Hey Sup Forums I fucked this jello cup. What's the weirdest thing you've stuck your peepee in

Hey Sup Forums I fucked this jello cup. What's the weirdest thing you've stuck your peepee in.

My ex.

Fucked a peach to completion when I was 15 while thinking of my cousin at a family reunion.

Your dog

your fat mom

What did you do with the peach?

A 2 hour old child

The earth. Fucked a hole into the ground.

It's not fun, it only makes a mess. 1/10 do not recommend.

I fucked a pickle just last night, If that counts.

This girl. She was weird af and we only hooked up a few times, but the sex was great.

when i was 12 my moms towel inside a roll of toilet paper bc i wanted to simulate a vagina....didnt fucking work

are you the reason there's tons of holes at school?

when i was like 14.

took a water bottle cut the top half off. put some paper towel in. lots of vaseline.
then stuck it between sofa sits and started bangin

The virginia earthquake a couple years back. I made Gaia cum.

Fucked my couch that had a shit ton of food in between the cushions. Had to stop after the first few thrusts because it was chafing my dick really bad.

you know the saying. If they've been born, they're good enough for porn

I once stuck my dick in some peanut butter

My sister's mouth when she was sleeping on the bottom bunk

made a fake vagina out of bubble-wrap, lubed up, and fucked it.
not bad.
almost comparable to a fleshlight.

Kys

Nah, I'll pass.
I took an acting class with her when she lived in central Florida. I got to fuck several girls in that class (actors are sluts), but she was a real weirdo. Nice, but weird.

Well... I fucked this clam ...

watermelon filled with vibrators.

Fed it to his cousin

Video or it didn't happen

Pickle up the pooper?

my hand I guess

Calling bullshit

>lying on Sup Forums

Really faggot?

Cut a hole in an orange and fucked it, didn't cum.
Used a banana peel to fap, came hard, the peel was shredded by the time I was done.

I fucked this kid after the accident

You

Dill? did it burn your peehole?

This is too fucked up to be a troll

Im taking the bait and going with why?
I mean im a pedo myself but that seems...

Excessive

Do sexplain

Dubs demand it

I would also like a greentext

So, what is too young to you?

This light up silicone kitty.

Have a perfectly good fiance to load cum into but she wasn't home and the fucker gave me the look.

So I mashed my dick into the top part

nice pussy bro.

Impractical at that small size. Don't want murder added to my charges.

I work with a guy who has seen someone fuck a banana tree and a chicken. This kills the chicken...

yummy, please give that cup to me

A cow's mouth.

what?

a specific ex
a calf
a dog
a toy "slipper" gag gift

>This kills the chicken
Nah..., it was just passed out from the great sex.
In a few minutes it wakes up, smokes a cigarette and is ready for another round.

old enough to pee, old enough for me

Are you working for USPS?