Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

why haven't you an hero yet?

Lack of dignity.

Ask me some shit, fuckers.

why u didnt kiss a girl,are u in jail for the 30 years?

Just never got a girl to kiss me.

thats not how it works,posta pic of your body and face

Do you have any hope?
I sure don't, or am super optimistic, depends on my mood.

Won't post face on Sup Forums but can take a pic of my body. One moment.

Thats rough. I have a friend thats currently 22 and on the same road youre on. Whats some advice that could help prevent him from becoming a wizard?

I'm 27. Three weeks ago: kissless virgin.

One week later in order of events (happened with an 8/10 girl):

- received a BJ
- first kiss
- gave oral to the girl
- girl wanted the dick inside her but I was too drunk and my dick went up and down
- didn't give a shit and completed the job on her
- even more kisses, another BJ

The next day she had to leave but the fun will go on next week.

>Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
what fullfillment to do find in making this thread nearly every day?

Body pic attached

So what happened?

The autistic pleasure of doing stuff repeatedly day in and day out.

Hit the gym

gold

I'm afraid I do. About 5h a week for more than a year now. Not much to show for it, I know.

maan your body is cool,do some coop activities like joining a swimming club or go to a church,you just have to meet the girls

Some months ago a former friend visited me. He introduced her as his GF. But they were ice-cold to each other. He annoyed and insulted me and I ended our friendship.
After this incident I talked a lot to her (actually, she started the contact since I didn't want to hijack his GF regardless of happened) and figured out their relationship is almost over as well. I told her about my virginity, mental illnesses etc.. He was her first BF (she was 20 when they met, now 21) and mentally she's almost as broken as I am. She was completely fine with my issues.

So we kinda became friends with benefits within a few weeks. I'm a skinny-fat guy. My face is kinda okay, teeth are a bit too yellowish due to cola abuse but not as bad as I think they are. Might be just the self-confidence issues. She looks great but she kinda hates her body and face much more than I hate mine. And to be honest, I do care about the look of a woman so it's not a simple cheer up.

She's amazing and I almost an heroed not long ago.

I do a lot of bouldering/climbing and have recently joined yoga course.

Well. Lucky event.

Whats your flaws? Fat? Ugly? Socially awkward?

Why would you get a girlfriend?

Ikr. I guess many girls like her end in abusive relationships they can't escape.

Everyone is always talking about being kissless. To my surprise, holding her hand for the first time was much more intense than I ever thought it would be.

First day.
We were talking for hours while we had some movies running. After some time we started kidding each other. She tried to slap my arm (gently). I grabbed it so she used her second arm. Instead of grabbing her second arm I was aiming for her hand and got it. I let her first arm go. Silence. We sat hand in hand for 20 minutes without saying a single word. I can't even remember the movie we saw then. I guess we both were overwhelmed by the chemicals our bodies set free.

Most amazing moment of my life so far. Sounds unmanly as fuck, I know.

>Just never got a girl to kiss me.
That's not how it works you fucking pansy, you don't wait to GET it, you TAKE it. No matter what women say they love men a man takes charge.

The last.

They like that a man who they find attractive take charge. Else they accuse you of sexual assault. Not gonna take that gamble.

God I fucking hate you angsty self-diagnosing 20-year olds. I wish I could save this post and mail it to you in 10 years you'd face palm so hard your front teeth would shoot through your neck.

Fuck off.

You wish that was your only problem

F33.1, F41.1, F42.1 diagnosed by several doctors.

Took awhile for you to google that bud. Yeah, I don't care that you don't care.

Again, fuck off.

Considering it took me 15 minutes for my other responses this is indeed a long time. Now be edgy somewhere else