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Doing a think edition

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fresh new Bradley hot out the oven for you boys

anime

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oh my fucking days im about to take a fat shit uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

plymouth? yes mate huge fan as it happens

Hannah was HOT

lads what the fuck is a JF? Is it like a GF?

Bet my life is worse than anyone else's itt

>not picking up on the irony
In 1964 we had a coup against a left-wing government. The far-left got uppity and tried to revolt, cuba-style, and our military killed and tortured thousands of them, much like Pinochet's regime lol.

Communists should burn tbqh.

how much do you reckon the current £1 coins will be worth when these new ones roll out?

am currently consuming 500% the RDA of zinc and 2000% the RDA of vitamin B6

bet there are some really nice willies in /brit/ 2bh

i hold no emotions when i roll in
fix up appearances when approaching
back up the skies turn grey when i stroll in
the new heir to the throne has awoken
yea, 09s new king has been boasting
(tell a lie i really been smoking)

>normal people getting involved in politics

ah yes

and a lot of good it's done ya, cunt

£1

In all seriousness what's up with African Americans talking about being "woke" and "full of knowledge" and "wise" when they are typically really stupid fucking people. Lol, what the fuck are wrong with these mongs? And to think the kings of Egypt and Israel were sub Saharan is beyond me...

reckon about £1

scratch a "libertarian" and you find a fascist

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>Communists should burn tbqh.

best post itt

why is her umbilical cord brown?

literally nothing

something like 1 billion pound coins minted

oh yeah? :^)

Not gay but I'd like to play with a big one tbqh

>scratch a "libertarian" and you find a fascist

someone did a poo on their desk in the Swedish General


EVERYONE call him a paki

>normal people not involving themselves in their countries politics

ah yes

Just went to see this in the cinema, very good.

However extremely annoyed at the ending, as per every fucking Japanese film.

you do know too much zinc in your system makes your body unable to absorb copper right
you know this leads to anemia and polyneuropathy right

forgot the ifunny watermark

honestly the stunted perspective of these "underprivileged" really has no value what so ever, their scope of thought is so impossibly narrow due to their slave like impoverished existence.
that's why only a tiny few of these sorts of "oppressed" people have ever created anything of real value, like Shakespeare
this is far from the norm however as most of them are impossibly caught up in a materialist "gimmiedat" mentality.

they tranquillize themselves with these ideas so they can externalize their problems and thrash about aimlessly instead of addressing them.

take a good look at my personal cronometer.

>scratch a "libertarian"
>violate the NAP
>unleash PMC's

nothing gay about that lad

Better red than dead. Or rather, better be like Chile than going the Cuba/Venezuela's path. Here in LatAm, only sociopaths choose the far left. At this point it is political retardation. Good luck though.

500%? fucking hell lad how much you on? I'm taking 30mg and I heard that if you take too much it fucks with your copper absorption or something and makes you anaemic

pls no bully poo-user

he is a very sick man

Shut up you fucking melt

Truly the worst posters

I've just realised that most dreams I have involve me being held against my will

is that weird?

>fitfags are so runtish they keep track of all this instead of just eating sensibly

bellowing

fat bastard

they have literally no culture of their own so they have to steal others based on vague shite

packies? noah not a fan

was it all a dream?

>irish
>racist af
typical

I had a weird dream where I was in a shopping centre, and my friend was drinking coffee
then we walked to the train station and there were loads of yellow trains, but they'd do a u-turn at the end of the station and go down another platform

weird

Reagan and Thatcher both died as demented old cunts babbling to themselves in diapers.

wtf I love /swe/ now

i eat more or less the same food daily, so now its more of a task of ticking a box than tracking anything.

>scratch a ukiper
>he cries

also dont give one shit about this retarded anons faggy dream

Last month I earned £4,461.54 but after tax and other deductions I only received £3,029.18 - does that seem accurate? Didn't realise we lived in a communist state desu.

Two girls described my phone as "weird" today. It's a high-end android. They literally just thought it was weird because it's not an iphone. Is this a thing now?

i had a 30 minute nap today and had an immense journey lucid dream
was mental

wonder how many dreams we have in a normal night

and what happens to you while being held against your will?

