This whore lives in a 6-million dollar mansion

this whore lives in a 6-million dollar mansion
what does she even know about real life? does she know what it means to struggle? to suffer? I doubt it

maybe that's why she only writes about meaningless shit

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her ass is amazing

Imagine playing the fucking harp in the 21st century and becoming famous.
How the fuck.

She grew up in Cali and plays a Harp.

Yeah, she probably doesn't know what it's like to sell crack to feed your kids or whatever.

that's not the source of her wealth

she married Andy Samberg

imagine fucking her ass

are u ok

She probably make half a mil yearly on her own though.

Maybe in a year she drops an album

Which she doesn't do much

Talented and clever people don't need to know how it is to struggle and suffer because they know how to live well. They're usually more concerned with abstract problems than with how to feed their kids, since they're actually capable of abstract thought unlike the majority of people, and because money comes to them as a side-effect of doing what they love to do.

But she's neither of those

>implying your average person can learn the harp
>implying even one in a thousand people can sing like her

harp is just a big gay guitar and anyone can get helium pretty easily

Imagine fucking her pusy!

>harp is just a big gay guitar
I don't know why but this sentence made me kek

mfw when pusy

His circumcized dick gets to plow that ass.

Yours doesn't.

>only the rich are capable of abstract thought
Americunt detected

Learn to play the harp, faggot. Until then, shut your face.

boo fucking hoo

The other way around: those who are capable of abstract thought naturally end up rich.

Artist with privileged background grows up and becomes rich through musical success and marriage. I've never heard that one before.

Was this thread supposed to get people riled up?

>As a child, Newsom was not allowed to watch television or listen to the radio. She describes her parents as "kind of idealists when it came to hoping they could protect us from bad influences, like violent movies, or stupid stuff".[5] She was exposed to music from a young age. Her father played the guitar and her mother was a classically trained pianist who played the hammered dulcimer, the autoharp and conga drums.[6][7

Sounds pretentious

i've never liked joanna newsom
that explains why she married andy samburger though

>and becomes rich through musical success

So we're not only shitting on sell out hacks now but also artists that are actually talented. Got it.

Fucking post it you fuck or stop teasing us

>anyone can get helium pretty easily
I don't know why but this sentence made me kek

She was probably raped as a kid or something

>Her father played the guitar and her mother was a classically trained pianist

And there you go, Sup Forums. Heredity is everything. It's not the money, it's the genes, get it? Good. Now we can move on.

genes don't work like that, she just got inspired by parents

>2nd word is 'whore'
>regressive gene detected

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fpbp

Isn't that the guy from American Pie...

PRRRPPFFFFFFTTBRRRRR

>Yeah, she probably doesn't know what it's like to sell crack to feed your kids or whatever.
her fucking uncle was the governor of California


(((Newsom)))

it's a shills pretend this utterly mediocre looking '''woman'' is attractive episode.

>muh rich jews

>Heredity is everything.
it sure is


Joanna Newsom is the Amy Schumer of music.

>Nigger who thinks that singing about basic survival and protesting Trump is "meaningful"
>>>/pitchfork/

its a Sup Forums poster trying to fit in where he doesn't belong

ive met her irl. She's a NYC 6 or 7 at best.

Her whole career is fake as shit.

>Her whole career is fake as shit.

What? Do you realise how dumb you sound?

fine...her career is as real as Amy Schumer's.


Happy?

phenomenal ass, quite sublime

this is literally all the shills have......kek. jews classy as ever.

based pusyposter

how can a career be fake?

BRRRAAAAP

i dont give a fuck about her music you faggot retard
i'm only talking about her magnificent ass

This thread is full of delicious jelly

nigga fuck off.


like other dude said, she's average as fuck looking. nothing special at all.

ummm....user all of Hollywood is fake. So is the MSM. So is politics.


Joanna Newsom is a part of all these fake ass worlds.

but how is it fake

you two both just have shit taste in women, thats all
get fucked turbovirgins

honestly i thought this too.

let this thread serve as a reminder to always take your medication

it's colluded.... centrally controlled etc.


Joanna Newsom is the equivalent of a WWE charachter.

it's 100% true. It's fake media bullshit. Like I said, I've met her several times. She's mediocre looking.

She made up a cringey story about going on a fast in the woods as a child and then meeting a pack of wolves and they carried her to civilization or something idk she's grimes level retarded

i want to live inside that ass lads

you can stop with this shit already.....we know you're a shill

yep, '''they''' always make up ridiculous backstories to give their fake bullshit an heir of meaning or soul. Grimes, Bon Iver etc.

its fake because it is marketed? It's fake because it lacks depth? I don't even listen to her
I don't get this criticism

>circumcized

fucking jews, disgusting

Stop bullying her. She's one of the best artists of the 21st century.

nigga, msm is centralized and colluded. It's not a business. Try to get that through your head.

The 22nd century indie scene as dictated by Pitchfork etc. is FAKE. Literally fake. As scripted as a Hollywood movie, and the 'artists' are more like government agents than artists.

*21st century

This thread smells of Sup Forums

oh poor little (((Joanna)))


fuck her

>reality = pol


fascinating stuff from the shills

Top jej

correct. People on her own record label have blown the whistle on this

*cough*David Berman*cough*

her bod tho

>this one guy again

the shills have no answer. all their precious scheming and treachery exposed.

imagine

imagine what

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armpit_fetishism

There's no heaven

stop samefagging shill. you're not fooling anyone.

>A woman's armpits, armpit hair, and secretions can be seen as essential components of her femininity, whether this is positively[5] or negatively valued.[6] Havelock Ellis found evidence that (in a non-sexual context) smelling one's own armpit could act as a temporary energy boost.

>Stressing the importance in axillism of the (unlubricated) friction being confined to the penile shaft, Alex Comfort saw armpit intercourse as "Not an outstandingly rewarding trick but worth trying if you like the idea".
>Problems may, however, arise in a relationship when penis to armpit contact (axillism) becomes an exclusive sexual necessity for the man – something which can produce long-term sexual desire disorder in a couple.

what a great article
i think i'll stick with her bum for the moment

this needs to be posted in every joanna thread

anyone with this pic in Hi-res gets my life

it doesnt exist

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rrrgg

what does this mean

inflammatory writ is the best song of the 2000s

post moar hot jo

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Tbh that ass is pretty great

i want her to bully me, call me names in that nasally singing voice of hers

do you think her moans of pleasure are as deliciously weird as her singing voice is
asking for a friend

Hello Alex Jones!

1. yes
2. nice digits
3. post more jo

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i thought this was a Sup Forums meme

i guess he's expanding into new boards

Once, I played the third disc of Have One On Me, as its my favourite work of hers, and I closed my eyes and let the music wash over me.
Then, once I was suitably absorbed in the experience, I began to masturbate, while in my mind I began painting vivid images of her perfect ass sitting on my face and grinding with abandon. With that image, and her charming voice as an accompaniment, I had one of my best orgasms in recent memory.

Good times.

omgggggg