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India 455
England 48/1

Pakistan 133
New Zealand 104/3 (36 ov)

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1st for wollongong prozzies

Shit thread

5th for prostitutes anal vriginity

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You did it lad

close mate

wow that girl is definitely a homonym for revenue made from a film

kek

reposting truthbomb

>Hashit eats up precious time against the new ball
>Hashit eats up precious time while the pitch is still flatish
>throws it away on 13(50)
Daniel will defend this

just let me end it lads

Prozzie fag, paint the picture of this girl for me

height?
hair colour?
tit size?

I want to know why you think she is so amazing and if it is anything beyond just a lonely loser having a crush

Can't you just post pic and crop the head.

> Opener eats up the new ball
> This is a bad thing

i could have shown you a picture of her now but she made her instagram private again

she must actually hate me

Who is your favourite camwhore lads?

Based bikeGOD

Then follow her on insta, see if she accepts your request m8.

Ellyse Perry

it is in India my casual friend, especially when Cock is doing it as well

in India the new ball is the best time to score against the seamers. If you're going to wait for the ball to go soft and try to score against Ashwin and Jadeja you are fucked

used to be MissAlice. Now blanc noire.

and its not just her physical appearance
yes i kept going back because of her ass but her playful nature and genuine affection is palpable
and before you say hurrr durrr genuine affection you were paying for it
dont forget i used to talk to her on the phone and exchange messages with her for hours
i know when affection is real
when she used to walk in the door she would lean in for the first kiss
you would be hard pressed to even find a prostitute at brothel that even kisses their clients for free let alone initiating it

> Rates Asswin
> Calls anyone else casual

i dont use it
i asked her to take it off private when i first started talking to her so i could lurk it
lurking it was the biggest mistake because i started making all these stupid assumptions based off the stuff on there

You may remember a month or so ago I mentioned that I was just beginning to rewatch Smallville in its entirety.

Well I have just finished watching the final episode. First time I had rewatched the finale since 2011.

Was literally, objectively and unironically epic.

Comfiest show off all time.

>you would be hard pressed to even find a prostitute at brothel that even kisses their clients for free let alone initiating it

Yeah because I don't pay for sex mate

AshGOD is elite

the fact you didnt know that says you dont watch much cricket outside of Aus. The careers of Sehwag and Hayden are testament to what I'm saying

based Ellyse Perry is single handedly saving Australian cricket at the moment.

my prostitutefu is basically an olive skinned version of blanc noire but with a hint of asian about her

same ass and everything except skinnier

i asked her to take it off private when i first started talking to her so i could lurk it.

the further down the rabbit hole we go...

well i do and have been for years so i know whats up

i can tell you i have never had one initiate a kiss with me

the most serious whore i used to see there used to eat my ass and loved it and even she wasnt into kissing much

>based Ellyse Perry is single
just going to pretend that was your post

so you apparently love this girl but dont have a picture of her? Kek

Sorry lads, had a meeting, I promise to atone for you, my big, strong community

>Doesn't rate Asswin on an Indian bog

Andrew Symonds looks weird with long hair.

what do you mean?
one night i asked her to send me a pic so i could see her face and she sent me a silly face selfie so she directed me to her instagram
it was her old one
i didnt know at the time that she had a new one
so i lurked the fuck out of her old one and then about week later she mentioned she had a newer one, post-ex and all that shit. it was an instagram for a fresh start. i asked her to take it off private so i could see and she said "done". like it was nothing. and then i abused the privilege.

Fuck you cunt

no way he was elite with dreads

I hated it when he shaved

>and then i abused the privilege

what did you do? print the images out, cum on them, take a picture of it and send it back?

speaking of, does anyone have the Starc version?

t. Steav Gerrard of thread making

have to go to the shops because my cat is meowing a lot and sitting near her bowl.

who?

>and then i abused the privilege.

you just don't get it do you?

Steffen Jewrard

no i just got too involved with her life from looking at pics
its fucking stupid
its basically what a stalker would do
i thought i might have been a psychopath so maybe i am

she got a tattoo of her ex's band on her and i sperged out and asked why she would do that if she was planning on moving on with her life. she got his initials covered up but she gets a tattoos of his band...

