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Secrets thread!

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I want to fuck my best friend's girlfriend and have for quite some time.

I've creeped shots from her every now and again.

I've never made a move on it as he's way more important than my desire to bang her but still

I want to give my cousin a blowjob.

I've wanted to knock up my best friend since middle school and have tried to pay for nudes of her

fuckin do it

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Should I swallow it? I don't know if he even likes me, would any anons mind getting blown by a qt cousin?

depends if he gay

I'm in love with my obsessed stalker.

Obsessively stalk them back

I always get a boner when I poop.

>Be six years old
>Be gayfag
>Have cute 14-15 year old neighbor boy
>Spend summer afternoons sitting by my bedroom window watching him mow the lawns/wash cars while shirtless
>Fantasize about the two of us being married
>Have no concept of what married people do so I imagine us going to the zoo or taking baths together
>One day my parents decide to go out
>Neighbor comes over to babysit
>Am fucking ecstatic
>Dress up in my nicest clothes (basically polo shirt and khaki pants)
>Comb my hair
>Parents think its cute as hell, they don't understand my love
>He arrives, parents leave
>We spend most of the evening watching TV
>Take every opportunity to snuggle up to him
>I'm in heaven
>After an hour or so, he tells me to sit and wait for a minute while he goes into the backyard
>Comes back smelling weird. Don't know what it is but don't care
>He passes out a few minutes later
>Now's my chance
>First make sure he's out cold
>Unzip his jeans
>Pull out his dick
>It's big, thick, and hairy
>Didn't know what to expect but it excites me anyway
>Start examining it, poke it, smell it, touch my tongue to it
>He starts to get hard
>Suddenly he wakes up
>Starts to freak out, asks me what I'm doing
>I don't know what to say, start to cry
>He gets angry, tells me to go to bed and never tell my parents what I did
>I'm confused but I go anyway
>I wake up the next morning and he's gone.
>Can never look him in the eye again
>That was over 20 years ago. I wonder what he's doing right now

Whenever I'm alone with a dog, I make it lick my cock. Love shooting on a load on a dog face.

Girls burping is my fetish, but it's a rare one

I still take the pacifier

>we ha secr all ve ets
what?

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

listened through the wall to my flatmate fuck two guys and liked it

1. jerk off to my sister daily
2. sometimes jerk off to my mom
3. fucked my best friend's gf
4. steal panties

I've got a kid with a Thai hooker. Never told my family about this, and I never provide support.

Jerked off into my girlfriends sisters bra and rubbed my dick on her pillow while she was at school

I fucked my best friends wife the day before they got married. She has tried on many occasions to do it again but I won't now that they are married.

I feel like shit about it, pussy was mediocre too.

I abuse sleeping pills, because I don't want to be awake.

Is she that hot?

Is it effective?

Because it turns you on that guys(and probably girls) are aroused by your pics. I bet you also get changed if front of the window and don't always close the blinds.

I also bet you would love to share sexual stories with someone as long as they didn't know your identity.

At the moment yes.
Whenever I start feeling like shit I just take one, and sleep it away.
Broken hearts suck gay ass.

Your mom and sister hot? Got any pics?

I do expose them a lot but never say they are my mom and sis.

I think she's pretty god damned hot

oh yeah tell everyone your secrets faggots. OP is NSA

well, expose two random girls and we'll do the rest

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i cheated at mario kart once

Too far, get out you sick bastard

I just cheated on my girlfriend and weirdly, I don't even feel that bad about it
guess I'm a sociopath

I told a lousy cop how to elicit confessions over the internet.

I still feel bad about that sometimes.

Any pics?

first girl for me

I have suicidal toughts almost every day but I wont seek help because I secretly hope I´ll get the courage to do it one day....... god I can´t wait to end this shit

I suppose there's a slight bit of attraction to that, but what I like (and hate) about it is the loss of power and control. There's this rush that's exciting and I'll admit even a little addicting and arousing, but at the same time it's terrifying and humiliating. I wasn't overly thrilled about about my pictures being posted and shared without my consent, because I couldn't control who would see them, how far it'd go, and that unknown was the most terrifying part.

I have a few on my.phome but I'm not gunna oust myself like that.

She wears really particular outfits and it's really recognizable.

It's be really clear who it is if I posted it.

Lemme just tell you.

Thin, winged eyeliner, green eyes, perfectly symmetrical face, black lipstick, and slender as fuck.

She's gorgeous.

You probably like being humiliated and the rush that fear gives you. Were you abused?

I play with my pee pee.

I was in your boat once. Each day, I'd wake up in the abyss of loneliness. Kids at school shunned me, and I thought I was the one who was awful... Even though I came to learn a pretentious school garners asshole kids. But, that didn't stop me from hating myself and wanting to just end it all. I almost did, but thankfully I was a coward and didn't. That was more than a year ago. While I still have these feelings sometimes, I'm not living life to the fullest. Hang in there.

what about your wee wee?

