Anyone here have any experience with Fordyce spots and any luck removing them? They're destroying my self confidence

Anyone here have any experience with Fordyce spots and any luck removing them? They're destroying my self confidence.

how? they're literally harmless.

if the girl is too stupid to listen when you explain it to her, then it's better off that your dick isn't going in her anyways. just have some links to proof about them saved on your phone and let the person know before you have sex and it should be fine.

that is cancer.

Don't worry man, don't play with it, don't try to pop them and nobody will notice it.
Every girl I fucked were cool with it or didn't even ask questions. If you look like they don't annoy you, then there is no reason for a girl to be worried about it.

Dude no one gives a fuck about these. Never had a woman say anything about them. Also they disappear a little when you get fully hard so.. yeah.

Chill.

What is fordyce and is it on OPs ballsack

is there any sort of treatment for it or will it be there for my whole life?

i'm not OP but it's on mine

Alright. And what is it?

I have them too, nothing to worry about. I was freaked out for a while years ago until I found out women don't give a shit the bigger ones I do pop but then they're noticable.
Women like the added texture Some dudes get bb's placed under their dick skin for better texture.

Just little glands. They aren't harmful or anything.

Ah.

Is that a plucked chicken?

Don't worry about it OP I've only had a girl ask me about it once. Most know what it is, don't let somehting thats so tiny ruin a good time.

ay I never knew what to call these things
thanks OP

Pretty much everyone has these in some form and most girls don't even notice them. Porno dicks don't have them because porno dicks are freaks of nature selected to look good on film. Girls even get them. It's 100% normal anatomy.

You can go to a dermatologist and ask for treatment but I doubt they will do anything unless you have an abnormal amount of they are clustered or something.

No one gives a flying fuck dude. Rule number one about sex, once pants come off, there's like no turning back for either party. It's gonna happen. Damn bruh you've never fucked eh?

Got any on your gums and/or lower inner lip?

I have these all up and down the shaft of my foreksin but thank god they aren't around the head part. Fucking hate them but yeah I've never found a way to really reduce them. I scrub them with skincare stuff every now and then but I don't think it does shit.

They're easy remove, just see a doctor about them.

Or don't, they're harmless and it's not like women don't think your dicks gross anyway.

No-one gives a fuck about them. If anything they make your dick feel better for the woman without you having to get "ribbed for her pleasure" shit.
If you ever actually meet a woman who gives a shit then dump per for someone who actually paid attention in sex-ed in school.

If theu really bother you get a sewing needle as hot as possible on the tipand prick them. They'll dissapear. Make sure to put some rubbing alcohol on them after too just as a precaution, but the hot needle should instantly seal the skin after its pricked.

pretty much everyone ? - I've never seen a thing like this before, you mutants !

whatever's pictured in OP is more extreme

if you have a nice dick you can cover them up by putting it in my mouth

If I remember rightly and I can't be fucked to google, they're just sweat/dirt trapped in hair follicles.

Op's pic is one of the first ones that comes up on google, the pic is not of him

When someone asks, just say you are wearing a chicken skin condom.

don't be a pussyfaget OP dick bumps are fine

They are normal and more men have then don't. What the fuck is your issue with having a normal dick? There is no girl on the planet that would judge for them as most have some more dicks with them than without. Get the fuck out of your basement and get laid, stop making excuses.

Hey OP post the full penis pls.
Medical student here but dermatology isnt my strong side.
Kinda looks like grafted splitskin after being meshed to extend it. You know like for burn victims.
I thought that's what you were showing, cause i had no idea of Fordyce's until now.

(They peel a thin layer of skin and perforate it in a mesher-roller for increased coverage)

>thats your nuts... not spots
>a doctor
>autism test while you're there

you're a shit med student. those are called testicles

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Danke schön, Herr Kollege, er hat mich irreführt.

I've got this shit too. I've heard there's a cosmetic prodcedure you can have done to remove it. However I've never heard any specific complaints when getting succ. I've got huge ones around the base of the shaft.

Femanon here and sorry but if you have a pimpley horrible lizard dick like that you're getting a sympathy hand job at most then I'm crying to the girls about it. Chop that thing off Jeez

I've got em on the inside of my foreskin

girl don't notice/care

i cured my own by pooring batteri acid on my ballds, use 5ml x 3 / day. after a week its gonna be smooth sailing, self confidence will be back big time!

skin??