Quite literally cannot recall a single dream I have ever had, after ten mins I forget

it's a rest day.

Can't sleep yet again.

>very little luck with Tinder but giving it one last go
>match with the fittest girl I've ever matched with
>still not phenomenal, but easily a 7.5 and definite qt
>don't want to botch first message
>give it a day or two to think of an interesting and funny first message
>go back today to send message
>she's unmatched me

normies are braindead

what phone is it exactly

its true
the "oppressed" have nothing of value and no interesting perspectives simply because their perspective is so limited to begin with

its all well and sad reading the struggles of some Peruvian grandmother as her farm is being taken away, but ultimately it is just pity induced masturbation

now struggle and suffering CAN bring about revelation and enlightenment, but often this is not the case, especially when lacking discipline

who was that lad who apparently followed some bad advice on /fit/ and was taking 10 grams of vitamin C a day and his organs shut down?

Weird phone for a weird creepy freak like yourself

I love how all alt-right goons think you'd be a lord in medieval times.

The entire history of reactionary, elitist thought is half baked nonsense written by people trying to justify being born into privilege and fools slurping it up.

Dunning-Kruger effect is real.

billionaires not welcome

well £1 until October...then precisely fuck all.

smoke weed everyday

girls act dumb and judgemental around technology because it makes them seem more feminine. they probably couldn't give a shit what phone you used

I've dreamt about sucking my own cock at least 30 times

Hey gang, what's the latest?

>tfw matched this chinese girl
>tfw we always make small talk
>tfw i always ask her out on a date
>she says yes
>i say ok when
>then she doesnt message for a week
>and then randomly messages back like 'hey are you arlight'

happened unironically 4-5 times now. hanging onto her because i run out of women in my area.

you should have 3,210 after tax . You're probably paying into a pension

why is MDMA the best drug

people attempt to help me
all the whilst I rebel, skeptical of their intentions

Reckon loads of people are going to keep hold of a few under the assumption they'll appreciate in value, but the sheer amount of people doing it will mean they don't appreciate at all

It's like Star Wars toys. Everyone saw how valuable the original trilogy toys became over time, so when the prequels came out, they kept a load of toys from those in packaging.

Funny story desu, I did the same thing thinking my Jar Jar Binks figurines would have been worth a fortune by now. I had a huge shelf full of them in my study on some cheap Ikea shelf unit which, in hindsight, wasn't the best choice as a few years ago I accidentally knocked the whole thing, causing it to come apart and come tumbling, figurines and all, directly onto my nether regions, completely obliterating my bollocks

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not an argument

It was a month and a half's pay desu, but I didn't want to state that in the original post because I wanted to give the impression that I was richer than I am so that people will treat me with respect whenever they see me post on Sup Forums.

>i say ok when
you're the guy you're supposed to set the date lad

the ULTIMATE canadian

>we don't know whether you're paye or self-employed so your NIC rates are impossible for us to figure
>we don't know the source of this income so different tax rates may apply
>'other deductions' could mean anything - are you contributing to a pension fund?

...oh you didn't actually want a real answer, nm.

>bollocks
stopped reading there.

It's not. Good buzz but feeling more depressed than usual for three weeks after is shite.

neither was the linked post

ah, was literally on here after you.

i need the vid and timestamp of this image PLEASE

>tfw have legitimate business ideas but zero capital to turn them into fruition

And no, I'm NOT taking out a WONGA

having bollocks on the bottom line ruined this post

Fucking normie housemate is just sitting in the kitchen on his laptop, meaning I can't go to get my green tea without doing a bit of social interaction. Fucking prick desu, he's got a perfectly good room to browse the web

the only good brit is a dead brit

UP IN MY LONELY ROOM
WHEN I'M DREAMING OF YOU

my month and halfs pay is only 1500
FOB

Must've struck a nerve. Go on, post some shite art or quote by some 18th century aristocrat bitter about the French Revolution. Then go back to playing SoulsBorne

the goal

>all the whilst I rebel, skeptical of their intentions

i did this the first two times, but she didnt respond.

idk what her endgame is 2bh.

I've had this before with girls, where they flake when shit gets too real

listening to cum town

love the evolution of this gimmick

Why yes my life is going no where, thank you for asking.

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