Biggest Darkest Secrets Thread

Biggest Darkest Secrets Thread
Come in /b don't be afraid, come get it off your chest, the most fucked up and sickest thing you've done, you must if you seek redemption, don't be shy let's see how fucked up the things we do truly are and let's judge each other's actions.

then u start, faggot

Oh my have patience bud I'm in the middle of typing

I threw a dog out of a car window once.

I fucked my wife last night with consent in the missionary position with the lights off

When I was 15 years old I killed my french bulldog with my bigger cousin, we cut it's ears off and opened him up I honestly still have no idea why, we later on told my father that we went for a walk and took him and that he got ran over, they were out of town for a few days, we just ended up throwing him in the dumpster, I still kind of feel bad for doing that somewhat, I was retarded as a kid, oh I used to choke out cats till their eyeballs would almost pop out too and kill them.

When i was 13, i used to hang out at the neighbors house with their kid, and i would sneak off and let their rottweiler fuck me in the ass till he came and knotted me. Almost got caught once. M, btw

i enjoyed Jersey Shore. Pauly D the most.

Dude that's nothing, I used to climb this central with my friends and we'd throw hooligan dogs and cats off of them and go back down and check how they spilled and broke wide open, pretty gross, yeah I'm a poor russian fag we didn't have toys as children kek

sounds like good times my guy

stopped at "we cut it's ears"

ur a fucking monster, kys

seriously

whoever tortured animals have a special place in hell waiting for them, you deserve everything that's coming for you

I was a young boy living on a farm. Went to play in the woods. Minding my own business when something moves nearby. It's a fairy. Tiny little girl with wings. She starts talking to me. Seems very curious about humans. But I'm only like 5years old. I grabbed her, drowned her in the stream. I was a very weird kid. Just held her under until she ran out of air.

Yeah it was kind of disturbing how he was crying and pissing himself that just made me angry and I started smacking him really hard over his stupid head his eyes almost rolled up we smacked him that hard as if he had a brain malfunction or something I kind of felt bad for my littler sister crying when she got back thats all

well you seem like a total piece of shit

Vehicular insurance fraud.

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wow
please kill yourself

Nothing very weird pretty much cause I'm a pussy and it's just my thoughts, but I have this 45 years old aunt that has a huge fat ass and big jugs very thick thighs too, that I'v always masturbated too I ended up sleeping at her house when I went over one day with my family and they left the next morning to go do something, I jacked off in this sweaty pair of socks she had left mmmm I still remember that smell masturbated with her panties too I could just imagine how those thongs she had would slide inbetween her asschecks rubbing that stinky asshole mmmm I'm getting horny right now thinking of her huge perfect ass I always fantesized about tying her up and sodomizing her as she begs me to stop asking what she did to deserve getting humiliated and punished by her sweet nephew like that

kill yourself

second this

they will pay for that,
If not in this life, after death

> Be me 14 years old
> my grandmother's friend brings her little niece to our house she's 11
> we'd always play together but this one time I took it too far
> We'd play doctor and I'd act like I'm giving her a shot
> Take her pants off revealing her beautiful round shiny ass
> Start rubbing her anus slowley ( she starts giggling still thinking we're playing)
> Me still knowing what I'm up too but not letting her know
> I started rubbing my cock through my pockets and almost ejaculated
> Heard noise from the other room it was her grandmother coming in telling her it's time to go
> I pulled her pants up right before that moment it was kind of awkward how I just stood in a weird position but she didn't make nothing out of it I mean we were just kids right kek
I feel bad over the fact that I still remember it so vivid and masturbate furiously about it till this day

That sounds pretty hot dude, got any CP?

I sniff my farts and I like it

who doesn't? I eat my boogers aswell and so do you.

Are you me?

Are you me?

I like the smell of dirty dogs.

Are you me?

guys mine been smelling pretty odd lately, like boiled boiled eggs, and wet ashes, as far as my mucus goes, pretty salty as usual.

Closeted black homosexual guy here, I sometimes shove bananas up my asshole and think about a rugged big hairy white man raping my asshole while calling me a worthless stupid nigger slave.

Nice copy pasta from the other day dude. Go get something original or fuck off.

If it is so you got the purpose of this thread wrong dude, I'm excited with how the human mind works and the fucked up shit us people do, keep it legit bro say real fucked up shit you did.

Nope shit that's my bad, I saw the secret part and posted without much looking through.

I'm 42 years old and lurking on Sup Forums since I was 20

I'm 20 years old and lurking on Sup Forums since I was 42

I'm Sup Forums and lurking on 42 since I was 20

One time I died in Roblox

Are you God goD are yoU?

died laughin

When I was 15 I broke some glass bottles on a beach, not too big of a deal until I considered the fact that this beach was usually inhabited by kids under the age of 10 and I just went in the winter, someone cried, I guarantee it.

one time down by the creek i dared my 2 friends(who are brothers) to put his peter in the others mouth.. they did it.. i was frazzled at wut i saw.. now to this day 23 years later remember it when i look into there faces. were still friends.

I'm a non offending pedophile. For those who don't know, it just means I'm attracted to under aged girls (particularly ages 6-12) but doesn't act because I believe it's wrong. If you don't understand what it's like, imagine having an anxiety attack every time you meet a girl of your age attraction. I usually tell people that I have pedophobia, which is the fear of children. Most people don't question this or ask for details. I typically try to avoid confrontation wherever possible, and when it comes down to it, I try to avoid eye contact or pretend that they don't exist. If you're wondering, I'm 20 years old and average looking. So I mostly don't give off that creepy vibe, which makes any unsuspecting parent very relaxed around me. Under these circumstances I usually make up some lie about having to leave because I can't even trust myself around young girls. I think I'm going to move somewhere remote and isolated, that seems like a better option than suicide, but I'm sure a lot of people would rather I kill myself.

