Aye I'll do the first disgusting but reasonable dare that dubs gives me. With pics

Aye I'll do the first disgusting but reasonable dare that dubs gives me. With pics.

kys

shit in your sock and put it on

sex w/ur dog

Shit your pants
Go grocery shopping
????
Profit

Go

poop in hand and rub it in your hair like shampoo

>shamPOO

on your dick until you nut in it

roll

For any dares that require a car mine is at the mechanic right now.

again

Piss on your thigh, with timestamp

there we go

reroll

Oooooohh shit!

Roll

it happened user

i have no poop in me. cant do it
next

eat some glitter and play doh
come back here later with unicorn poop

Rolling

do you have a dog?

this

no

do your neighbors?

...

Go in your refrigerator and get a condiment of your choosing and smear it on your nipple

yeah they do but im not doing it with my neighbors dogs shit. not sure how they would react to me searching for shit in their yard
the request has to be reasonable
next dubs

Rolling for this

thats what laxatives are for

...

pussy

fine then

>mix a cup of mustard and peanut butter and piss, rub in hair like shampoo

Combine a small quantity of all food stuffs in your house, blend/mix, pic + list, consume then describe + possible aftermath pics?

fake and gay

76 was close

>this is closer

ops a pussy cunt faggot bitch kid who sucks dick for attention

lets just leave the thread this op isnt worth it

alright i can do this

go

and now this thread is gay

make molotov and throw it at your neighbors dog/house

>dubs decides dare
>only if OP deems reasonable by his own unspecified standards
choose one faggot

hey OP dont be a fag and do this instead of

good thing i literally put that it has to be reasonable in the OP
learn to read retard

do you not want me to do

holy nigger 3 dubs in a row. this is now a GET thread

This OP sucks, bye

smell you later

do

the key words was that the standard was unspecified. you learn to read

>>>>reasonable
im trying to do something fun for you guys
im not stealing my neighbors dog shit or burning down their house
quit being gay

It's just a bunch of food mixed together, nothing non edible. it's gay

>really gay

check'd. quads have spoken

aye. I remember doing crazy cool dares like this....
in the second grade.
OP was truly a faggot today

It's gonna fuckin take OP like 20 to get this shit ready

>quit being gay
have you seen the number of trap threads?
Also get on with the dare, everything edible OP

stop being a pussy, you can just kill yourself afterwards and not be arrested

ok

are you home alone?

further to this, see this
fuck my dare, the quads have spoken

then this

if you have nut allergy replace it with mayo

god dammit you fucking autist. my word choice regarding your unspecified standard was the reason you should chose one. Im not pretending I didnt say something that anyone could scroll up the page and see for themselves. The point is that if you dont define "reasonable" than any dubs user comes up with runs an unquantified risk of being turned down on a whim by OP. Hence the thread is a fucking waste because you are basically saying "hey guys I'll do whatever you want me to unless I don't want to". never have I ever wanted so badly for someone on the internet to be removed from the gene pool

roll

rolll

dubs

goin

kill yourself OP. dubs GET
inb4 going an hero is unreasonable

doing it

i get dubs like ten times now i'm fucked

you have still ignored the quads OP

last one op fck you

fucking so close

>rolled

get

roll

>marking a completely valid explanation up to "damage control".
fuck, you totally owned me

im a gambling degenerate

now its to spite this fucking shithole

>fffffffffffffffffffffffff

>roll

now i'm bored

rolling

>bah