How to go about finding and hiring a prostitute?

How to go about finding and hiring a prostitute?

Backpage. Wrap your jimmy though. Don't be stupid

>Be you
>Goto Strip bar
>Find girl who's dressed a little to slutty to be in there, but fully clothed
>Ask to take out for pancakes
>If she says yes, ask for incall or outcall
>Rubber up X2
>Play hide the sausage
>Pay
>Hate self in the morning

Where exactly?

Is it legal or not where you are from?

Iowa? I didn't check, I just assumed it was.

>>Rubber up X2
Are you fucking retarded? Just use one rubber, there is higher likelihood of two or more tearing than a single one doing so.

The downside is that once that single condom breaks you are pretty much fucker if she is a dirty whore. But it's still better than tearing three condoms at the same time and wondering how you fucking got clamydia.

Well, for Dumbfuckistan aka 'Murrica, Eros.com is a good page.

How do I even start the conversation?

>text number
>HEY IS THIS THE HOOKER

What do I say?

bumping with peoplei know irl

also trying to get tips, US (Massachusetts)

>Iowa
>fun
>legal
Yeah about that.

>wearing two condoms

great advice if you want one of them to break idiot

>HEY IS THIS THE HOOKER
Something along those lines.

What else were you expecting?

>Hello, I'm a beta stupid fuck
>Do you get shacked for money?
>"Uhm, no. You are too beta for my service"
>Oh sorry, wrong number.

I assumed it was illegal. Should've clarified.

Well fuck me for not knowing what to say

bbbump

tips on detecting cops/fbi?

If you're serious, there are tons of escort sites and forums. You do need to be careful with getting robbed or over charged. You also need to get a sense of how much it generally cost in your area and what you are looking for. It's literally everywhere.

You call, set up an appointment, pay, fuck and get out.

Even if she is a dirty whore its probably only around a 5% chance he gets anything from it.

Just say that you saw they're ad wherever and that your interested in seeing them

Just be straight forward without being a douche about it. Say you needed some company and you were feeling lonely since you are a virgin fuck, that's exactly what I said to my first hooker.

And here I am more than thirty hookers later without problems or disease. By the way, get checked regularly if you plan on fucking them even with condom, shit's get addictive.

>100 QV
>140 Hh
>200 H
What do these mean and are they fair priced?

Not even a virgin. Just haven't had sex in like 6 months and I need to fuck something.

Go to Vegas or Amsterdam. It's legal there, and they're required to be tested for STD's.

$100 for quick time
$140 for a half hour
$200 for an hour

How hot is she? If she's above a 7 it's great. If she's below that then it sucks. Always take -2 from the picture they post and sometimes it's not even them.

Ask to feel a coup straighforward if you get some little sense that she's one.

I had only done it once, it's legal to get sex service but since she seemed too young I asked this same shit and she refused. Thus I told her to get fucking lost since she seemed too young and looked like a freaking cop trynna get a horny fucker into fucking a young looking bitch.

"Aspiring Pornstar"

That's still a high likelihood nigga.

Better than backpage?

Google image search that right now.

I call bullshit. But if it's real, which it probably isn't, fuck her hard

Use EROS and The Erotic Review.

They will enable you to find women with long-standing reputations for good service who won't rip you off, and don't have some nigger pimp trying to rob you.

Read the damn post dammit, I'm drunk.

B-e s-t-r-a-i-g-h-t f-o-r-w-a-r-d.

Ask if they want to come back to your place for a nude photo shoot and pay them for it. Since it is not illegal cops/feds won't want to go because it won't lead to a collar and they may miss a few for nothing. A real hooker will jump on that shit because she is still making paper.

Alteratively, hire them to shoot an ameture porno. I'm sure thos version may require some paperwork to be legit, but same premise.

Thought back page was getting monitored now

It's being censored. Look in the dating part of it. Women seeking men.

You can get a $1K fuck or a $100 one.

The most expensive one will be a pornstar, the other an aspiring one that never got luck.

Only for underaged

Its legit I think.
100 bucks for a quickie you think?

Oh word thanks dude

quickie likely means only a hj or a bj. Get 40 bucks and get at it

Sucks. I cum fast so this is gonna be a waste of money.

bro I just checked out the site. You don't think this is a scam? You gotta buy tokens to set up an appointment

Yeah I realized that when I clicked on the bullshit. Trying a different one.

Not him, but Eros was pretty legit.

When I was in Dumbfuckistan I got to fuck Cody Lane before the wreckage. Still glad I wrapped my thing no matter how bad I wanted to go commando.

Not talkin' bout the same site dude.

Fuck me thing then. I'm drunk and can't into reading comprehension. English is not even my native so go fuck yourself normie fuck.

This place was cool before you fucker came here.

>one of them to break
bam, exactly why you wear two!

Yeah, excep that when the first one breaks you get your balls busted and the second one breaks not shortly after.

lel okay dude. Hope you enjoy yourself.

I actually did thanks. Still, fuck you normies.

What do you want to hire a prostitute for you know it's not sex they want.

Care to elaborate?

Funny as fuck that none of them will fuck black dudes, not even this chick who is black.

>are you available

money obviously

Yeah man can we talk about that for a second. Is it cause they don't want to get ripped apart or do they think you'll rob them?

Not as funny as you would think.

Racism isn't a social construct, nigger gonna nig no matter the shithole.

I'm gonna go with b. final answer.

because nigger

What about shit tier sex and money?

>Dumbfuckistan
It's not catching on faggot. You can stop forcing this meme now.

P.S. - 'Murica is 1000x greater than whatever shithole you crawled out of. Now you might as well leave the thread and forget about buying a hooker because I'm giving you a free invitation to go fuck yourself.

