Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
roll
Deus Vult
fuck
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
rollink
Kebabs for sale! Get your kebabs here! 100% halal!
Hi I'm from Saudi Arabia
I'm here to join the crusades. Deus volt gentle meb
so rolling for court jester
DEUS VULT MY COMPANIONS
Rollerino
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Deus Vult
Deus vult niggers
Roll
Pls lord, let me have a horse
To kill an infidel is not murder
Fuck
Tough luck pal. Looks like you're on the front lines like the rest of us.
Deus definitely VULT
DEUS VULT
Rollerino
Me so not an Saracen
U stole this horse from a filthy Saracen give it to this fine man
Roll
Does anyone else here actually appreciate the muslim culture, or is it just me? I miss the convenience store chit-chat. Jamal was a total bro.
DEUS VULT
roll
17 crusader infantry and
1 filthy dead saracen killed by rape because jesus wills it
For the lord almighty
yo
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Deus Vult
For the glory of our lord
DEUS VULT
three more conscripts and 1 captain and a knight to lead the troops!
DEATH BY SKINNING ALIVE!
ave maria
Roll
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Kek vult
Nigger
DESU VALUE
Give me them quads lads
Deus Vult
Fuck, reroll
DEUS VULT!
death by scaphism!
DEATH BY REMOVAL OF EACH LIMB ONE AT A TIME
Not what i rerolled for
Deus Vult!
To arms my brothers!
Dues Vult
Roll
Promoted from saracen to knight.
What is thy bidding, sir?
Rolling for the holylands
Deus vult
roll for whatever gets me in
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Roll
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Remove kebab, naturally
Roll
They dub me king roll
enjoy your crucifixion.
deus vaut
I'm the best at military
Another captain, neat
Deuce Vault
What's the orders
DEUS VULT
Kneel before me
Death by cat inhalation
but y tho?
Temparium intesific
gas the kikes
and a fhgvbv echjjk to you too
off with its penis
Captain here. First order is for my men to kill knight 333 and dub me knight.
YES SIR
777 knight here
gas this kike
well done cappin
No, fuck off, we won't do it.
Traitors cannot be knights.
Oy Vey!
For glory!
have a seat over there.
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT!
Deus Vult
Deus Vult.
777 knight again
spammers auto = 0, burn at the stake with a bic pls one square inch at a time
NI
Praise kek let us smite the sand niggers
Dues vult!
Roll tho
welcome aboard gentlemen
sincerely, 777 knight
Double dubs = assassin
Thems be triple dubs nigger
newfag, get lynched
IN NOMINE PATRIS
Feelsgoodsir
I don't care so long as I can remove kebabs.
Rollin