Ask A Psychologist major anything

Ask A Psychologist major anything

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What is it like to be too dumb for a real major?

why are you majoring in psych

Was it worth it?

why haven't the mods shitcanned this thread already?

Feels bad man

How'd you major in a group of people?

kek

Unless you're planning on getting your doctorate, you should consider switching to social work if you want to practice therapy. A masters in social work is a terminal degree - you can practice autonomously and bill insurance. A masters in psychology is worthless - limits you to working under a PhD Psychologist only.

And even with a doctorate in psychology, you're not necessarily going to be making much more than a licensed master level social worker.

What are your opinions on porn and masturbation.

>LEts see if you are a jew hack or not.

How does that make you feeel?

When angry, I start hitting myself. Why?

For free?

Must be a catch to this...

OP abandoned thread so as an actual practising therapist I'll respond:

I don't see anything wrong with porn or masturbation unless the habit of it is causing clinically significant distress in social, occupational, or other areas of functioning.

Why do my spaghetti-0s keep making lightning?

are you hannibal lector

How does it feel to know you will be a waiter in a few years

No but I sometimes fantasize about being like him.

Life is depressing, lots of regrets and even happy things bring horrible nostalgic feelings, thoughts on staying positive?

Do you often wish you were intelligent enough for medschool and for a real job like a psychiatrist?

are you pursuing a masters?

>Psychologist major
>Not psychology major

Wew, with a brain like that did you pass thanks to Affirmative Action?

That only happens if a political group gives them a bag of money to mod a board,.

Kinda hard to give you anything meaningful being I don't know you but I've always found gratitude to be helpful. Forcing yourself to think of 3 things you're grateful for every day before bed and every morning is a start.

Cognitive behavioral therapy (restructuring maladaptive thoughts) has been shown to be very successful in treating depression as well, but that can't be done in a simple thread.

Do aliens walk among us?

>hack


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

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>an actual practicing therapist
So you are a nobody with a only course certificate that you had to print out yourself.
>You cant even spell correctly.

well, what you're describing is a behavioral addiction involving porn and masturbation, so that would fall under what I described.

lol, if you consider a masters degree a course cert, then sure - you win ;)

No one (in my state at least) can legally practice therapy (i.e., bill insurance) without a masters degree at least.

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Then why do you still do it you hack.

Masturbation causes major problems in children hormones and is the reason for many mental and psychological problems.

>jew found

lol k bud

You are to stupid to be him.

>You are to stupid to be him.
>to

Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle black ;)

Fapping is like a drugs, every time you do it you get a high.
This high overshadows normal joys in life.
You are a addict.
You dont like anything else because you get high so much on fapping nothing else matches it or is enjoyable.

Other hormones are released during ejaculation that turn testosterone in too different hormones.
this causes the test levels to drop, the drop is not even the really the bad part.
it is the increase in estrodol ,dht and aromatose enzymes that causes the negative sides effects.

Not having your 9 day cycle with the peak causes you to be a docile depressed beta.
You wont go outside because you dont have the drive, so you end up with 72 cats.
>Cognitive behavioral therapy (restructuring maladaptive thoughts) has been shown to be very successful in treating depression as well, but that can't be done in a simple thread.

Fuck all this, replace it with: JUST DO IT

Why every time I see a movie once a man an woman start falling for each other I change the channel in disgust?

You're cynical and resentful because you don't have that.

Why are you so fucking uninformed?

>at taco bell
Chicken? beef? steak?

I'm not - I just enjoy feeding trolls. Keep it up, you're doing great!

I never like to think im like hannibal lector you egotistical fag.
>i feel like we are really making some break trues here
>are you feeling challenged because someone attacked your shitty spelling earlier?

>Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
You're a fucking idiot. Neither does masturbating significantly lower your testosterone levels, nor does it promote cancer. It's on the fucking contrary.

Have you paid your student loans yet fag?

So you abandon integrity and you say stuff that is wrong and generally act like an idiot?

See

A 2003 Australian study published in BJU International linked frequent ejaculation early in life with reduced risk for prostate cancer later on. But in a 2004 study published in The Journal of the American Medical Association, a researcher reported that "ejaculation frequency is not related to increased risk of prostate cancer." In both these studies, ejaculation frequency included sexual intercourse and masturbation.
In a later study published in BJU International, researchers found that frequent masturbation in young men raised the risk for prostate cancer but that frequent masturbation in older men lowered the risk. Sexual intercourse did not affect prostate cancer risk.

lol, I'm not the one getting mad, friendo.

Anything you need to talk about? I'm here to listen.

You got it ;)

I'm dating a psychology student, how do I make her fall in love with me?

Am I gay?

What should I have done to make it a comfortable trip for James?

I sent him on a voyage, couldn't post to Sup Forums because of size and sound

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Yes.

>lol, I'm not the one getting mad, friendo.
Saying lol to support the false statement you made.

>implying

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>Anything you need to talk about? I'm here to listen.
That is not going to any one any good you kwack

samefag

Fair enough - offer's on the table. I'm only here to help ;)

So i work with a woman.
She's not overly attractive.
She's clearly a heavy pot smoker.
She's in her 40's
Shes in a relationship and has multiple kids.

Yet i can't seem to get the thought of railing her out of my mind.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Oke start killing all the nigger bloods with inbred genetics causing the genocide of the caucasian taxon as we speak.

Well I whack off to gay porn but I don't think I am gay? I mean women are good and all but I can't stop cumming to trannies, are you sure I'm gay?

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Yes.

The only opinion that matters to my wife is her own. How do I counter this without being an asshole?

Yes, no, maybe? you are not showing good communication skills here

Are you aiming for a career at McDonalds or Target?

Is it possible to turn gay? I mean I used to be into women but now I really find dicks attractive, surely I can't be gay right? I was always told people are born that way, so how could I suddenly become gay?

How do I stop myself from killing myself? I'm planning on it once I get my shit together. It's not like I want to die but I feel I need to because it's the only way.

Maybe you need to come to terms with your sexuality, are you gay too? It's possible you just don't want to admit to it yet and it is causing your depression to increase to the point of being suicidal.

FUKIN BERN

>Are you a faggot user?
Funny, I'd fuck a trap if I couldn't tell they're a guy. Does that make me gay? If so I don't really care.

Shouldn't you care though? I mean turning gay is kind of a big life event, you have to come out to everyone and suck dicks so..

>suck dicks
I may fuck a trap in the ass but I don't suck dicks user. And what I like to jerk off to is not anyone's business except my own as long as it isn't illegal.

So some hot twink walks into the room and unzips their pants and shows you their throbbing hard dick you telling me you're not even tempted to suck on it like a lollipop?

No. Fuck that ass? Yes.

Not even the slightest temptation to suck? Not even the slightest curious?

No. I am not interested in sucking dick.

So OP I'm mainly attracted to chicks. But sometimes I see an effeminate lookin dude and think, "I'd fuck him". But big beefcakes don't really appeal to me though. Still, basically any chick'll do, I have no standards. I don't really have a question, just wanna say you're a fag is all.

You gonna finish those?