Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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>inb4 butthurt incarnated
lets see how autistic he is to follow on this thread as well

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
Krispy
N-no they're not, stop making me blush
>b-but could you post m-more panty shots, p-please
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smugs
I praise you and i still get bullied ;-;
natsu user
No
>juvia will always be waifu
Houki
I mean Kansas is still in. Now they get MSU. That should be fun since I'll be the only person in my state rooting for KU

You're wrong btw :) y'all were getting bullied so hard that you ran away to Sup Forums. I'll dump the screenshots just so you kee mommy up with your autistic screeching from the basement :)

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I'm not sure butt user. Look in the cam sites or something.

(Hanako)
Building it (mostly) by myself, yes.

You can find a really nice, cheap build for well under $500 these days.

Thanks, Houki. I remembered the part about your grandfather. If you need a moment, feel free to ask. I try to be the guy others can rely on rather than relying on others too much, especially if I can afford too.

"Overstating your effectiveness"

Natsu is best waifu.
Stop being a fag OP, and be a fag for Natsu Fagneil.
Let him release his hot demon seed into your rectum.

Hey Ruri I've been meaning to ask why do people like you a lot? Seems like a lot do and I don't understand it. Sorry if this seems rude.

I'll insult them as i please, but they don't bother me enough to make me angry, so why bother?
I can see the date in the picture.
Regardless of if someone made a thread on Sup Forums or not, and linked it here, i know how poor of shitposters you all are. You're not forcing anybody out. You'll just mildly annoy us for 20 minutes until you get bored and leave again. Like always.

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>he keeps screenshots of /waifu/ on his phone
>not autism
HAHAHAHA

I imagine you're unleashing some violent chicken tendie shit into your adult diaper now that you've been proven wrong lmfao

Juvia is basic bitch shit.
She will only love grey ballbuster (who is likely a closet gay).
Join me anons.
Lets all let Natsu Fagneil love us with his demon semen.

Oh yes they are, and you continue to prove me right~. Well, i suppose i could~.

I'll have to look into it.

You just be real fun at parties, and have so many friends. You're the equivalent of a young child tattling on his classmates. Best part of it? No rules were broken, little autistic weeb Timmy just got his feelings hurt and had to tell.

inferior waifus
>Natsu is love
>Natsu is life

Given the picture of the person posting it, i actually don't know who that is. Vaguely looks like Tanya, but it's probably just a shitposter or someone who was just passing through.
Either way, not of our concern.

>so socially skilled you get to shitpost on the weekends
checkmate weebs

>being so mad that you reply
>being so outrageously and monumentally autistic that you take things on Sup Forums seriously
>replying to this post as well
I really hope you don't. But if you do, you're confirmed autistic and you come to these threads to help your sexual frustration.

>damage controlling and being in denial THIS hard
Get some help man it's just a virginity festival

>so mad you save those "precious moments" you need to boost your self confidence
ayyyy
please tell me how much autistic and mad you aren't right now

>working 7/7 so you have to work on the weekends at night and get paid 20 bucks an hour to shit post
>going home after my shift and ducking my gf before I go to sleep
Yeah pity me

>He replied

shitpost me eyebrows

I know that feeling sometimes, happens whenever the Seahawks are playing the Cowboys, especially during the playoffs. There's plenty of smug to be had if your team wins though.

I'll definitely keep it in mind. I have some support RL, but having some outside perspective can also be valuable sometimes too. And of course, there's always just passing the time with small talk which is nice too.

Things here are getting pretty relaxing now that the spirits are kicking in a bit. Some would say that's when my thoughts flow more freely.

>he replied
2ez please stay mad and triggered

Is that before or after your buddies fuck your ass?

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after my bull is done

No
>please~
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Oh of course, it'd be even better if KU plays Michigan and beats them. They'll be truly sweet.

>7-7
>Fuck girlfriend and go to sleep
It's 2 AM.

bes girll

>inb4 not trying to damage control

>he chose to reply to this one instead of the one directed towards him
>he thinks this voids him of the consequences
Nope you still responded autist. No more replies for you, you clearly can't handle them.

It was after my animated preteen wife toon my virginity AKA the Waifu claimer fantasy

>ducking girlfriend
My sides, fucking please.

>I won't reply again to something that trigger me I swear on me mum
>not damage control

Well since you said please~
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I request breasts in return~

Damn straight.

Sorry bub, I know you're a 15 year old athiest one bully away from a school shooting and you don't understand the work force but uhh, 7/7 is one week straight of working, and the a week off. I'm working a week of night shift. Gonna go home and have sex before bed, something you've never done and probably will never do the more you protect your virginity with cringey Asian cartoon, btw if you reply you prove me right so watch out :)

>toon my virginity
Please. Continue to shitpost so hard that you make up verbs

Lost the v card like 5 or so years ago. Fortunately for me, it wasn't to someone shoving a cock in their ass, unlike yourself.

My* ass.
I really should stop trying to type while listening to podcasts.

