Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

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Why are you so fabulous? :3

How does it feel to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

don't you have cold with those?

why don't you wear guys short shorts instead?

Only in the evenings in April and September

What are your predictions on the NASDAQ market fluctuations in the next 6 months?

They're too long

how do you justify wearing them without saying you're gay?

(asking for myself)

Aren't girls bottoms too flat in the front?

do you shave your legs?

Not for me (and they're stretchy)

Fucking slut. Show your pussy.

No I did something more permanent

have you ever pooped and farted at the same time?

what does timmelsjoch means and what language is that

idk, guess it's german, and i think joch means pass

I thought that was you in the picture

it's me, i don't have to be german or austrian to be at the timmelsjoch

How does it feel to be Dutch?

i'm not dutch at all

Why have I seen this thread before?

Oh OK it's the place!

Shorts look good on you. Shorter shorts are currently fashionable for men in my country, but not as short. Mid-thighs.

Its because its usually called a Taylor Swift thread.

Who wears short shorts?

Will you post this again in the next few hours?

is the chick you're into all over this guy so you feel the need to post his pics on the internet?

Yeah absolutely

And I just happen to have closeups of his shoes, too

Why pink? And why size 9, you look tall, you should have bigger feet

post moar then faggot

I really like pink color, and I'm not that tall, 6'

That please, it'd be helpful

How old are you?
You have a nice twinky body but look about 35 in the face.

OP looks like Stephen Wonderboy Thompson lol

>also op is a troll

34

6' is 183cm, that's tall

my dad got a call and i heard it say
"thankyou for choosing marriot hotel".

he quickly hung up.
He said that his smart watch came with a number already intalled and he gets scam phone calls.

should i be worried.

Let's call it tall but not that tall

Are you Homosexual?

Yes he is fucking dinosaurs behind your mom's back, like in

yes

I have running shorts that are that short
They're the best for running

How disappointed are your parents?

How often are you the victim of a hate-crime anti-LGBT attack?

I mean, when you wear girl short shorts of course, not when you wear trousers

Never, but I do get plenty of comments, especially when paired with pink sneakers

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Mmmmmm bet that sneek smells like fine Gouda cheese!

How do you handle these situations?

Does it feel good?

Why? Comfort? Sexyness? Showing off your legs (which aren't particularly special tbh)? Leg fetish? Want to attract leg fetishists?

They're totally ok. They vary from faggot to nice legs, but I don't mind either of them

Y?

Comfort, high tan line, and I also like how short shorts look (on anyone)

Why are you such a faggot comes to mind

How many pairs do you own and do you always match their color with the t-shirt but not the shoes as in the pics you posted

I have about 7-8 pairs. I'm trying to avoid atrocious combinations

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You're not doing a great job on that score.

I agree, I'm not a huge fan of the bright pink and bright blue combo

I'd recommend only one "strong" item of clothing to avoid looking like a clown and to put the stress on the item in question, e.g. bright pink shoes with a camel or sand brown jacket in your first pic for instance, that would look much better

What are girls short shorts anything?

Well in summer I usually wear them with just t-shirts. On the other photo I took the jacket off. I think the shoes ho well with that striped t-shirt

so how long is this going to go on? Do you actually have fun doing this?

Don't worry. The day I have my proof im coming for you and you will regret all this before you die.

High tan line, but still not high enough for speedos in the summer. Wat do?

Old news:
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Yes the look in your second picture is good

True, but still better than having it around my knee. And that was just one of the pros