>super powers dumbed down
come up with a super power and anons come up with a drawn back
my super power is survive the exposition of vacuum of space.
>super powers dumbed down
come up with a super power and anons come up with a drawn back
my super power is survive the exposition of vacuum of space.
You can no longer survive within an atmosphere
Also my power is to influence others to my will
super power: time manipulation
You age faster while you do
but your dick shrinks everytime you use it
No one will ever really like you
Power: I only get dubs
Thats not how this works.
Power: Have the telepathic knowledge to know exactly what color socks someone is wearing at any given time.
it only works in /po/
Your socks are always broke
Ability to teleport
mismatched socks become a fad
You're colorblind. You still KNOW what color socks they're wearing, you just can't see color anymore.
My power is pyromancy.
>Power: Have the telepathic knowledge to know exactly what color socks someone is wearing at any given time.
if they're wearing different colored socks then you only get one color. if they're wearing no socks then it gives you a random color.
Reality manipulation. Have fun coming up with a downside to that, cause I can just manipulate reality to make that downside not so.
Every time you do you smell like ass
...
You can only manipulate realities that you aren't in.
the power to turn any weakness into a strength
Every time you do, you can literally feel your cells, molecules, atoms come apart and reassemble. Hurts like fuck.
oh my dear lord
Sheeeeeit
But it only works on other people
>Reality manipulation
you can't control it. It is instead controlled by your emotions.
youre always a stupid faggot independent of reality
but you can only remember cringey shit you did as a kid
The ability to control what my farts smell like
My power is pyromancy
only works when your target is water.
Can only be bad smells
your only weakness is your inability to deepthroat
you can no longer fart.
kek
The smell of other farts is greatly amplified.
Cool I'll just target the water inside your body.
>oh your skin/organs are in the way of my fireball thats aimed at the water inside you
Legit
Ikr, trying to findout who she is
Super Power: The ability to add extra chromosomes to living creatures.
You don't need a fire ball you can just "ignite" the water and boil them from the inside. Way more brutal than setting them on fire anyway.
You can only add one extra 21st chromosome and only to yourself
ok
you need to consume gasoline to use your power, which is still poisonous to you.
Oh true good idea user, imagine the steam collecting in their blood
You can only add them to potatoes.
The ability to change genders everytime you sneeze
They'd basically just disintegrate
Potatoes aren't alive
Holy fuck my sides
but genitalia are switched (girl/penis, boy/vag)
no more allergies to you
you basically can't sneeze
The ability to roll a 5 at any given whim
The power to not have a power.
Forgot pic
Only works if you have a power
You can only change into an attack helicopter
but being fully aware that it's still a power
You will eventually unlock said power sometime down in life
I want the ability to make you reply to this post or else your mother dies in her sleep, with no immunities.
The ability to get dubs at will.
But you have to suck in air from a fat guys ass.
You never will it so
Only works on Sup Forums
You can only use it once
you feel immense pain when your penis falls off or you feel great pain when your reproductive organs fall out of your vagina, then your skin slowly gets stretched into a functional penis.
Checked
Checked
and whoever replies gets quads
it only works on people who's mothers have already died
Your flames are lukewarm
SuperPower:
The ability to transform into multiple forms
or dubs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for each reply you loose a part of your body.
Showing some love
The forms are unspecified.
the ability to speak every language
only different forms of sjws
each one is compromised of more and more penises
But by doing that; you're completely fixed in space, fully conscious, but unable to move from that fixed point.
You can't understand any language, only speak it.
Can only scream any other language than your native language
The power to make everything like a old timey film, with the dancing and brown video and everything.
but nobody understands b/c of accent
Perfect Immortality. Regeneration, eternal youth, ability to kinda just pop back into existence if all atoms of your being are destroyed.
"reality manipulation", unbound by some kind of rules, is a stupid superpower. Writer's excuse to say "whatever I want, always for eternity." Where do you even go with something like that? Even Neo still has to fight agents and shit when he's in the Matrix.
you can only transform over the course of millions of years. you still age btw
You're stuck in temporal stasis forever.
just make it subatomic penises
you can only do it while farting
You will never find love.
You're a ghost
The ability to mimic powers from a anime character
No one can see you, or interact with you in any way
I'm alright with this. Then I can just become a vampire.
But only Hamtaro characters
You hang yourself due to a wanting to be in the anime world
The power to pee from any orifice
Can never shave your neckbeard
The ability to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want
you can only do it once and it's permanent
you have to pee out of every orifice
The power to piss, shit and cum from any of my orifices