Post pics of sex or you are one of us. Dont reply and you are an autist.

>he's never used an iPhone and doesn't undestand how common of a typo this is
Kek
He's so autistic he thinks that a one-letter typo complete butchers the word
I challenge any of you to post a pic with you gf and let's compare

>Seems like a lot do and I don't understand it.
Really?
I didn't think that was the case. I mean, whenever I talk to people over the thread, it's very likely that I also happen to message them over PM's. And it's only about 4 or 5 people if you can count Chen.
>Sorry if this seems rude.
It's fine, don't mention it.

>youtube.com/watch?v=OmnpWjinTTM

AN INTERNET CHALLENGE???

youtube.com/watch?v=YlUKcNNmywk&index=134&list=PLyjgHc47unfT3BIZo5uEt2a-2TWKy54sU

what site do you like? will you stream?

Post pics of sex: [x]

You didn't specify and it's too late now, btw if you reply it means your crying to your mom and shitting your adult diaper

oh shit waddaaaap internet showdown !!!
call the media ASAP!!!

>waifu thread
>post your gf
HAHAHAH normies

Btw we were like 16 in this pic. 20 years old now

Well no it's just people that I kind of know or not at all like you greatly. Tomo Chen kirino. Those guys. Seems like they like you a lot. I don't use those. No I wouldn't. I'm not sexy for that stuff.

Superior Samsung. Typos are a thing but so is proofreading.
>second reply blah blah
I challenge you to post a pic of that house 'you' own.

>house
HAHAHAHAHA

I'll keep it in mind too.

Goodnight. I'm gonna try for some sleep.

Coincidentally also got everyone to shut up Bc they realized they just can't compare lmfao

Heretic

>what are timezones
wew try harder as usual much?

Well you got me on technicality. Bravo. Follow up with pics of the sex you will have with your girlfriend or your daddy will take everything he owns from you. If you dont reply to this with a pic of that sex then you stalk /waifu/ claimers to sniff their adult diapers and jack off with them.

>s-such beautiful purple panties. And a perfect butt to go with it.
>wew
W-well if that's what you really want
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>doesn't reply with pic of gf
Ouch, sorry man not even gonna waste my time reading your reply you wasted time and effort typing :)

your waifu is shit. but the hat is nice

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See ya, rest well.

What's going on? Did something happen with threads?

Yeah Bc we aren't talking about a matter of minutes lmfao

Pic related it's you

>American education
>actually saving those kind of pics
poetry

Just some shitposters. Nothing unusual.

sit back and watch the fun roll in

A gf is literally meaningless. Why only have one girl? Oh you paid enough for a hooker to fall in love with you. Take her back to NYC, she clearly loves it more than you.

Well, I said it's too late, you should've specified what you meant, that's what you get for being autistic. You've confirmed that you're crying to your mom and shitting adult diaper, thank you I have your confession now I'm done with you, no more replies from me so if you reply to this you're a 400 pound neckbeard virgin who jacks off to cartoons and you're 35 years old living with mom showering once every full moon

rory bringing up the roasting
this gun be good

Fucking weebs. Stop watching anime and start drinking!

I am I am.

>they reply to me in protest of my prescence in the thread
>their replies keep me in the thread
I thought y'all were the "smart" ones? Kek

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fuck off this is Sup Forums. not texas

BACK THE FUCK OFF
HE'S MINE
MIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEEE
RRRRTRRRRREEEEEEE

:ok_hand:

that would be for the fans to decide

G0 the way soul Sup Forums

>inb4 3 replies and a report

Why thank you~. Those are quite nice, but you still insist on not showing them fully~
Not exactly panties but close enough.
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I am drinking.

Heres my cat after watching animes.

You reply to yourself anyway. You already admitted to it last year. Speaking of which, you've been doing this for over a year.

Happy birthday

Waste of dubs

I'm going to work with the current feel I've had through my life. I am undesirable.

>he got roasted so hard he stops replying
>not even for another sweet (You)

Drinking alone with your "waifu"...get real.

I didn't know shitposter-kun was back.

But I wanted to join the fun.

Go to sleep chile. It's late for us.

I wish I liked drinking.

Damn I'd hate to prove you wrong like the last guy but uhh, I didn't start doing this till August last year, that's one thing you're wrong about. Replying to myself? Saying that I reply to myself? Didn't happen, provide screenshots like I did to Prove the other guy wrong or you're invalid and wrong for ever. Reply to this with the screenshots or not at all.

maybe a little work on yourself can change that
I mean that other tomoko wanted to pay to see

If anyone of you guys would ever go to japan, it would look like this.

It's more than one person.
Comically, they have a steam group dedicated to trying to shitpost waifu off of b. And they call us autistic. Lol

>suburban white kids thinking any negative attention is a "roast"
Kek, go outside kid. If you reply To this the first time you ever tried to have sex the girl ran out laughing at the size of your dick

Heh. Nah I'm not studly I don't have the persona for that. Other Tomo was joking.