Excep I can legally do the same while you fat cucks can't.

How does it feel being the most free enslaved country in the west?

I'm 24 and pay for high class escorts to come around. Their clients are usually old successful men
I give them a great root and they usually stick around for an extra hr free above from the hr I paid for

ask your drug dealer. If you dont have one of those already, you're a square and will never get laid

>you're a square
Feeling like in the '80s yet?

lol. my drug dealer is 15 years old.
I usually just give him money and tell him to get whatever I feel like at the time

Where are you from? I guarantee you that you're infinity more cucked.

Kangaroofag detected

How does a 15 yr old go about procuring the drugs that you want? I feel like growing/manufacturing his own shit it pretty deep for a freshman in high school

>nigger gonna nig

Kek

Central America cuck.

Won's specify since your cuck country wants to get every damn country close to them equally cucked.

mostly through his uncle or his uncles mates.
I don't care as long as I'm not carrying it

>root

>not fucking Thai hookers.

Feels really bad man

Is messaging a girl on those meet and fuck sites still risky for you showing up and it's a fake cop? Sure it sounds cheesy but it seems way too easy to visit a website and get some $60 head.

>Feels really bad man
How the fuck comes so? You can travel there and fuck them.

I've had the omega kek

Just avoid talking about sex then.

There are lawyers for a reason.

Walk up to prostitute
Hello ma'am (tip fedora)
I would like you to make love to me
She will undoubtedly tell you are a man of distinction, and will engage in coitus.
Do not make eye contact, attempt to kiss on the mouth or cuddle. These are a signs of weakness.

>ma'am
>not M'lady
thats a missed opportunity, boy

Anyone really serious about the hobby needs to go out there. It's the mecca of fucking.

True, I'm a fucking normie

Just post an ad on craigslist and offer "donations." You'll most likely get some single mom or a cash strapped student who'll suck and fuck for $60

>Central America
>Being from any Central American drug infested shithole
C'mon seriously? And you want to talk shit about America? The only chance your sorry ass has for a good life is to ride the rails up through Mexico and get into the US before Trump cockblocks you permanently. I hope you make it Sup Forumsrother

I still have 3 months till I go back

I go every vacation.

I'm out there at the end of April, bangkok and pattaya!

ditto and chiang ria as well. Shit's bomb as fuck is it not?

Using hookers in the U.S. is retarded.
90% of the ones who are above average have golden pussy syndrome and charge ridiculously high rates that aren't justified by the services they are providing you with.
Most hoes who are 7s charge anywhere from $200-500 to bust 1 nut in the 1 hour time period.
That's fucking ridiculous.
When I go to see old friends and family in Europe during the summers, I can stop at a brothel and bust 2 nuts in an 8/10 for less than $100 in euros.
There's no good reason that prostitution should be illegal.

- I can go into a career that requires not stop mental work and have a headache every night.
- I can go into some manual labor job and be in constant back pain every night.
- I can be a porn star and be in sex films for money

- BUT GOD FORBID that I fuck people for a living.
I make money and unsatisfied people in society have their sexual needs met? What could be worse than that?
Oh yeah, throwing dudes in jail just because they want to pay for some pussy from a girl who is selling her pussy for money?
Wtf is this North Korea?

Chiang ria? Do you mean Chiang mai?
It's ok.

Try Patong Beach, near Phuket if you want to mix it up

agreed brothels in Europe are clutch

That's why you don't go American, every experience I've had with Americans hookers has been garbage. Americans have no idea what the fuck they're doing when it comes to sex. Pretty much retarded, that's why you always go Thai, they're way more fun and actually enjoy their work unlike Americans who think laying on the bed like a dead fish is sexy.

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No I mean Chiang Rai, it's the city above Chiang Mai. I'm not joking either, it's a pretty awesome city that I would suggest visiting. After you're done with the hookers you should check out the temples they have in Chiang Rai, they're pretty awesome.

I literally go to Thailand every year for vacation.

>tty awesome city that I would suggest visiting. After you're done with the hookers you should check out the temples they have in Chiang Rai, they're pretty awesome.
>I literally go to Thailand every year for vacation.

Oh damn. Ok, I'm on it like flys on shit

TFW no one know the greatness of Cambodian bar girls and thinks Thailand is the only SEA country worth visiting. Why even live at this point?

Partly true. Amsterdam does supply testing free of charge, but girls are not required to use it. Window girls in Amsterdam do not work for the people who own the windows, they are private contractors and simply rent the windows from a rental office. Thus, it is up to them if they wish to use condoms (though almost all will for everything, I have gotten IWO before though), or get tested.

Vegas, it is required by law, but Vegas brothers are hideously overpriced (to the tune of 1k, even up to 3k per hour), the girls are nothing special, and service is very mediocre. The escort scene in Vegas is a total minefield. Lots of scams and lots of stings because the brothels lobby the government to crack down on escorts, which are actually illegal in Clark County. I don't recommended mongering in Vegas,

Amsterdam is a great time, going there in about a week, actually, girls are stunning and lots of great escorts. Some window girls are ripoff artists, though, and it is a bit more expensive than other places in Europe (a session may cost €50, rather than €30 or so). I always have fun there.

It's worth mentioning as is the Philippines, but I still don't think they are as hot as Thai girls

He doesn't know about the nightmare Temple in Chiang Rai. kek.

I'll see you burn in hell for that one maty, but no you're right Thai girls are fucking god tier. They're just so fun to be around.

All of em have all bit of downs

>Dumbfuckistani getting this triggered

Hurts finding out that all the shit you were fed about living in the greatest country on earth was a bunch of lies.

God bless the pussy