this whore lives in a 6-million dollar mansion
what does she even know about real life? does she know what it means to struggle? to suffer? I doubt it
maybe that's why she only writes about meaningless shit
this whore lives in a 6-million dollar mansion
what does she even know about real life? does she know what it means to struggle? to suffer? I doubt it
maybe that's why she only writes about meaningless shit
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her ass is amazing
Imagine playing the fucking harp in the 21st century and becoming famous.
How the fuck.
She grew up in Cali and plays a Harp.
Yeah, she probably doesn't know what it's like to sell crack to feed your kids or whatever.
that's not the source of her wealth
she married Andy Samberg
imagine fucking her ass
are u ok
She probably make half a mil yearly on her own though.
Maybe in a year she drops an album
Which she doesn't do much
Talented and clever people don't need to know how it is to struggle and suffer because they know how to live well. They're usually more concerned with abstract problems than with how to feed their kids, since they're actually capable of abstract thought unlike the majority of people, and because money comes to them as a side-effect of doing what they love to do.
But she's neither of those
>implying your average person can learn the harp
>implying even one in a thousand people can sing like her
harp is just a big gay guitar and anyone can get helium pretty easily
Imagine fucking her pusy!
>harp is just a big gay guitar
I don't know why but this sentence made me kek
mfw when pusy
His circumcized dick gets to plow that ass.
Yours doesn't.
>only the rich are capable of abstract thought
Americunt detected
Learn to play the harp, faggot. Until then, shut your face.
boo fucking hoo
The other way around: those who are capable of abstract thought naturally end up rich.
Artist with privileged background grows up and becomes rich through musical success and marriage. I've never heard that one before.
Was this thread supposed to get people riled up?
>As a child, Newsom was not allowed to watch television or listen to the radio. She describes her parents as "kind of idealists when it came to hoping they could protect us from bad influences, like violent movies, or stupid stuff".[5] She was exposed to music from a young age. Her father played the guitar and her mother was a classically trained pianist who played the hammered dulcimer, the autoharp and conga drums.[6][7
Sounds pretentious
i've never liked joanna newsom
that explains why she married andy samburger though
>and becomes rich through musical success
So we're not only shitting on sell out hacks now but also artists that are actually talented. Got it.
Fucking post it you fuck or stop teasing us
>anyone can get helium pretty easily
I don't know why but this sentence made me kek
She was probably raped as a kid or something
>Her father played the guitar and her mother was a classically trained pianist
And there you go, Sup Forums. Heredity is everything. It's not the money, it's the genes, get it? Good. Now we can move on.
genes don't work like that, she just got inspired by parents
>2nd word is 'whore'
>regressive gene detected
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fpbp
Isn't that the guy from American Pie...
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>Yeah, she probably doesn't know what it's like to sell crack to feed your kids or whatever.
her fucking uncle was the governor of California
(((Newsom)))
it's a shills pretend this utterly mediocre looking '''woman'' is attractive episode.
>muh rich jews
>Heredity is everything.
it sure is
Joanna Newsom is the Amy Schumer of music.
>Nigger who thinks that singing about basic survival and protesting Trump is "meaningful"
>>>/pitchfork/
its a Sup Forums poster trying to fit in where he doesn't belong
ive met her irl. She's a NYC 6 or 7 at best.
Her whole career is fake as shit.
>Her whole career is fake as shit.
What? Do you realise how dumb you sound?
fine...her career is as real as Amy Schumer's.
Happy?
phenomenal ass, quite sublime
this is literally all the shills have......kek. jews classy as ever.
based pusyposter
how can a career be fake?
BRRRAAAAP
i dont give a fuck about her music you faggot retard
i'm only talking about her magnificent ass
This thread is full of delicious jelly
nigga fuck off.
like other dude said, she's average as fuck looking. nothing special at all.
ummm....user all of Hollywood is fake. So is the MSM. So is politics.
Joanna Newsom is a part of all these fake ass worlds.
but how is it fake
you two both just have shit taste in women, thats all
get fucked turbovirgins
honestly i thought this too.
let this thread serve as a reminder to always take your medication
it's colluded.... centrally controlled etc.
Joanna Newsom is the equivalent of a WWE charachter.
it's 100% true. It's fake media bullshit. Like I said, I've met her several times. She's mediocre looking.
She made up a cringey story about going on a fast in the woods as a child and then meeting a pack of wolves and they carried her to civilization or something idk she's grimes level retarded
i want to live inside that ass lads
you can stop with this shit already.....we know you're a shill
yep, '''they''' always make up ridiculous backstories to give their fake bullshit an heir of meaning or soul. Grimes, Bon Iver etc.
its fake because it is marketed? It's fake because it lacks depth? I don't even listen to her
I don't get this criticism
>circumcized
fucking jews, disgusting
Stop bullying her. She's one of the best artists of the 21st century.
nigga, msm is centralized and colluded. It's not a business. Try to get that through your head.
The 22nd century indie scene as dictated by Pitchfork etc. is FAKE. Literally fake. As scripted as a Hollywood movie, and the 'artists' are more like government agents than artists.
*21st century
This thread smells of Sup Forums
oh poor little (((Joanna)))
fuck her
>reality = pol
fascinating stuff from the shills
Top jej
correct. People on her own record label have blown the whistle on this
*cough*David Berman*cough*
her bod tho
>this one guy again
the shills have no answer. all their precious scheming and treachery exposed.
imagine
imagine what
There's no heaven
stop samefagging shill. you're not fooling anyone.
>A woman's armpits, armpit hair, and secretions can be seen as essential components of her femininity, whether this is positively[5] or negatively valued.[6] Havelock Ellis found evidence that (in a non-sexual context) smelling one's own armpit could act as a temporary energy boost.
>Stressing the importance in axillism of the (unlubricated) friction being confined to the penile shaft, Alex Comfort saw armpit intercourse as "Not an outstandingly rewarding trick but worth trying if you like the idea".
>Problems may, however, arise in a relationship when penis to armpit contact (axillism) becomes an exclusive sexual necessity for the man – something which can produce long-term sexual desire disorder in a couple.
what a great article
i think i'll stick with her bum for the moment
this needs to be posted in every joanna thread
anyone with this pic in Hi-res gets my life
it doesnt exist
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what does this mean
inflammatory writ is the best song of the 2000s
post moar hot jo
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Tbh that ass is pretty great
i want her to bully me, call me names in that nasally singing voice of hers
do you think her moans of pleasure are as deliciously weird as her singing voice is
asking for a friend
Hello Alex Jones!
1. yes
2. nice digits
3. post more jo
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i thought this was a Sup Forums meme
i guess he's expanding into new boards
Once, I played the third disc of Have One On Me, as its my favourite work of hers, and I closed my eyes and let the music wash over me.
Then, once I was suitably absorbed in the experience, I began to masturbate, while in my mind I began painting vivid images of her perfect ass sitting on my face and grinding with abandon. With that image, and her charming voice as an accompaniment, I had one of my best orgasms in recent memory.
Good times.
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