>mexifats
>first world
hahahahahahaha
Texans warned to stay in hotel, not order room service in Mexico
Hudson Howard
Isaac Hall
>b-but we don't care
>i swear
Adam Young
Conan was right with his 'i think its terrific. I cant wait to see two NFL teams dissapear' joke.
Chase Torres
Nobody ever claimed Mexico was first world though. It's very different from, for example, a US city having to tell its residents not to drink tap water because its been contaminated with all kinds of poisons.
Brandon Powell
>A section of the memo under the heading "safety" had a bullet point with: "DO NOT leave the hotel." It was followed by a line advising players to leave all "expensive jewelry at home," not to bring large sums of money and not to use ATMs.
>A second section titled "health and performance" has basic tips like drinking only bottled water and avoiding the consumption of ice. It also warned: "Eat all meals in the meal room. DO NOT order room service" and "DO NOT eat outside of the team meal room."
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
>cant use atm in mexico without getting robbed and shot by the cartel
>cant drink water without getting cancer
Grayson Sullivan
wow, these people surely showing the kind of class and attitude that makes you just want to open your borders and allow an unlimited number into your country.
Jonathan Campbell
wow
David Garcia
Mexico is basically a giant version of Flint, Michigan, only not quite as poor or dangerous.
Ethan Allen
I personally find the blue house on the background pretty beautiful.
Anthony Harris
I once knew a girl from Flint, turns out she ended up murdering some random guy with her boyfriend.
Caleb Baker
>Americans are so brainwashed they think other countries are all scary and dangerous in comparison to theirs
only place I've ever been told not to drink tap water was in the US ffs
same for being followed at night
Evan Fisher
yeah the cartel running the government is totally just a meme
mexico is definitely first world!!
James Richardson
i've been to poortugal, i was robbed 3 times and recieved food poisoning eating the tacos
Alexander Phillips
i'd say it's far safer to go out in Mexico than it is in the USA
Robert James
wow its almost like the united states has a higher population than mexico
holy FUCK my mind is blown dude what an excellent graphic there im legit breath taken i thought america was the first world country but its actually mexico!!!
Carson Campbell
Tyler Sanders
face it, America is third world
Bentley Lee
america is 3x the population of mexico and the crime is greater than 3x. use ur brain, for a first world country the US can do a lot better
Nicholas Sanchez
look at and check out in particular, the violent crime rates
mexico is vastly higher in every violent crime rate category but rape
Brody Wright
That's because Mexican women don't report it, they just marry the guy.
Tyler Martin
Why the fuck is this failed state allowed to exist so close to American soil? Why haven't we gone in and "liberated" them yet?
Nathaniel Reyes
India has 4 times the population of the US. Try again, Juan.
Ethan Cox
>Brazil
>South Africa
Jesus Christ how horrifyi--
>Mongolia
???
Matthew Baker
>reported crime
wow its almost like countries report crime differently!!!!
Jace Diaz
The Chinese built the wall for a reason.
Hudson Watson
Houston is literally mexico
Mason Perez
Texas and Oklahoma are basically Mexico
Jose Bennett
If you thought Afghanistan or Iraq was bad it would be 1000x worse trying to "liberate" a country with paramilitary groups with the capabilities of the cartels, and don't forget they would have potentially thousands of members on US soil carrying out a campaign of bombings, kidnappings, executions until the political pressure forced the USA to pull out.
John Cook
that's just not true
the US has an embarrasingly high homicide rate compared to the EU overally, but the situation there is still MUCH better than in Mexico
Owen James
Mexico by no means is first world, hell, we might not even be developing world
That doesn't change the fact that those teams are completely exaggerating
It's not like they're going to stay in a motel in an outskirts slum
They're going to be in the posh neighborhoods, polanco or Santa fe, probably
Millionaires live there, they buy Mercedes and wear Prada, both bought in avenida Masaryk
Some of those players would probably be kicked out of a high end bar if they started acting too niggerish
You'll get more sick eating a philly cheesesteak than a taco in Mexico
Jack Ortiz
It's mostly the beaches, some of which are US enclaves. The nice ones.
Jonathan Long
South California shouldn't count as Mexico tbqh
Tyler Hall
>Reported crime rates
Reported being the keyword
Zachary Gonzalez
>our rate is higher than Austria's
shamefur dispray