Been creeping on femboys, fantasizing about having a cute, curvy feminine younger male as a boyfriend. Everyone I know believes I'm straight.

Any chance we'll get to see them?

Where you eve from Sup Forums user

>Be 17
>Be quiet, awkward fuck compared to cool, confident brother
>Brother brings me parties in an effort to make me cool
>Go to a Halloween party at one of his friends places in the woods
>The yard is packed and no one is allowed inside
>Drink like a fish until people notice me grabbing from random packs
>Entire party gets pretty drunk and rowdy later in the night
>Sitting by the fire when I hear a commotion nearby
>Pocahontas got so drunk she lost her top
>Stumbles into me with her friends right behind her looking pissed
>"Pocahontas I swear we can't take you anywhere" yadda yadda
>Offer to help carry her to the house because she's falling everywhere
>Friends walk with me and show me a room to dump her in
>Leave with her friends telling me how terrible she is though they're probably not talking to me
>Chill by fire for an hour to sober up a bit while everyone else keeps drinking
>Wait for party to get busy and distracted with something else before going back in the house
>Find passed out Pocahontas where I left her
>Know no ones allowed in the house and her friends don't want any more of her tonight
>Take off her panties from underneath her crazy Indian skirt getup and straddle her while she's on her stomach
>Jerk off while squeezing and spreading her ass
>Rubs tip against her pussy while jerking it until I'm about to finish
>Push tip into her and fill her up
>Instant realization and the fear sets in
>Nope the fuck out but take panties for souvenir

Wanna try that one again?

I have a few female friends like yourself. Different situations and reasons, but kinda similar turn on.

I'm not saying to get naughty pics, since I wouldn't know if you or what site...But have you considered taking some naughty pics, covering your face, make sure nothing in the background to be traced to you, and "leak" them? See what kind of turn on, if any, it gives you. You might find the fetish is the exhibitionist part and not lack of control.

Then it's not weird you don't feel bad

Well im a femboy...bisexual :)

The only logical solution to this is to fuck your best friend then suggest threesome with his gf. He thinks its gay while you get some of his gf's poon

Jesus dude.
Any repercussions?

I screwed someone over really badly this week, just for a laugh.

Specifically, I met this guy Shawn online, and eventually convinced him that his girlfriend had been kidnapped by a drug cartel and they were going to cut her head off and post the video if he didn't rob a specific store (selected randomly).

Never mind how he came to believe this story - suffice it to say that a combination of (A) him being a bit stupid and gullible, and (B) way too many details of his life (and hers) being trivially available to the public - were involved. But while she was soaking in a sauna and putting cucumbers on her face, he was driving down the Jersey turnpike to go rob a store.

He would have gone through with it, too, I'm sure - but a cop tried to pull him over, and he wouldn't stop. I guess they spike-stripped him and ultimately MADE him stop.

I wish he would have made it to the store, but I still giggle at the fact that he was probably crying like a baby when they came and pulled his stupid ass out of the car, blubbering about his girlfriend (who was never in any danger). It could only have ended more sweetly if he had flipped his shit and made them shoot him.

:-)

Some guy that was a friend planted a spyware device to know what am I doing, I made a report so he would get survelliance too, now he is in survilliance also.
he wont talk to me also this girl that even moved out of the city allegedly but is living in the same place because she posted were was eating.
Not even paranoid they probably think im a degenerate because been on Sup Forums.

Fuck no dude I couldn't touch that guy

Never heard anything. I wasn't connected to anyone there but my brother and he didn't bring anything up if anyone else did. I think everyone forgot I was there

i regularly sniff my housemate's dirty panties and fantasize about her sitting on my face and making me eat her out etc.

Yeah everyone feels like this sometimes but after a year of this shit........ It´s overwhelming you know. Anyway thanks for the support user.

I did the same thing

Just because he's there doesn't mean you have to touch him. Focus on the girl and just lean away from him i guess

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Where do you hail from, my good sir.

My wife and I pranked some of our friends and relatives. She posed in the bathtub and I poured ketchup all over her, took a picture, and sent it around telling everyone I finally killed her.
Turns out this was not a good plan. My Aunt completely freaked and called the cops, who now have my phone, and we are being prosecuted for "inducing a panic."
Feels bad, man.

Nice try rabbi

The state is too much info, I guess. And if it is then y'all are paranoid af

If you tell everyone about something, it is, by definition, no longer a secret.

Anyone who thinks Russia could beat the US one-on-one needs to do a little reading on how they fared during the Chechen Wars and South Ossetia War. Imagine if the US invaded Puerto Rico and took over 300 casualties in only five days. It was fucking bad.

I'd say it's a little more than probably. I do like it, I just also sort of hate myself for liking it, you know? And I was not.

I feel like I may need to reword my original post a little because I don't think I'm quite getting it across right. My pictures being posted and shared were the part I enjoyed least. What I loved/hated about my experience was more about the control and humiliation and stuff than anything else.

doit

Of course they can't. That's why Russia is waging a new type of war. It's about destabilizing regions and nations by influencing policy and the governments. UK leaving the EU, Le Penn in France, Trump in the US, etc.

