No fluffy thread? This is not acceptable!!!
No fluffy thread? This is not acceptable!!!
Anthony Ross
Lincoln Stewart
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Jackson Butler
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Connor Moore
Fwuffy nu wan fread die
Matthew Stewart
Fluffies can pronounce T's
Zachary Robinson
The thread hasn't been very good you stupid fluffy
Jack Nelson
Meant to say TH's
Nathaniel Richardson
Prove it
Alexander Cook
Let's see some microfluffies
Jack Morris
Read any comic that has a fluffy saying a word that has th in it
Jeremiah Brown
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Ayden Howard
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Aaron Brooks
Well that was shit
Colton Morales
>Read any comic that has a fluffy saying a word that has th in it
Provide said comic... I am not going to go off of your say so. The burden of proof is on you... as you made the claim.
Again Prove it
Logan Stewart
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Nathaniel Phillips
Well, after looking through several comics.....
I was wrong. These dumbasses can't pronounce th.
Christian Jenkins
this is uncomfortable to read
Mason Walker
fwuffy is zonerated
Dylan Harris
What's Hillary Fluffy saying? Sewvew?
I think fluffies are SMARTER than Trump or Hillary.
Cooper Turner
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Zachary Parker
well yeah
Jayden Wright
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Ayden Parker
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Jaxson Morales
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Liam Bennett
But seriously, what is the Fluffy Hillary saying?
Asher Brooks
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Angel White
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Jace Parker
Everything is smarter than them
Kayden Smith
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Austin Young
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Elijah Walker
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Mason Wood
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Jeremiah Ortiz
Server. Email servers.
Evan Garcia
dis am smwaty fread nao! weave or get biggest hurties and sowwy poopies!
Josiah Martinez
fuck off smarty no one likes you
Ryder Martin
I know you're a idiotic "fluffy" but, how do you plan on hurting us and shitting on us through the internet?
Chase Anderson
you know what i'll give you the whole site, let me show you where the servers are
Charles Taylor
So, my roommate Craig decided to get a fluffy. I was weirded out, but - hey, why not? My mom has one. It's a dense little thing, but no dumber than her Chihuahua. Thing is, Craig's a bit of a bastard. He spends half his time online on Sup Forums, and the other half of the time trolling paranormal and conspiracy theory websites. So, you know - I was prepared to call down the wrath of the local animal control down if he was just getting a fluffy for the purpose of torturing it.
I came home and he was at the computer, watching some stupid Youtube horror series and eating chili. Didn't see a fluffy around - thank god, right? Sat down, asked if he decided not to get one.
"Oh, I got one."
"...where is it? I thought you were supposed to keep an eye on them for the first day or two."
"Yeah, well, Smarties are a little more independent." I could feel the hair rise on the back of my neck.
"Dude...you got a smarty?"
"Yeah! Named him Benito. Last I saw, he was taking apart my old Discman."
"Dude - are you crazy? I mean, I know some guys abuse the snot out of fluffies, but you're just - you had to get a defective one just so you had a reason to?" Craig's face fell. He stared up at me for a long second.
"...what the fuck you mean, 'abuse'?"
(cont.)
Grayson Kelly
don't you die on me thread. LIVE DAMNIT LIVE!
Jacob Stewart
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Brandon Morris
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Nolan Smith
"I - you aren't? I mean, you're leaving it alone-"
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' SMARTY. He's gonna be fine."
"And you left him alone with... electronics, and enough tools to do stuff with it."
"Yeah. I didn't give him a soldering iron, I'm not sadistic. Just - you know, screwdriver, hammer, some snips. He'll be cool with it."
"But - just-" I sputtered a few times. "Okay, I'm - I'm lost here. You said you wanted a fluffy."
"Yeah."
"And instead of a genetically-modified hugmachine, you got a tiny little sociopath? On purpose? Dude... why?" It was about then that I heard a noise like a firecracker going off from the hallway, and a tiny little green ball of fluff was propelled from the bathroom into the wall opposite the door. I stared as the little guy - Benito - glared at us, and then thrust a fuzzy not-quite-hoof into the air.
"HYOOMAN! I rekwiwwuh moah PWUTONIUM!" And back into the bathroom he waddled. I stared at him. Then turned back to Craig, who was grinning his face off.
"Because I LIKE him."
It's been a month since then. Benito's still a fuzzy little dictatorial asshole, Craig is still delighted by him, and I've lost four obsolete MP3 players, a desktop that I was GOING to get around to rebuilding, and a vacuum cleaner that was actually still good.
I'll give the little ball of dickishness credit, the hovercraft is pretty cool, though.
Leo Miller
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Kevin Foster
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Jose Rodriguez
Okay, that's pretty sweet.
Julian Jackson
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Adam Smith
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Wyatt Cook
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Dominic Gray
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Eli Gonzalez
What would a political debate between 2 fluffies be like?
Gavin Wright
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Gavin Hill
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Thomas Rogers
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Dominic Sullivan
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Jonathan Reed
Glad you enjoyed the story. Expect more once I've had some time to digest what my new roommate has put us through.
I'm starting to rethink my stance on his hovercraft, though. It doesn't steer well and he keeps getting stuck against the sofa.
Hudson Nelson
"YOU A POOPY!"
"NO YOU A POOPY!"
"YOU POOPIEST!"
Repeat 100x
Nathan Young
>go to youtube
>type in political debate
>???
>profit
Hunter White
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Jaxon Wilson
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Daniel Barnes
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Brody Lewis
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Noah Stewart
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Christian Martinez
the adventures of Wallace and Vomit (the fluffy)
Jaxson Hill
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Owen Williams
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Ryder Reyes
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Parker Gonzalez
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Daniel Phillips
Nice. Very nice.
Nathan Rodriguez
but the fluffy didn't realize that it's brain shutout the world in order to cope with his impending death, it was all a delusion. in reality the fluffy had been adopted and accepted in the herd the owner kept, and after only one day the owner came home to find all the foals raped to death.
Jackson Rivera
Actually, as it turns out, fluffy politics are quite complex and nuanced.
Evan Lee
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Leo Rodriguez
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Andrew Parker
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Elijah Thomas
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Samuel Gomez
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Lincoln Campbell
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Christian Fisher
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Jackson Young
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Parker Evans
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Jayden Diaz
those are flugbies you douche
Logan Hernandez
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William Flores
In other words, like a regular political debate.
Adam Bennett
Poopie babbehs
Asher Gutierrez
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Mason Campbell
>beats mare
you're a bad moma you get sorry stick and sorry box until you learn to love your babies
Nathaniel Miller
Bu daddeh... deys poopie bebbehs... nu want
Ryder Cruz
What if you taught a fluffy to swear?
Joseph Martin
FYI, I'm not pretending to be a fluffy.
I was making a pun on the fact that they are literally fluffies made of shit
Logan Jenkins
thats what i think of his art
Isaac Brooks
What sites would fluffies go to?
Brody Rogers
> puts her in box with utter holes and sits her upright against wall
> clean off babies and leave them on her tail for warmth and easy access to milk
Jack Cook
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Colton Perez
Most head canons have fluffies reacting negatively to bad words due to their programming.
Mason Brooks
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Tyler Brooks
Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu
nu wan meany munsta poopie bebbehs
meany munsta poopie bebbehs gonna eat mummah
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
nu miwkies fo bebbehs.
wan die
Jonathan Powell
>Cuts off your legs
Samuel Long
>Shaves off fluff
Jace James
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wan weggies back...
daddeh why take weggies...
am good fwuffy
hu hu hu hu
Nicholas Cooper
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Ethan Davis
>beats pillowfluff with sorry stick