Light-hearted anal rape

light-hearted anal rape

the best kind of anal rape

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would you fuck a tuna

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Jokes on you, i already have

who needs sleep when you have anal sex

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No.
Do not be gross.

Hey cutedoge how are you doin

I'm ok, need to do some math soon but for now I am not feeling it. You?

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Im debating what unhealthy food I want to put in my body.
what kinda math? probably more advanced then I ever got to

>No.
it was worth a try

More scallies please.

Geometrical applications of integral calculus.
Do the unhealthy food.
The fish will use YOU to pleasure itself instead.

yeah, no idea about that maths
I will do the unhealthy food, but the question is, WHICH?!
so many choices of what to stuff in my body

I guess I can't complain
Turnabout is fair play

who me?

Just do your favorite, black cock.
How's neffy?

>geometric applications of integral calculus
Literally finding the area under a curve.

please, black cock is disgusting.
white or asian only

Yes, you are being gross.
My way sounded fancier.

ill find your area under your curve

I'm never gross.
AM on the other hand is filthy.

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Do it.

Without confusion there is no prestige. Mathematics is prestidigitation.

Mine is white.
Patently untrue since you are being gross right now.

Pretty good. Just had a very mediocre DnD session. Considering a short nap soon

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I'm glad you're back.
I took a nap earlier, it was great. What made it mediocre?
yes we know Zac is extra gross.

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be back in 20, getting fattening greasy shit to stuff in my face
purfect, then~
riiight there!

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>tfw can't join that discord server because I'm apparently a drama queen
toppest of keks

That particular GM is average at best.
It's alright, I'll have a better one tomorrow

>be back in 20, getting fattening greasy shit to stuff in my face
oh bby

I meant nefs dick, of course :^)

what discord server?

Ah yea, the quality of the session is about 80% the DM
How many games are you in right now anyway?

>wanting to be jerked around by some shitty IRC evolution

THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME.

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That furry one from I joined it and got kicked a short while after thanks to some 'drama' from a year before on a skype group - even though I remember leaving that place on my own accord.

am doesnt want to add dotter because hes a communist and doesnt want it shitposty

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Good, AM needs to build a wall to keep the brits out.

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One about an asshole vampire
One about us being the inquisition
One about us being ordinary murderhobos

Gosh you're such a drama queen

>he does not want it shitposty
The existence of the server itself is just one bad shitpost.

And there I thought we were best buds~

Aw, but you love the Brits!

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This is true
They added me last night and there was like an hour long argument about swords

They really need to change that icon. It's pretty drab.

Hey man what's up?

I remember complaining about all the rp in the skype group, I think that was all my drama.

At least they can confine it to a channel in discord. One that I'd mute.

I told him to add you ages ago, I was unaware you had been.
hes banned me like 3 times since a month ago

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Just the usual loner shit, man.
You?

Only in secret, publicly they are the worst.
Nice, I like vampires.

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Scales added me, then kicked me half an hour later and wouldn't say why other than he'd been told to do it.
kek.

It's totally public knowledge now.

That one is the good one tomorrow.

I'm going to start my own discord, who wants in?

I lie so much no one will ever know if it's true.
What are you playing in it?

Sure, why not.

Ahh, but I'll know the truth.

Invite me ᶰᵒᵗ.

Doing good and if it's the Discord that I think you're talking about, then I know your pain man. I was kicked 3 and a half months ago. In hindsight, I'm glad I was. It's been so much easier to talk to people without worrying about pissing him off.

You were not invited anyway.
Just keep it a secret between us.

Y-you too.

>What are you playing in it?
I am a kobold wizard
Since I know many languages I have spent most of my time abusing my allies in foreign tongue

I uhhh
I have a thing about always making kobolds. They're just neat

Well, if that's shit, I won't bother with it.
I just found it amusing that I was kicked over something that happened over a year previous. Para got kicked at the same time and neither of us were any the wiser.

And the internet at large, right?

I am the only one who can keep up with your constant drama
I support it, kobolds are good. Convince a DM to let you play a yinglet next.
Which one was the group you had today?

Moi?
Constant drama?

>Convince a DM to let you play a yinglet next.
They know what Yinglets are and no
They already suspect I am some sort of weirdo

These are the same ones who think I am a girl btw.

Oh none of them even post here anymore anyways. Literally the only chance I have of ever seeing either of them is at AC or FWA and I won't even recognize them.

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Well, you are kinda weird, Nef.

>Which one was the group you had today?
Inquisition

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Scales was a mod, so there was at least one of them here. I dunno if it was the same group you're talking about.
I couldn't see the chat history from before I joined, anyway.

Oh Scales is cool, he doesn't really have any choice in the matter so you can't really blame him.

Clearly, otherwise you would be allowed in discords.
I'd let you play a yinglet and take you to the breeding pits.
.I would have guessed it was the murderhobos since that campaign is the trickiest to run.

>I'd let you play a yinglet and take you to the breeding pits
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>I would have guessed it was the murderhobos since that campaign is the trickiest to run.
Yeah he's like, experienced and a good GM
I can't remember what that next game is

Neferpitou?

Would be nice if the person who was responsible had the balls to kick me out himself and explain himself rather than hiding behind Scales, though.
Pretty shitty moderation, tbh.
And hey, I've been through my 'adventures in forumland' moderation thing, I know how this shit works.

I'm in all the cool servers, though.

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moar cubs

Don't worry man, I went through the exact same crap. If you'd have stayed you'd have to walk on eggshells around him to not get on his shit-list. Trust me when I tell you that you dodged a bullet.

I have too much social ineptitude to play DnD let alone the time or money.
How's school going? You had a test this week right?
You're not in my server and it's the only cool one.
No.

Yes indeed

I play online
Like I said, they think I am a girl

>How's school going? You had a test this week right?
Two tests
One was good, the other ???

>expecting animefags to be anything but cunts

Oh, nah, I wouldn't have walked on eggshells around him.
I mean, I didn't on skype either. Picky bastards like that shouldn't have admin powers to begin with.

Where's my inv?

dotter that is my own personal discord server, not the furry one
and no, you still arent invited

Thought he was a furfag, though.

git up on out o' here dallas

why u so mad

ur a furfag

and here we see a zehgess in his natural territory
being banned