Italy is the best country of the world

Italy is the best country of the world

True.

t. Gino Schultz

Yep, by far.

No, that's Greece

no its germany :3

how do you go from this ...

TO THIS??

no, we're poor and brown, don't come here

italy isnt even the best country on their own penninsula

wanna come back?

this

Yes.

I unironically agree with you

Voglio scopare

>condemning our little sister to our same fate

You don't want that, trust me.

Eh mica solo tu, ragazzo

EZIO DONT YOU RECOGNIZE ME

No.

aww, too bad.

Yes
>first world
>best weather for a first world country
>it has everything from beaches to mountains
>one of the best cuisines in the world
>one of the nicest languages in the world
>probably the richest culture in all of Europe
>amazing architecture
>amazing wine
>gorgeous women
I want to visit Italy but don't want to be rude because I don't speak Italian:(

Also is it common for visitors to also visit San Marino or is this country just a meme?

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>I want to visit Italy but don't want to be rude because I don't speak Italian:(

Dude 90% of their language is hand gestures and v-neck shirts mixed with saying "Vaffunculo".

t. Italian expert

mamma mia I take in da assahola because I'ma italianooo

Your mom is a whore.

Shut the fuck up Anglo or I'm going to kick you're ass

thanks user, appreciated
visiting San Marino isn't uncommon, if you are around the same region (if you have to travel 400km to get to it maybe not), you won't stay long anyway, the place is small
it's just that there are far more worthy locations around the country, San Marino is just a very little town with some lands surrounding it, it's nice and characteristic but if it's your first time in Italy, depending on how much you plan to stay too, I will recommend spending some day in one or two major cities with the possibility to do day long trips to nearby locations

VAFFUNCULO tua madre era una capra

You basically described France

What is she now?

France and Italy are two very similar countries so yes it also applies

But French weather and landscape sucks in the north and Rome > Paris

un animale fienile con quattro gambe

Tua madre è un sedile reclinabile.

i'd grind you into a fine powder cunt bring it on

We are very similar Italy, the main difference is that we are warriors also.

È padre puzzava di cacca e sto andando a calci asino

except it's not
it's filthy and the Italians are the laziest people I've ever encountered

no thanks/10

Bit hostile much? hmm

Kek, what did you try to say you filthy ANIMALE CHE DEVE TACERE?

mmm yes, french warriors

>we are warriors

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*bollocks your bollocks into dust*

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spiacente è troppo divertente tradurre insulti in italiano

>tfw I came to this board to talk about how big Italy's muscles are
>This is the first thread I see
I just want to be Italian so bad, I'm already poor and brown.

Tua madre beve sborra di gabbiano in polvere.

>french warriors

Welcome to Sup Forums José

Tua madre era una hampster e lei ha malattie vagaina

I don't have any Italian family, how can I gain Italian citizenship?

Nah I'm just black and white (guess where my dad is *hint* I don't know)

Tua madre è una zingara che puzza di cacca e pipí.

Italian shitposting on this board is gonna make him change his mind fast

He lets the children go?

We aren't that bad

Everyone shitposts

>I don't have any Italian family, how can I gain Italian citizenship?
Write here your credit card number and pass, I'll do the papers.

Si, beh tua madre non è una persona molto bella

Italians have some autistic shitposting streaks sometimes though, it's very particular. [spoiler]I secretly enjoy it[/spoiler]

Interesting. I wish to visit many historical places when I travel there

Rude!
Tua madre mangia la cacca nei film porno tedeschi.

Tua madre ha problemi di salute

scusa

This
I don't find France nearly as interesting as Italy, (no offence) also since my background is Italian

È vero! Monster!
TUA MADRE È UNA SEDIA SCASSATA E PIENA DI GUANO DI PICCIONE!!!

I want to fuck an italian girl and cum her slut face

scusa...tua madre è un cavallo che ama ananas sulla sua pizza

Tua madre è un asino che ama la pizza sull'ananas.

me too :DD

tua madre ama calciare rocce e mangiare pastelli. Sono stato sveglio per 28 ore.

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Tua madre ama fare pompini in monopattino.
I never though I could have fun with a Canadian, good night :3.

Only thanks to Sud Tirol.

Buona notte bud

nigga her waking up next to your head full of your nasty yellow's is like her waking up next to a horses' head

I don't care lol American girls love my accent and big uncut penis

>big uncut penis

lel try harder

so big and beautiful, the envy of every little italian boy

>actually bragging about fucking American women
That's like bragging about being able to breathe on your own.

good post.

Yes,i agree.
You get too much shit thrown at you just because of the WW2
Your nation is also more complex than Italian one imo

>more complex than us

there's few nations with as much regional variation as us, France is homogenous as fuck in comparison.

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pmt this

so tsundere

what does Italy think of UK?

Boring country with dirty and arrogant people

When will you take the rest of Slovenia.

Y-yeah best weather indeed

la dolce vita and shiet y'know

:(

Opinions on the USA

> rome>Paris
Nope.

Place where normies and terroni go learn english/work.
London's quite gorgeous. Edimbourgh is in the top 5 most beautiful cities in the world. Shit food, okay people.

it's like the special kid of countries, everyone must stand up and clap to show appreciation and make it feel included

>only Northern Italy is Italy

Ready?

>Rome isnt better than Paris

both shitholes 2bh

Rome is better for history

>Paris isn't better than Rome

ready for what, another round of canadian shitposting?