Titten oder Verschwinden!

...for science

Can confirm this but make sure you don't use cheap batteries always go with a popular brand

basic bitch

Nice meme

Chill, you're fine.

Same, I was terrified it was some sort of STI for a while

Lol word up

those are called taste buds you idiot.

Nigga, that's why it's called bumpin' uglies.

thanks anons you really made my self esteem grow a lot. this shit was bothering me for so many years and I had no idea what the fuck they were.. when i fucked the girls didn't really care or notice. it bothered me more than it did to them lol.

>Natural

You can buy acid at a pool chemical store. You can buy by the gallon and need no special license or permit. It is used to adjust the PH level of pool water.

Awesome, checked too

Sorry to be brutally honest but I can't just sit here reading these hand holding, back rubbing replies like this is normal. I have never been with a guy that has pimples on his dick and it just looks fucking nasty. It's kinda sweet that you guys are all being nice to each other about it but really no girl is going to stay with the guy with the bumpy dick over the normal dick and yes we do talk about it

>all I needed were some people to tell me I'm a moron.

Anytime, bro.

Hey guys look a cunt posted.

Nice try, faggot.

>let me convince you how sorry i am to be superior to the lizard people

fat, basic bitch

Haha, roasted...

Now tits pls, or do you also have areola skin grafts

10 for effort

Try spot remover

seriously, no woman cares dude. ain't even joking

She is right, though.

Would you prefer a nice, clean innie pussy; or a weird bumpy one that looks like a hornet hive.

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Find a girl who has them on her vagina

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Dude, as much as I look at it I'm still not convinced its a guy's ballsack..
Balls dont have such huge veins on them i take this back

femanon here

shut up, you might have them, too

fun fact as many women have fordyces spots as men do

You stick your dick in it kid, not your eyeballs.

Try cocoa butter. it is good for most skin imperfections. However I am not sure how it will work on something that is normal. Don't listen tot these one guy bitches that think their one virgin they popped is the standard.

>taste buds
wut

you aren't the same person

I'm just going to leave but yes I really am a girl and it really doesn't matter to me if you believe me or not. The fact of the matter is that you're having this conversation about your acne dicks in a place that is anonymous, that's how 'normal' it is. I'm far from a whore, I've been with 6 guys and I have never seen this. One friend said she nearly threw up when she seen this on a guy and it's the first time I have even seen pictures of it. Anyway I'll let you get back to the denial have a great day guys

That's and STD (herpes). That's pretty fucked up, good luck dude

Yeah okay desperatefag

>18 yo senior btw

just go

I believe 4/5 of people have them. Who cares.

Having to type another message to prove you're a girl. Aight

>6 guys
>not a whore
Maybe if you're 50.

okay vagina inspector

I am

They literally are something to be proud of , it's a sign of manlyhood since antiquity...

18 year old

not whore

fucked 6 guys.


Hmmm.

I have those too, it's destroying my self-esteem and I don't know how to get rid of it, my case is worse than the picture tho, help bros

>had her eyes close enough to all six dicks to verify their aryan purity
>not a whore

Cut them off with a scalpel. Don't forget to rub some 90% alcohol on your tip beforehand so it acts as an anaesthetic.

If you don't have one, use a boxcutter for on par results.

I dont think you're a medical student, I think you're just a faggot

they're talking about bumpy dicks not pimpled dicks

Implying 4 of 6 weren't of Congoid ancestry.
>not a whore btw

you could also be a faggot blaming their shortcomings on a body part. It happens.

Don't got i can bring you something soft to faint on
m'lady

Dont worry about those spots, girls really dont give a damn. I got them and the only comment i ever got was that my dick crooked as fuck!

>not attention whore
>won't leave

smarter gender bros.

Unless he's got varicose veins (varicocele).

This is becoming more and more mysterious

Already been answered repeatedly, but don't worry about it. If a girl notices them, tell her what they are, pull up some info on them, and she should be fine with it. If she's not down after that, be thankful you aren't putting your dick in an idiot. Dumb women will fuck your life up in a myriad of ways.

One doesn't exclude the other

OP here, appreciate the advice.

>self-esteem
I can literally tell you from experience, no one gives a fuck.