Walks towards you

>walks towards you
>shoves you aside because you're a manlet bitch
>laugh at you while they walk away

what do?

go on with my day, im probably late for work.

Fbpb
Just don't give a shit. Go and do something productive

Seeing as how it took all 5 of them to shove me aside, go about my business feelin' groovy.

Why would a gang of gay models be trying to start a fight?

>start a fight
>a fight
>fight

lmao it's not a fight because you won't do shit

ill take them off

Gun them down.

>Follow until I find at least one of their houses
>spend the next year vandalizing and breaking shit
>When they inevitably set a watch for who's fucking up their property call in some favors and kidnap the fuck
>Drive him across country, beat the fuck out of him and leave him in a ditch with no clothes, no ID, no money or phone.

*unzip katana*
*teleport behind them*

While you got buff at the gym I studied the blade, kids.

Offer to service them all in a parking lot?

tattoo fag can only be 5"9-10 fuckin manlet

Probably bitch about the experience for about a week.

seriously, anyone who says that they would fight them is a liar, a dumbass, or has anger issues.
Know which battles to fight.

shrug it off cause its just another day in the life of a 230 5'10" bodybuilder.

Laugh cause its Los Angeles and they aren't even the most ridiculous group of people I've past today.

Contemplate society's acceptance of violence as a masuline trait wonder if I should seek further enlightenment, figure it's a waste of calories.

Chug muscle milk, go back to sleep.

>guy wearing a pulsh hat
>a fucking plush hat

what to be afraid of?

Burst out in autistic tears, mutter Shakespearean insults to myself as they leave. Sob for a week.

Guns beat knives. You've wasted your life.

Nigga, c'mon. Heartburn's a muh. Give yourself at least 20 minutes before nap time.

turn 360 and walk away

Pussy motherfucker. Too much of a pussy to kill them huh?

None of them have real muscles
>Tiny pecs
>biceps like noodles
>can't even see trapezius
>"abs"

Isn't that dude like 5'8 and that's why all his pics are from a low angle.

Go home, maybe jerk off to their gfs feet

Oh, kid...

I would beat the shit out of you.

Those guys r fuckin hot. Sauce.moar.

Get on my knees and take their big chad cocks in my beta mouth and ass.

gay

Mm hm...

honestly im absolutely positive i could beat up every one of these faggots easily...
frankly i think if i took down the inked up buttplug first the others would just scatter

shut the fuck up stupid niggers I'm the toughest guy on the internet, nobody starts a fight that I can't end

I'll ask if they want me to suck them off because I don't mind looking at those abs while sucking, I'm not gay

use this situation as a motivation fuel in order to work out more

>Takes out glock
>Shoot to kill
>Cops come
>Let me free for killing douchebag tools
>Went Better than expected
oh and ITT: Tall fags boost each others low self esteems
but muh heights !!

>complain about how I now have to wash the faggot stains out of my shirt

well I am bigger than any of these turds so I guess laugh as they try to push me out of the way? then just go on about my business as they try to figure out where their lives went so wrong.

12yo detected

>what do?
Tell the faggots to go fuck themselves.

I also have concealed carry license btw.

throw acid at their faces

Watch their movements for a couple of weeks. Know their routine.Utilize my set of lockpicks to break into their leaders home. Memorize layout of building and determine his room and details.Mainly using garbology techniques, studying his possessions.Build up a profile of him.

Train intensley for a month.There is no rush. Visualize the path i would take to get to his room.Potential escape routes.

Scout out routes to get out of the area fast.Make realistic latex prosthetics. Attach to face.Don black ninja kabuki,along with tabi shoes.

Infiltrate building.Wearing gloves,place letter on his chest and stab a knife into the pillow next to him.

Letter reads "You may think you are invincible.We are watching you.I watched you sleep tonight.Be careful who step on.A friend."

Sneak back out the house. Leave some matchsticks in the shape of a pyramid on the kitchen bunker.

Leave.

i can almost guarantee nobody in that group is a good fighter. give me a decent crew of 4-5 rowdy guys who can fight and were going to be laughing at them when pne of them says something smart. They look like fuc bois

At this point I wouldn't even care anymore.

bruh

turn around.
spray some lighter oil on it.
throw my lit zippo at.
walk away.

Wow, kid.

Ass annihilated confirmed

Make Columbine look like a Fucking joke

>all these edgy teenagers thinking they're in some anime

>*unzip dick*
>chase them

Meet me somewhere pussyboys. Bring your fucking AK:s. Oh, and bring a priest with you. Somebody gonna die.

