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all american baseball edition

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Baseball?

football

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IS THIS TRUE?

Like I was saying I can't I find any Jewish woman porn, like the stereotypical ones with the black curly hair and hook noses?

why do porn and make hundreds when you can do movies and make millions?

good night /cum/

Nuke of the day: Jews don't actually exist

Introducing the new autistic muppet

smelling cute baseball gf's stinky socks after a 15 inning game

:3

>you will never be part of a metalband playing covers

>tfw adult
>tfw stressed out as fuck in a loveless and failing marriage
>tfw incredibly stressful job with too many projects
>tfw i recently had to fire someone and soon another. A guy who has a baby girl and is going through some stuff himself

haha

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish

>tfw no gf who likes baseball
>tfw no gf

cycling

If only I had a little sister that liked teasing me with her feet. That would be hawt

A group of jews is like a venomous snake for a country

the most patrician and heterosexual sport

kayaking (?)

is New Mexico a boy or a girl ?

That does not sound like fun man.

Your life sounds like a novel published by New York Review Books.

whatever you want them to be

>ends in o

What do you think

my high school in alabama had a "drag queen contest" which i guess is the same. It was completely ironic and was basically the chads dressing up like the ugliest girls possible with beards, leg hair, etc.

I aint gay but that's the body I want

the fuck?

Ive ordered from Newegg before just fine

>woke up at 7am for a change
>super exhausted by 11pm

what the fuck is this shit

a spic

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barbecuing

Alfonso

What's all this I can't read it my eyes can't focus

Try Daphne Rosen

lacrosse

why cant you focus? lost your glasses?

aka trustfundstick

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why do you live in the ghetto user?

Fuck me, I was drunk as hell and bought a fucking sword off ebay. I am fedora now.

>being adult
Fuck this.
I have a shit job, but it's the best of a bad situation while my wife gets her business going. I have to ride it out for a couple of years in hope that, once her business becomes profitable, I'll be able to pursue my own ambitions with her financial support.
But this is fucking living death in the meantime. My mind and skills are withering in what should be the start of my career climb.

If you don't have ancestry dating back to Jamestown you should have your US citizenship revoked

ALABAMA IS SISSYS?

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back home(where Im sending it too), its a small town

where I am right NOW, is a ghetto.

You the man. Honestly though I was looking for something a little more amateur and for the girl to be a caricature of a jewish woman.

Technically everyone has ancestry dating before Jamestown

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Lacrosse is for prep school kids with cocaine habits

boxing

No i'm just fucked up and haven't slept in 30 something hours.

I don't recommend it.

She'll probably leave me completely broke after the divorce. I'm terrified to be quite honest with you.

At least I don't have children. I'd probably kill myself.

Based Mickey Mouse hands

They're never wrong

gfs who like football have daddy issues

oh
its a guide how to properly use dmt

Is this softcore gay porn? Is this what gays get off to?

Tell me how lacrosse isn't the stupidest sport
There's always some permanent underdog syndrome too
Like "yeah you might not have heard of it but lots play it its huge its like football its huge dude trust me its huge" "yea we haven't been in the olympics since ww2 but its gaining steam man we'll be back WE'LL BE BACK"

If your family hasn't been in the USA for over 200 years and owns land in multiple states you should leave now

>Told a girl I love her, she starts hating me
>Tell a girl I hate her, and she starts loving me

Gotta try that someday

weight lifting

Just sports pics bro not gay.

you dont talk to girls

197 years this year do I count

no get the fuck out go back to where you came from foreigner

elo lads

Tricky

crossfit

Honest mistake

Kush kush kush kush fuck the news

wtf, i hate bajachan now

also i have been away for awhile, does she still post here?

>she

>it took his family 200 years to own land in multiple states

>>>>>>she

Why can't everyone get trained like that
I scared her off like every other girl, I don't know understand

test

icles

If you have early American ancestry but they went to New England instead of Virginia you need to be deported

Buncha fags in this thread

>200 years in the country and still doesn't know how to read

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I want to visit Quebec for some reason.

I fall in love with every girl who notices me at first sight

>stare at her tits so she's creeped out and leaves me alone
>she licks her lips and starts playing footsy with me under the table

yuki.la/r9k/30663809#p30669684
why did you post this?

Are you a sexual offender?

what did he mean by this?

I swear there is this other fucking leaf who saves all my reaction images with the same filenames I use and he pretends to be me and it makes me FUCKING FURIOUS

About to fap to my qt British slag

might have a stroke of the ol autism

L O L

What does America think about Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri? Not in any order, but I never hear from those states, ever

New Mexico where are you senpai ?

i made that post

Da

Yes actually. I used to ejaculate on unsuspecting girls at the beach while they sunbathed.

I don't

stole this from a leaf haha

>/r9k/
seriously?
why do you go to that shithole