New secrets thread, anons

New secrets thread, anons.

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anons pls :(

No because fbi is lurking. So never ever again.
inb4 they damage controlling with nice tinfoil hat memes

here's one.
>be me
>16
>beta fag who's locker is right by the women's bathroom at our school
>see girl run in crying and holding her ass
>half an hour later she comes out and i see her throw something in the trash
>go look
>see shit stained panties
>autism kicks in
>pick them up
>put them in normie fag's backpack and sit back and watch
"eww, brad. the fuck's this?"
>watch as he is humiliated in front of everyone
>he never returns to school
>tfw I socially killed a kid i didn't even know

squats are hawt :3

I enjoy pineapple pizza

I posted thousands of bananas in YLYL threads.

You just figured this out?
P ghud.
Not if that ugly bitch is doing them.
I hope you die.
So? If I have to congratulate you that means I have to congratulate the Spiderman fags too.

i love these threads. i love telling this secret so somebody knows that im doing this.

my secret is:
awhile back some trash hooker gave me the herps. when i break out, before i go into a supermarket ill go to the back of my van and pop some to rub on my hands then go into the store.

i touch as much produce as possible. i will touch as much product as possible.

sometimes i go to the bathroom to "reload" as i call it to myself.

i do it because, fuck you.
eat my herps.
shhh, dont tell anyone user. its our secret okay?

Never believe shit until you got proper evidence.

Don't even believe the evidence. Unless you were there and watching you don't know what the truth was.

Besides alleged eye witnesses we have no proof the Holocaust happened. Remember that shit

Where do you live?
I don't.

One time I stole a red pen I found on the ground

When I was in high school, two years ago it had ceased to be a high school for ladies, besides it was a nun.
So we were only four men in three first grade classrooms, the girls used to lock me in their bathroom, hit me and touch me with disgusting things, in the end after two years of enduring this the high school decided to pay a private school until I graduated to avoid Scandals, besides that after those bulling, there is not even psychological treatment or social aid and then yes I am still afraid of them. A companion lost one of his testicles so many blows, they only came to make cuts around my penis, if they think why it was not demanded, as it turns out that the court did not have any kind of suspension for a case like that at that time around Of 2000.

Sorry my english is not very good XD

The karma system is real.


Don't knowingly wrong anyone and assume you're unknowingly wronging people to avoid that too.

Karma is fucking real

Nobody here has secrets. We're all very open about how fucked up we are. This thread is fucking pointless

thats the best part. im not saying where i live. just...go buy you some produce. its good for you.

Like people don't watch fruit they're gonna eat. People won't catch herpes from you touching stuff either. Lets hope your retardation isn't contagious. Sad man.

....my name is earl

I'm a heroin addict. Have been for 3 years now. I recently moved in with my phd toxicologist gf. She has no idea. She's so successful and I'm a fucking bum. I work at a restaurant and all my money goes to dope. Fuck. I hate my life.

thats why i only buy bananas and packaged baby carrots from produce, serious

liar it was blue i was there

jokes on you faggot...herp dies outside of body temperature.

kill yourself, soon.

What happened to me at that high school is a secret because really it's embarrassing for a man to have remember that shit every single day

solid show

Wash* lol

Im gonna have sex with someone I have no feelings towards just so they stop talking about me

Sinner.
So you suck?
Karma isn't real, you fucking idiot. You believe in Santa too?
Nice contribution.
I grow my produce (well most of it).
This.

i dont do it for that reason. i do it because i can. im able to do it and i want to...because for the simple reason...

fuck
you
all

some people like to watch the world burn. i like to watch kids stick my herp infested grapes in their mouths

:) gives me the warm tinglys

before he breaks out he pops herps that arent there yet? faggot, get off this thread

I have a porn channel that nobody knows about - pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58cc57c2e6461

Hey annon you got this addiction gets the best of us, hope one day you can kick it before its to late.

im not trying to spread it. just get u to eat it.

I watched my fiancee suck my friends dick last week

I'm trying so hard. It seems stupid to complain about but god damn this is the most challenging thing I've ever experienced. As gay as it sounds I don't even want to do it for me. I want to do it for her. She deserves so much better than a lying junkie bf. Thanks for the encouragement though.

so you're watching them at their house or school eating the grapes? fuck off fagmo. that's quite the investment after "spreading" your herps

bruh.

Dat's kinda romantic as fuck. Get yourself better and hang on to her.

>the karma system is real

How do you explain this entire existence then? I'm not a hippy but there are terrible shitheads with most of the world's wealth. Who'd they karmically blow to get that? What did the kid that got melted with industrial solvent for being a witch do that was so bad?

I murdered a king with my voice.

This is why we wash our produce kiddies

i capture girls on webcam from MFC and chaturbate and make bank off them

have you considered telling her about it? the people who love you the most will do a lot to help you out. I nearly ended up a junkie when I went homeless but my ex kicked me into gear.

Shut up Ulfric

wut hapen

Ulfric is that you?

to be honest ive never seen anyone eat the stuff i touch. i just like knowing its there :)

i did see some kids eating grapes at the store once. i didnt touch those though. sad

Well, people are real and people will fuck you up just as badly if you fuck them up.

There are psychics, the humanity hive mind, all kinds of things documented throughout history.

You haven't seen the entire world. There was a time you didn't know how to read or write.