I have fought groups before and i have absolutely no fucking fear so i would actually punch one in the nose very quickly, kick his friend in the nuts and do a roundhouse hammer fist into the next one and the other two would be gonw by then.
Actually fought off 4 whites once and 5 blacks once. Not one person in a group sqaures off with a person psycho enough to challenge them all.
Besides they are gay and all under 6 foot

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Nothing more intimidating Than random capitalization.

I would thank god that they weren't a bunch of dindus instead.

Kek. We got a though guy over here. Go fuck yourself.

you identify the leader, hit him in the nose and make him dive.

This is what you get when you lift weights like a bitch and then just cut all your water.

Why the fuck would anyone willing to fight this group of faggots, punch one of them in the nose first? You bunch of edge lord pussies have no fucking clue how to fight to win against a group of tough guy wannabes. I am not gonna stand toe to toe with any of them, I'm gonna hurt them mother Fuckers as bad and as fast as I can, and when fighting faggots like this it usually includes a kick under the chin to bust ones jaw up and denut another all in one motion.

"Nothing personal, kid"

I'm a black belt in Katate,Akido and Ninjitsu.I'd fuck you up!

You tried

What if I use bankai?

Dovydas?

you must be really weak if you consider these guys a threat. bunch of skinny faggots.
that being said I wouldn't really do anything, why would you get worked up over words...

I'm bigger than them. Any of em.

What kind of faggots does he want to turn on by walking around shirtless

5 frat boy pussies? They are not going to shove me aside.

Maybe it is

Did they just finish doing a gay porn?
Then they all got aids
You'all should run

ask him if I can suck him and his friends off

>once there was this dude who got stuck in quicksand.
>Both his legs got stuck.
>A dude walks by and offers to help him out for a BJ
>fuck off faggot!
>soon he is stuck to his waist
>another dude appears and says he will help him out if he can fuck him in the ass
>no way! fuck off faggot.
>soon he is stuck to his neck
>another guy appears
>desperate the man with quicksand to his neck shouts: Please help me up and I will suck you dick and you can fuck me in the ass
>the dude retorts "you fucking faggot!" and stomps his head under the quicksand

Contemplate how many times the OP has ass violated by these gay fucks. Then smile because i outweigh each of these by a good 30 or more #'s.

i've killed more guys who look like that than sperm you've shot into your underpants

those guys are faggot pussies

>what do?
I fix that fucking English, that's what I do.

In this situation, it is best to attack first. Locate the group's alpha male. Firmly grasp his genitals with your dominant hand. Grab his golden locks by the other and tilt your head whilst opening your mouth. Now fit the fleshy part of his nose into your mouth and bite down with a twisting motion. You are an animal. This will only work if you have healthy, strong teeth. Sorry, Britfags.

...

>This will only work if you have healthy, strong teeth. Sorry, Britfags.

fucking newfag

I'd sit back and laugh because I'm rich as fuck and get everything I need without spending every day at the gym.
Kek.

all noodly little manlets

Keep walking and think to myself "what a bunch of faggots".

Granted they don't seem like the rough type, but they're not small, and there's 5 of them. How's me getting stomped on gonna help? lol.

take off my pants and start masturbating to them while following them

>those proportions
Damn. Never realized how retarded Kubo was at knowing how the body works under clothes.

>turn 360
you'll still be facing the same direction fukken retard

Keep walking and go about my day. its not worth getting assault charges, or getting my ass beat down , because some monkey shoved me aside. Priorities.

>turn as the walk away
>unholster weapon.
>5 hollow point 9mm later
>5 less faggots in the world

>they wouldn't do that

Wash the gay aids off me first cause they're obviously fanny bandits.

HOLY SHIT IT'S CONOR MCGREGOR

Inform them that 1 in 5 men are gay and that is not wise to follow the actions of an insecure indevidual

Drive them over with my old Buick. Claim disability and distress. "muh foot slipped"
Take pics of their mangled bodies and post on Sup Forums where faggots will jack off.

all anons who wish to kill them are obese autistic faggots who still live with their parents and cannot get a job nor get laid let alone talk to a girl without being the autistic faggots they are. fucking an hero yourselves for being beta cucks that jack off to anime porn and for being a cancer to this world

Keep walking and live another 70 years because i can let bullshit slide.

Hearty kek

faggot

5'8 and 135 lbs isn't going to shove me aside. Jogger pants and skinny jeans bearded beanie wearing idiots. Pray we never go to war again....

>being this fresh

197 cm and 142 kg. I may be a fat fuck, but I'm a big fat fuck. I wish them good luck as I walk straight through them.

>197 cm and 142 kg
That's 6.6" - 315lbs for all you muricans.
You're welcome.

Thank you.