Tfw no Russian gf

>tfw no Russian gf

At least you're not in Russia because I have the same feel

i dont think Russian girls like poor foreigners

but I'm poor

I'm rich. I earn 5000/month.

5000rub?

>5000/month.
USD? Euros? Yen?

are russian girls standards really low? i've seen some really attractive girls with ugly ass dudes

Take a look at the flag and fucking guess.

stop watching rai

pesos?

Does anyone have the pic of that Russian girl on Sup Forums who was desperate for a boyfriend?

5000 lines of spagetti per month?! I'm not sure it's enough for Russian princess

That was a hoax though.

5000 lire?

tfw i have Russian gf, but waste time in Sup Forums instead of go to bed

Hy ты и пидop

actually i must make some work (deadline) but play in games/ sit in internet instead. Every fucking night.

That's why you'll never be as good in your work as Karjiakin in his :^)
Though, being a GM in 12 years old is ridiculous in my opinion. Is this even physically possible?

I'm too smart/genious. It's make me lazy. Also good worker = good slave. Meh, i'm prefer be bad one.

CS:GO cyka blyat spammer detected.

Excuses, comrade, excuses.

Shut up

I'm too exhausted from life. I'm has everything what i want and i'm so bored now. I'm don't have reasons for fight more.

It means you were empty from the start. Even if you're somewhat wealthy, it doesn't mean you are self-sufficient.
Focus on developing your persona. Question yourself, tovarisch.

How do I get a qt Russian mail order bride?

>Focus on developing your persona.
Kek. I'm too old really. I can develop yourself only to corpse. All what i have in future is slow rotten until death.

It must be tragic
here our women are average at best

You can have me. I'm not quite a fully functioning female, but at least I'll be your waifu forever. Or you can leech off my salary. Just save me from the nothing I've become.

>order her
>wait

>and wait
>and wait

hey how do you know about that?

show me average italian girl pls

8/10 in shitaly

i dont belive you

If you can't get gf in your country you won't get it somewhere else either. Being beta follows you everywhere

i don't know about this it seems like russian girls will date anyone

Did you guys ever figure out why there is a rapid acceleration of eastern women's aging process after the age of ~25?

This is bullshit, y'know.

intoxication by toxic american sharts

why don't you date a legit 8/10 then?

>it seems like russian girls will date anyone
They will fuck fat brown asshole british pooinloos as long as they are alpha, but won't go anywhere near a beta.
Being a foreigner is a plus if used properly of course, but a beta by definition is not able to do that.
t.knower

>Beta
please don't use american millenial lingo

That's false.

You know exactly what i mean by it, though

as a matter of fact, I don't
beta lost meaning overtime, going through all the small subdefinitions from "orbiter" to "beta but with gf"
it makes no sense

just say loser who can't get laid due to his own social deficiencies, which, by the way, I am not

But Italian girls are hot

>licking nigger assholes
wouldn't fuck, not even if paid

>which, by the way, I am not
Okay, let's say you aren't, then maybe try not to make threads that sort of people would make

Fair enough, but everyone can feel that feel.

Russian women do it too. Russian women fuck even gypsies.

delete

monkeys have no chance anyway

>post photos of prostitutes as proof
Kek, prostitutes of any nations do it, it's how this businnes working.

pepperonis*

meatballs

>what is an independent national currency not controlled by van rompuy and rotschilds

confirmed kek bless Sup Forums

>tfw no Israeli gf

I know that feel ;_;

Obsessing over your master too much are you fattie

I just like conservative Jewish girls. There's a lack of them in Murrica. More of them in Israel. I hope they're into goys though.

There's probably a bunch in Ney York or California

>Ney York or California

Yeah, no. Most Jewish girls here are sjw Trump haters. Would rather give Israeli chicks a chance.

>implying that only sjws hate the orange retard

Not anyone, they don't date me.

>tfw Russian gf

Well, you don't miss much.
They do put up with a lot of shit, tho.

Yeah, tell me about. Every girl is already dating some chad here, even the ugly ones. It's like the ratio here is 1 girl to 10 guys. You wanted to ask some qt for a date? Well guess what - she's already busy. If you are socially retarded or shy and live in Russia you are fucked.

>wtf no need to have russian gf

Didn't all the men die in WW2, Afghanistan and Chechnya or are junkies?

There is literally no men here because they all died during ww2. In russia man means top and woman is bottom

>ratio here is 1 girl to 10 guys
>There is literally no men here because they all died during ww2.

wat?

He is memeing.

Russian girls seem cold or want really manly men which I am not

>If you are socially retarded or shy and live in Russia you are fucked
Or, rather, not fucked

Why do Russian girls look sad?

they have to live in russia

No rich foreigner to take them out of this misery

Makes me glad desu.

I dislike eastern european women. Maybe it's just because I only saw them in the red light district ever since I was a small child so I associate them with cheap prostitutes but they always somehow look "off" to me. Like they aren't really human and try to fit in.

because of no money, i assume
lel, also roasted

>tfw no euro bf with qt accent

it's funny because in this days italian women and SJW are pretty angry due to list appeared during an italian broadcast on national television that basically stated the reasons why eastern women are the best.
>pic related
i will translate
1. they're all moms but once gaver birth to their own childs, their body turns back tonic and marmoreal
2. they're always sexy. no dungarees or pajama
3. they forgive adultery
4. allow men to rule over them
5. perfect housewives, they learn how to take care of home since small age
6. they're not silly, don't pout
is this any true Sup Forums?

Does eastern mean asian?

when you in italy says eastern women you are talking about women from the east europe

Would date.

I've been meaning to go back to Russia and find my long lost uncle anyways.

>Grandpa was a military officer under bunker Hoxha man
>Goes to Russian military academy at 16
>Falls in love with Vodka Stalin woman
>Rumors are they have kid
>Ties between Hoxha land and USSR break
>Grandpa is forced to leave everything in RUsland behind.
>Starts new family
Mom tells me she's like 90% she's got a half brother in Moscow

Buddy of mine was deployed to Israel doing intel work or something with robotics. I don't fucking know. But he said Israeli girls, especially Israeli military girls love foreign guys. Specifically American and European white guys.

And I guess they like Goyim uncut dicks too. He said he never found any girls as interested or into his foreskin as they were.

No finnno-ugric cock

Who Dat

I knew one qt girl, she left to live with an american redneck. She did not return back. I think they got married.

If you do not live under bridge or in trailer, you have chance to marry rus qt.

I'd rather not have a KGB agent living permanently in my home. Thank you for the suggestion though Russia Today!

Most of them are not agents of the KGB. They are economic refugees, they are looking for a better life for their offspring.

You'd get mad rubles for shilling here though

Four kremlinshills post - and you earned 1$! Very profitable!