II'm about to confess the most embarrassing moment that ever happened in my life
> Be 18 years old
> Gets ready to masturbate searches for some shemale porn
> Starts fapping furiously I usually check and make sure the door is closed
> Forgot about all that and kept on masturbating
> Uncle walks in I hear the door open I close my monitor and put the volume on mute real fast
> Room is in complete darkness my dick is still out having the shortest and cringe worthy convo ever honestly marked me for life
> Uncle where is your mother I came to bring this pack for her
> Tell her that I don't know with a shaky voice this all in complete darkness
> He leaves and I know for sure he heard and knew about everything
Every since then I can't look him in the eyes and things have never been the same

The most biggest sin i ever see

KEKWAT

How about a confession about what I want to do? I want my wife to be so drunk or passed out that I can have my way with her body. Oddly I don't want to fuck her when she's like this. What I want to do is be able to touch her, strip her clothes off, pose her, photograph her, kiss her, lick her, small her, jerk off all over her...

ask bill cosby for some of his "magic candy"

You have Bill's kik?

I came on multiple girls feet when they were sleeping...
I have no regrets

lol I honestly busted out laughing, all though your english is completely shit and illiterate I can feel the tension and awkwardness

beauty

Sometimes my wife and I will shower together, and not for sexy times. Just morning schedules overlapping. When she turns around to wash her hair or shave her legs I'll jerk off and cum all over her ass. She never notices because it's dark and the soap and water washes everything away.

No .. i just have a couple old pudin pops sticks he left when he got me with those magic beans

I don't think you should kill yourself. Pretty noble that you stick by ethics regardless of personal desire.

Sup Forums wasn't around back then grandpa.

That's everybody dude, let's keep it real, everyone is turned on by young girls, most of us like this guy are just smart enough to know that it's not ok.

Instead you could have a look at s,n.a.p.c,h.a.t,y(.)me to leak school's hottest girl's nudes.

I absolutely hate to give hugs. Can't fucking stand physical contact apart of occasional sex. It's the cause I ruined two relationships and a third friend with benefits

Thats nothing. I was like 17 years old, home alone watching porn, furiously beating my dick, i was about to cum only needed a few more seconds when suddenly i hear my mothers back from shopping, but im like fuck it i keep beating my meat under the covers and when i finally start to orgasm my mother bursts through the door and casually starts talking about random shit and i just try to act like nothings going on while i have the most akward orgasm ever

Come cut my ears off, faggot. It will be the last thing you even think of you piece of shit.

I'm glad to hear from you. My fiancé is a registered offender-female-good not to hear the hate all the time

How fucking dare you, I'd rather have the kid that cut off the dogs ears butt rape me then you watch that show.

>let's keep it real, everyone is turned on by young girls

Not prepubescent ones, idiot. 6 to 12? Come on.

kek, that happened to me too bro, but it was my grandmother and I was on the computer with the back turned on her, I kept ejaculating in my pants while she was asking me what I wanna eat or some shit, It's such an odd feeling, it's like it still feels good but not really cause the situation lol.

I tired putting my dick in my neighbors daughter once when I was 16 but I couldn't fit. She was 10 I think, so I just let her give me a hand job. I regret it everyday. I just stick to dogs fucking me.

I would just go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(,)me to share your ex-gfs nudes.

Lol

Russians do this a lot I've heard kek (kill dogs)

Kek

No its not. Its pretty normal to be attracted to sexually mature females ~15, but once you talk to them its a turn off. If you are having sexual feelings towards children you should get help.

That's not funny at all maggots, praying on innocent little creatures is not alright, that guy is a faggot he was 15 years I'm sure he knew exactly what he was doing, not a kid kid IDIOT

calm down judge judy, he killed his dog not your mother or yours, also its prey, learn english imbecile.

Kill yourself fag

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Go on

hot, but that's not a confession nigger.

What are you doing here?

nm chillin u?

I fuck my sister on an almost daily basis.

i like to stick my finger in my ass and i want a men to fuck me

kek

sounds pretty gay

> Be me introvert female
> started masturbating from 5 yrs (unknowningly at first)
>Mom sees internet history when I was 11 years old
>brother gets blame for rape and snuff porn vids
>brother knows it was me
>still act like it never happened

How often do u masturbate now? And to what kind of porn?

Dressed up as a Lopunny and blew the kids in the boy's bathroom.

2 times a day, morning and evening.
It's deepthroating, pegging, gay or rape porn what gets me off. You?

That's hot. I'm a 2/day person as well. Lately been into mmf, cuck, mutual maaturbation, and of corse cumming with ppl on kik... jd_g3 is me if u got kik ?

Really kek worthy material. I get mad when things start acting stupid because of 'abuse' too. Really makes me go harder at them. Stupid shits.

My best friend's brother is dating a trap. And the trap was in prison for a few years for torturing and killing cats. Should I tell him?

I've had thoughts and attempts of raping my sister in her sleep, and I've jacked off several times near her without her knowing.

heres mine
>I HATE CHICKEN TENDIES AND CHOCCY MILK

I'm secretly attracted to niggerressess.

>Strawbee succs

I post Log of Shit Threads almost every day, and I'm a 39 year old insurance salesman.

How old are you now? What state do you live in? We should meet

last year I fucked my sis when she was drunk af. now I cant even look at her the same way

I sniff and masturbate into my teenage cousins dirty panties on multiple occasions.
I also almost fucked a gross old guy for cash. Bailed out of his house as soon as he got naked. Really scared the gay out of me.

Wuuut dude that sounds fucking awesome I wanna be like you just posting shitlogs throughout my mid life crysis

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.