I used to work as a security guard and I can't bear the shame of being a lazy jackass so I never tell anyone.

noice

I tried to murder a homeless man, but failed. I started by offering him a picnic, with a couple of subway sandwiches and a 12 pack of beer. We went up to this building where you can get onto the roof which is flat, has a great view, nobody can see you or mess with you. I dropped a sugar cube into his beer that had like 4 hits of LSD dripped into it. Then we had our sandwiches and drank our beer, and were just chilling looking at the clouds until - he was tripping balls.
Then I started talking crazy shit to him, trying to get him to jump off the roof, did get him to take off all his clothes, told him I was a demon and chased him around making scary noises, dude was seriously freaking out. Then I told him that there was a wishing well close by and he could wish the demon (me) away, but when he got close to this big pipe looking thing I shoved him right into it.
The funniest part of this is that it is 100% true, and none of you will ever believe me. The saddest part is that even though he fell down what had to be 2 stories (and landed with a LOUD AS FUCK bang) - he apparently survived.

At every chance I got I used to finger my sleeping girlfriend in her pussy and ass, I even took videos of it on snapchat and sent it to some guy who was into that stuff

I understood your post. I'm just thinking you might have a part of you that also likes being seen. If it was just the lack of control and humiliation, you probably wouldn't take the time to go to sites and have them removed. You would just let it be and go around for the rest of your life wondering how many people might be enjoying your pics. Just my two cents. Sorry someone leaked you. Might ruin your rush, but I'm sure you are lovely, people enjoyed what they saw and you have nothing to be embarrassed about. Thanks for sharing your story. Be well.

Nikmok a weld kahba

I stole my friend's charizard card

I've licked and fingered pussy of my friend's girlfriend 2 years ago at my house. Damn that was nice pink pussy, another shit with that chick is that i got into his communicator account and saw all pictures they've been sending each other. Movie where she suck his dick, her naked pics and stuff. Anyway she sent pictures like this too directly to me or just she was saying she've done this by mistake.

I slept with a 14 year old when I was 25 had sex with her for about 3 years even as she had bfs also slept with a 16 yr old during that time span... Idk it was a messed up time in my life

That too...

THAT TOOOOOOO.....

I'm incredibly paranoid.

I love those kind of things...
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not exactly a secret but...
i had to take my wife to a mental hospital today for her second time. she has bipolar disorder. i'm starting to wonder how much more of this i can take. i feel like my superpower is patience and that's the worst one because it's never fun to use and there's an infinite opportunity to use it.

i love her but if this are like this in another month, year...10...i'm 36 and i don't want to wait until i'm old if i'm going to look for someone else. the best case scenario would be her getting better because i do love her dearly.

i don't know what to do anymore. i'm just drinking beer and watching shitty horror movies.

Divorce if you don't have kids. I'm so glad I've been single throughout my 30's. it's been so much fun.

Unusual turn of phrase, Arab.
I just submitted a mechanical turk job (proxied, thanks) to have dozens of third world kids run that through Google translate and various similar sites, so that when you look for a unique hit on translation attempts you will find a shit ton.
Protip: we read some of the same books. Spooks think they are so smart...

Shhhh chill son, chill

You bummed me out bro

I came on my girlfriend's wrestling belt and she let a little boy hold it right after, she didn't even clean it properly. Some little kid held my cum on his hands.

cute sluts! Second one looks like a good whore!

I used to cheat on my gf with my female bestfriend.
My female bestfriend is dating someone who became a close friend of mine but I still fool with her from time to time.
I want to take LSD for the first time but I'm afraid

i worry about her if i was to go down that road. it's very easy to say "oh just divorce her" but it's very different to do it.

i love her with all my heart and i really don't know what would happen to her if i left.

If you are waiting for her to get better, divorce now.
If you have the capacity to deal with it and love her anyway, then do that instead.
They don't get better. Not ever, not any of them. They manage their shit with drugs (sometimes) and the people around them just fucking deal.
Can you just fucking deal? Then do it. If not, then get the fuck out - but if you think there is a "she gets all better" option, you need to quit smoking that shit cuz.

Get therapy as well. Join a support group. Your wife needs you and leaving her because of her sickness is weak. If you had bipolar and she was the one watching shitty horror movies would you understand why she left you?

Bipolar is hard but you can work through it. Source: mom has bipolar, parents married 35+ years.

Also i have another secret that my current gf doesnt know, that when i was in high school i was talking with my famele friend and we were goin out just like friends and just talk. But we were watching porn gifs and stuff like this, when she asked if i have a boner i said yes and she asked if she can see my dick. I was so shy , damn. She grabbed my pants and saw my whole hard dick. She never had a boyfriend and she asked me if i want to play with her tits and she has a really really big breast. I licked her nippels and played with her pussy but only through her shorts. Damn that was something new bois

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I just heard this on bob and Tom like 2 weeks ago. Was that really you or are you just copying the story