About to go on my first date since the divorce. How do I look?

About to go on my first date since the divorce. How do I look?

You look great, bro. Don't rape her too hard.

leave some for the rest of us, you handsome devil.

You look like you're trying to hard. However, it depends on where the date takes place

Piano. 3 piece suit. Shitty tailor. I hope your loaded dude. If your going to a bar and not a fancy ball you're in for a shitty night

Yeah...no

Shaun King/10

You're ok but you look a little stiff

you do not look comfortable in that outfit which suggests you're trying too hard. Just assume this date will fail and that should take enough pressure off to be yourself and have some fun.

Hey, man, that suit is you!
You'll get some leg tonight for sure!
Tell us how you do!

since when b gives good advices? fuck this pc shit

Suit to big

Like everyone else said, you look uncomfortable in the suit but have fun and relax. She's nervous too.

You have nice trips.

But this bro at is right. Get those goddamn pants hemmed. You're going to fuck the lower part of your pants all up by stepping on them.

your Suit is to big

like you are going to a funeral

Fly as fuck

Suit is to big

Here's some free advice: KILL YOURSELF.

Tailor poster again. That power strip underneath the piano is gonna catch fire. Don't put strips on its side either on a carpet fool

Hey you're trying man, that's all that matters! that's a dope piano though.

el suito mucho grande

You look like a funeral home director.

Only if he's going to return this suit, because it sure looks like it was stolen from a corpse

ohh noooo hereˋs the pc police! buuuhuuhuuuuu what are you going to do? tell the femen to go show their tits in front of my house? go lick a dirty sidewalk you shitty slut

I was gonna say this as well

ok, that one was funny

magician-lookin' mawfucka

Like how did you have a wife in the first place?

You look like a discount Nosferatu.

too

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Where's Teller?

Underrated post

After he made that abomination i hope he killed himself

What abomination are we referring to here?

you're so edgy my wrists are bleeding

Ridiculous

You look incredibly unconfident of yourself.
Fake it til it's real

like that's not your suit.

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your vest is unbuttoned

You look like someone who's money is the only reason you get laid.

tell us of your circumstances op, we might be of more use then.

What I really mean is why do you look so under-confident?

you look ready for hogwarts

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You Look Great bro, Go Get her my man Goodluck

c'mon Dave, gimmie a break.

you look like a smooth criminal OP
nice leaning skills

You look like Penn Gilette's son. I imagine your best trick is making pussy disappear.