My name is Owen i have just started chef apprenticeship ROAST ME
My name is Owen i have just started chef apprenticeship ROAST ME
>Apprenticeship
>UKfag
>Still fat
Are they making hybrids now?
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you look like the discarded offspring between gordon ramsay & quasimodo
Douchebag souffle anyone?
You look like you are out of breath just taking a selfie
I'd roast you but the only oven big enough to do so is in Auschwitz.
i feel like life roasted you and any insult i say would be redundant
you roasted yourself bette rthan anyone else could posting that picture
you should slit your belly so you can get the fat to cook your food, so you can finally be a part of someone's life and be inside a girl.
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Ur cute,I'd let ya fuck me if you are gay
You actually think that your hair looks good and makes up for your disgusting, doughy body.
You can't even smile properly because you know that feigning even a semblance of happiness is too much of a lie, and for some reason you can't go against your bullshit upbringing.
ur fat lol
You're one of hundreds of thousands that are glomming on to this pathetic "foodie" meme, thinking that they're going to actually succeed in the same culinary field that countless others have found stagnation in. Apparently life hasn't managed to drive the "you're not special" lesson through all those layers of fat yet.
You're spending exactly how much to learn how to perform a basic life skill?
You're seriously paying to learn how to perform a basic service for people whose cushy jobs entitle them to employ/look down on you, and you're paying just as much money if not MORE.
I wonder what kind of woman you can attract as a fat, hideous chef. Oh right, none.
hypocrite
>Bullying victim detected
Apprenticeship means you get paid whilst getting the qualification
oh ,right ,none
This is now a
roast
/thread
Lol why you so angry. Did your uncle touch you when you were younger.
Hodor?
wtf
kys fagtard
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