

Please stop

>start working same old wageslave job as in highschool
>staying with my boss because she's motherly and kind and wanted to help
>get promoted to management, then again to the next level
>making decent money, move out and get my own pad
>spend time getting stoned and going to work
>oldbro also decides to dropout and we get stoned nightly
>have nice life
>lonely tho
>keep using tinder, get matches but usually to scared to do anything
>went on one date with a girl in a wheelchair
>didnt go well
>match with thicc stoner girl
>start talking and we immediately click
>night before valentines and we're facetiming
>she's perfect
>invite her over for valentines day
>decide to be romance god
>set up candles and mood lighting and good vibes music
>get high with her it feels magical
>we dance and kiss and make love and its ao perfect
>we're dating now and she's amazing and my life is finally okay
>their is always hope
>do what you want
>follow your dreams

OP here I really hope you enjoyed my tale. I don't normally go on the chan but I read reddit.com/r/Sup Forums all the time and its really great. I figured you guys mighy be able to relate to my story or something

Seriously end the most sad story I've ever heard with follow your dreams, have fun fucking a pot whale

what the actual fuck did i just read

Is it finally over?

OP your story sucked more cock than you,

I can answer some questions if you want more :D

No, fuck off and die

Why do u do dis OP

Im at work with nothing to do

Congrats Op your post has been uploaded to my blog

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Its an archive of over 1600 different greentext stories and very active community

>www.greentexted.blogspot.com
Wow thank so much for this honor, I've always wanted to be published.

I really like ur website its like /r/Sup Forums but maybe better?

I like reading stories but fascism isnt okay so I stay off the chan usually

Do they like sucking cock too? Fucking faggots.

Yup!

It has been active for many years and continues to grow, we accept submissions from users and we also browse Sup Forums to find stories such as this to submit

Bump'd! I want everyone to get a chance to heal my tale

>end of story i die because im a dumb stupid retarted flapjack stupid retarded idiot faggot dumb retard idiot queer dumb sissypiece of shit faggot fucking cunt slap milky moist weed cock piece of flake cum mountain dew residue gay faggot fuck nigger faggot gay retard idiot doofus dork retarded idiot stupid moron cunt buck fuck and suck blow and go piece of retarded ass pile shit holocaust xenophobic idiot

keep going im close

> in dead people heaven theres a shit cock with a big cunt and i fuck it because im a stupid shit for brains retard with a degree that has the girth of a baby but im a midget fucking cunt slap with a lamp in my ass because im literally fucking retarded and gay fag 12 years old