Beware the unknown cause it might be letting you live in ignorance thinking you're getting away when you're not.

he saw a teacher piss on the seat and the teacher made him lick the seat then the toilet handle

So you suck?

Im

I have considered it. I used to be an oxy addict. Went to rehab and "recovered"
Fell full on into heroin addiction. When we started dating I told her all about the Oxy and the rehab but not the heroin. I made her promise me if I relapsed that she would dump me and she said without a doubt that's what would happen. She's too successful to be held back by something like that. But to be honest she's all I have. My family said if I relapse again I'm on my own. I'm just terrified I'll lose the only thing I have in my life if I fess up.

CHECK'D

have you considered telling her about it? the people who love you the most will do a lot to help you out. I nearly ended up a junkie when I went homeless but my ex kicked me into gear.(

i was the one emma sent the nudes to

FUCK WRONG ONE

I've been having a fling with a 15 y/o girl I met online, slept with her twice this week, and now she is getting attached to me, and I think I need to find a way to break it off with her tomorrow...

>> 725949644

Another thing I was 13 years old when all that happened, from that I had never masturbated until 30 years, when a Cuban doctor, gave me the cure to all the migraines and insomnia I have suffered all my life were the result of not masturbating Never and explained to me that it is something normal and good, now I masturbate it was holy cure.

Proof?

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you and your girlfriend need more produce in your lives. dont even was them off just bite into a apple its the cure to addiction

ur girls gonna leave and u will die with a broken needle in ur vein.

I hear the ticking of a time bomb. When that blows up, come back to be Sup Forums and tell us about it. Your misery will give us all a load of giggles.

I don't shoot up and she loves me more than the world you fat fucking neck beard retard. Fuck yourself.

shit...im rooting for you man all the way, to many good people go from drug addiction... if it helps any when I was going through coke addiction I started to ween myself down by supply slowly and slowly, and honestly its the worst. but you have someone who loves you to fight for, make that drug addiction your bitch man

That's for the support man. I'm looking into Kratom and tapering Suboxone doses. Haven't used dope in 9 days.

shes going to leave you because u cant get ur shit straight.

remember that.

dont forget it.

Step in the right direction,hope all turns out well in the end mate, and fuck the neck beard who are discouraging

Is that what happened to you?

Ok fedora mctipperson.

wtf is wrong with that guy

Season 3 is never coming out.....

FUCK

Met a girl back in middle school that i liked at the time, started flirtubg abd git a couple nudes from her. fast forward to now, i still chat with her and i still get nudes from her, only i dont like her anymore, i just say i do to get free nudes and vids from her.

???

I have a cuckold fetish and I wanna watch my girlfriend get fucked by dogs while she sph's me

Who knows dude. Some people think shit like that is funny. user can say whatever he wants because he's behind his computer screen. It takes way more to be a decent human in the face of anonymity than it does to be an edgy high school shit lord. Remember that, OP.

I helped my gf to fuck a friend's dog, was fucking awesome

i found pictures of my neighbor down the street. My dad found them, now he jerks off to them and acts like I dont know

Why don't you go to s,n.a,p,c.h.a,t.y(,)me to fap to your ex-gfs nudes.

age?

he is 55

How about of the neighbors

mods

imagine going through life like that what a travesty

the lady down the street?

Kevin Wateverest
Joe Mar
Ryan Dell
GengetsuChan
Navarro H
EmanueleShow
Bert Van de Poel &
Zway

They were my friends, I just want to know what happened to them

Eh ain't nothing to me. Dude thought he was gonna offend me or something. I'm a junkie. My entire life is offensive.

When I was 21, I stepped out of my appartment to see a girl with the nicest ass ever in what looked like painted-on shorts, looking over the railing to the steps. I grabbed her ass. She turned around and smiled. I was expecting to get slapped. Taking that as a go, I picked the tiny woman up and went into my apartment. We screwed like rabbits with almost no foreplay. After we wore each other out, we chatted. I found out her name, she was into techno music, she loves Adult Swim cartoons, and she was 12 years old. Feeling stupid, I did what any normal 21 year old would do. I banged her in secret until she and her mom moved away a couple years later.

The feds are investigating you. Your friends were murdered by you during your blackouts. You have a serial killer personality living in your head.

:( !

99% of shit i post is fake and for the lulz or make to people mad

Joke's on you. You are an AI experiment living in a simulation. You are actually less than a year old. Your memories of a year and more ago were simulated too, programmed into you.

That's the premise of Identity (2003), directed by James Mangold with a relatively decent Metascore of 64.

Damn. Now I want to see that movie.

im fine with that, in fact i prefer it over my current false notion of reality

I'm in a relationship, but i've had a crush on this girl for awhile. I'll sometimes type draft messages to her and just pretend she responds to me, but I accidentally hit send this time. i'm fucked.

Before my PC crapped out on me, I had a folder with hundreds of BLACKED or typically white women being fucked by black men images. I would come on Sup Forums and Sup Forums nearly everyday and make the "u mad whyte boi".

Was forced to stop doing it due to my PC being broke, afraid to go get it fixed because I don't want the person fixing it seeing that folder.

I make up a lot of shit in these threads too. I don't necessarily do it to troll, but my life is pretty mundane and it's more fun to make up a persona that's actually interesting. I also find it easier to project stuff I personally want to express using a different alias.

Could try fixing it yourself, computers aren't that hard to fix generally. What issue are you having with it?

Don't encourage his shit posting

ahahahaha faggot