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The absolute state of Shitcongo edition

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/southwest/

2nd

/greatlakes/

Well then I envy you, might as well enjoy the free time you have left

>qt 10/10 Aussie grils browse this board
>at one point one of them bantered you

How true are these statements?

never lost a fight and i've been in 4
been forever since i've been in a fight though

never been in a fight. fights are for weak minded people.

sad day guys...

t. physically weak manlet

Is op picture true?

Chicago more like the Congo haha

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> CHICAGO (AP) -- A 15-year-old Chicago girl was apparently sexually assaulted by five or six men or boys on Facebook Live, and none of the roughly 40 people who watched the live video reported the attack to police, authorities said Tuesday.

>Police only learned of the attack when the girl's mother approached police Superintendent Eddie Johnson late Monday afternoon as he was leaving a department in the Lawndale neighborhood on the city's West Side, police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said. She told him her daughter had been missing since Sunday and showed him screen grab photos of the alleged assault.

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Wow and California says I'M bad

what is it cana?

EYO

hallo danmaek

Didn't get a job I interviewd for...

say that to my face, fucker, not online.. and see what happens.

I SAYS TO LITTLE PAULE I SAYS TOO MANY FUCKIN MOOLEYS MOVING INTO BROOKLYN EYO

The weak should fear the strong. I only fight people weaker than me.

On to the next, the job was probably shit anyway bud

At least you probably got a call back. Not even getting a reply when you sent out god knows however many resumes is soul crushing.

it's danmark chile-chan, k?

it's ok, you'll get it next time, just think happi thoughts

no its danmaek

>this is what cowards tell themselves to raise their self esteem
wisdom begets courage bud

small penor LOL

grrrrr, i'll call u chie then
how's that?

i got myself out of shitty situations without raising my hand. sorry savages like you cant wrap their mind around that idea.

not an argument

ok danmak

Just got a pound of that boof, ay

kek @ ur tiny willy

well in a way he's a big guy but at the same time he's not :^)

danmerk

you are small guy

stop it canaa

for you chie

stupid dαnmαrk

Business idea: get a gold digging GF and have her do all the pricing for my business because I hate money

>“I hate the New England Patriots,” Comey said. “No matter who they play, I’d like them to lose. And I’m at the same time rooting against the Patriots and hoping their opponent beat them because there’s only two teams on the field.”
>“By the way if I’m honest with myself the reason I don’t like the Patriots is they represent sustained excellence, and as a Giants fan that drives me crazy,” said Comey, whose comment was greeted by chuckles from the committee.

This is director of the FBI.

FBI BLOWN OUT BY BRADY CONFIRMED

Fuck California and fuck Californians

bit rude

Reminder that team USA plays in the semi-finals of the World Baseball Classic tonight. It's the further team USA has ever gotten and they play against a very good team (Japan) for a chance to get to finals and play Puerto Rico.

Be there or be square

Canadian brothers, all dressed ruffles suck.

>normies lol

shut up chie
you hear me? chie chie chie

even though you pronounced my name right

So, what's the novelty of this subreddit? I know that /cum/ is supposed to be one of the worst but but I like it here more than in /balt/

havent eaten a burger in literally over 10 years, kinda want to try one again, where should i get it from

>Being a degrace to the USA

memes and canadians

Jesus Christ, I had one for dinner last night and for lunch today.

sorry dude fast food chicken always feels better than burgers but i wouldn't know

Binns have the best menes tbqh

Fuck. You.

Make your own, lazy-ass. In lieu of that, I'll need to know where you live before I can recommend anything.

I don't endorse a chip that can't decide if it's sea salt and vinegar or BBQ. Simply put it's an abomination.

whatever DEN

Tšiili
Taani
Ameerika Ühendriigid
Kanada

post trucks in remembrance of /dixie/

Estonian uses umlauts?

I miss when we could hang people like this or castrate them and send their pickled nuts to their new residence at the county jail.

>m-muh universal healthcare
>can't even get a fucking prescription

such is life in the united states of EUROPE

What does "Tsilii" even mean

We also have our very own thing: õ

*vapes politely*

Good evening fellow human beans.

love her

It means Chile xdddd I don't know it's some way we write it. Sound like Tchee-lee

No

skyrim is so epicly badass as fuck for a nerd game lol *brofist*

õ>õ
\==/ -

Alabama sucks
Alaska sucks
Arizona sucks
Arkansas sucks
California sucks
Colorado sucks
Conneticut sucks
Deleware sucks
Florida sucks
Georgia sucks
Hawaii sucks
Idaho sucks
Illinois sucks
Indiana sucks
Iowa sucks
Kansas sucks
Kentucky sucks
Louisiana sucks
Maine sucks
Maryland sucks
Massachusetts sucks
Michigan sucks
Minnesota sucks
Mississippi sucks
Montana sucks
Nebraska sucks
Nevada sucks
New Hampshire sucks
New Jersey sucks
New Mexico sucks
New York sucks
North Carolina sucks
North Dakota sucks
Ohio sucks
Oklahoma sucks
Pennsylvania sucks
Rhode Island sucks
South Carolina sucks
South Dakota sucks
Tennessee sucks
Texas sucks
Utah sucks
Vermont sucks
Virginia sucks
Washington sucks
West Virginia sucks
Wisconsin sucks
Wyoming sucks

but we dontpronunce a "t" when saying Chile

You've got ten posts after this one before I freakin' do it, user.

We do :+)
Hallo ameerika

could yoj send a vocaroo of it?

no

good post

don't!!!

*shows you my final form*

>tfw facial hair is asymetrical so you can't grow it out
I just want a big boy beard

Hmmm

*does that thing with the hands italians do when they want a spicy meatball*

Nobody notices or cares about how patchy your beard is as much as you do.

this new "italian hands" meme is the unfunniest meme in a while
can't wait for it to be gone in two weeks

i do
i laugh at people with patchy beards
its sad

So I found out that the girl I'm interested in is clerking for Canada's own Ginsburg

Should I give up on her?

Who else /springcleaning/ here?

Feels so liberating cleaning all the shit built up from winter to leave behind a zesty citrus smell.

Real big boys are clean shaven

Beards are for people on the cusp of manhood

T. Beardlet

t.

Whenever I clean my room it still looks like a mess, my room is small, I have been trying hard but it always looks cluttered

>be me
>Make an OkCupid account
>Match with QT asian foreign student
>Write "Hi"
>She doesn't respond
>Wait for long hours, resenting her, being mad at her and loving her
>Almost fucking cry
>Feel like absolute shit
>Drink and go to sleep
>Wake up
>Feel like killing myself
>She responds with "Hello"
>Oh shit yes
>Immediately uninstall app

I've been feeling fine for a long time. True Chads ignore women :°)

I want to get a girl. I've been trying to but everything I have been doing was wrong. So I am going to to the opposite of what I normally do

I forgot that I'm surrounded by a group on the younger side of 20-something, and you guys probably do have some sad face pubes.

You're going to stop coming here, then? Aw, shucks, whatever will we do?
No no, it's ok. You can fuck off now.

I can't grow facial hair at all ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6c17WxIcCw

Asian?