Slippy G

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explain it to me

yes but how, i want details

what did you actually do? start emailing her about shit? start turning up at places you know she frequents??

>The absolute state of the sydney sixers fast bowling stocks

Duckett a manlet.

post heracross

I'm sorry lad, I really am, but I had to work. Next thread is all me though, I will pretype it so that I am ready.

*Steven

you are just mate

AshGOD

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Why does pokemon fag get quads

Useless.

Because Pokemon is elite.

no i havent done anything like that. all i have done is send some stupid texts with stupid assumptions and went to her house once. everything seemed fine when i was there too so its fucking weird.

i think i just stressed her out too much because she doesnt even talk to friends or family because its too much for her to handle. so like she said, having a relationship is hard and she cant really have one yet. and i sperg out because she was with some cunt for 7 years and he got the best years out of her and a kid... just makes me sort of jealous and bitter about my own fucked life that i cant even have the one girl that i thought was right for me.

besides smoking a gram of ice every two days... but she says she is going to detox. knowing my luck she will get all clean and shit and then want nothing to do with me.

Duckett is so technically flawed

Literally why would you bring a 21yo debutant from County Cricket 2nd div to a tour in India when you have someone like Ian Bell available

autism

I enjoy your work m8

pokebro has lost it lads, now posting multiple in a row

his gimmick is OVER and there is no way back

>I decide the rules on other poster's gimmicks

preferred this when you were posting one a thread

i feel bad for you mate honestly, i actually do hope you get it together.

I'm just here to spread the joy of Pokemon.

I'll post what I want, and when I want.

that i get myself together or get together with her?

>he has NEVER had an elite gimmick and doesn't why they become popular

top spin yourself m8

yourself together, fuck this bitch, not healthy for you.

It's England falling for the "he's good at limited overs cricket so he should be handy in Test cricket as well" meme once again.

i know but its really hard for even myself to comprehend how i have these strong feelings for her...

well he was the top scorer in County and got a bunch of awards I think, but yeah its still Div 2

I just think its weird you wouldnt even bring a guy like Ian Bell on a tour like this. You cannot buy 100 Test matches of experience

see
and now this post pokecunt now has a passive aggressive "persona" and will soon start tripping up.

Its fucking over faggot.

also its easy to say fuck this bitch but as soon as you see her and start talking to her you, you melt.

no wonder shes so good at her job, shes a walking guilt trip.

when has that happened
the LOI team was shit for years because of test players phoning it in

kek the autismo of summer cricket really is here
ive missed this shit
im going to have a cuppa and drink in the atmosphere of my favourite time of year

>no wonder shes so good at her job

her job is fucking people, literally no reason to even here her talk.

which is dumb because if you post here regularly with a PP flag you are bound to end up with a poosonality

Is /cric/ the most multicultural community here?

in terms of flags no but it definitely has the largest non-white population on Sup Forums

most posters in /cric/ are non-white and that is a truthbomb

as a % maybe. epl threads would be higher otherwise

yeah thats what I meant

Pokemon is eternal, it will never be over unless I say it is over.

I WILL however, be less liberal with my gifs in future threads.

But it matters not, I will still have enough posts to last through the summer of /cric/, don't you worry.

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I kind of doubt it, i get the feeling here most of these are white males in 18 - 26 age bracket. Maybe the occasional '''''''wog'''''' but that's it.

It's more of a recent phenomenon but I think the likes of Buttler and Hales would have not made the test squad had it not been for their form in LOI(Hales was doing fairly well at County level though, I suppose).

Is Gatecuck non-white?

>numberless gif

It's over. You fucked up.

he wishes he was an African and craves the BBC, so no he is definitely a white nu-male

hahahah pretty woman is on tv

Turds of Blowkyo are playing around the corner lads. Worried about property values tßh

Just came after watching the drift Ashwin got on that Root wicket lads

No, seriously: is this /bundes/?

tsh?

Get the feeling KrazyKucka might be a wog.

What did he win