Super powers dumbed down

>super powers dumbed down
come up with a super power and anons come up with a drawn back

my super power is survive the exposition of vacuum of space.

You can no longer survive within an atmosphere

Also my power is to influence others to my will

super power: time manipulation

You age faster while you do

but your dick shrinks everytime you use it

No one will ever really like you

Power: I only get dubs

Thats not how this works.

Power: Have the telepathic knowledge to know exactly what color socks someone is wearing at any given time.

it only works in /po/

Your socks are always broke

Ability to teleport

mismatched socks become a fad

You're colorblind. You still KNOW what color socks they're wearing, you just can't see color anymore.

My power is pyromancy.

>Power: Have the telepathic knowledge to know exactly what color socks someone is wearing at any given time.
if they're wearing different colored socks then you only get one color. if they're wearing no socks then it gives you a random color.

Reality manipulation. Have fun coming up with a downside to that, cause I can just manipulate reality to make that downside not so.

Every time you do you smell like ass

...

You can only manipulate realities that you aren't in.

the power to turn any weakness into a strength

Every time you do, you can literally feel your cells, molecules, atoms come apart and reassemble. Hurts like fuck.

oh my dear lord

Sheeeeeit

But it only works on other people

>Reality manipulation
you can't control it. It is instead controlled by your emotions.

youre always a stupid faggot independent of reality

but you can only remember cringey shit you did as a kid

The ability to control what my farts smell like

My power is pyromancy
only works when your target is water.

Can only be bad smells

your only weakness is your inability to deepthroat

you can no longer fart.

kek

The smell of other farts is greatly amplified.

Cool I'll just target the water inside your body.
>oh your skin/organs are in the way of my fireball thats aimed at the water inside you

Legit

Ikr, trying to findout who she is

Super Power: The ability to add extra chromosomes to living creatures.

You don't need a fire ball you can just "ignite" the water and boil them from the inside. Way more brutal than setting them on fire anyway.

You can only add one extra 21st chromosome and only to yourself

ok
you need to consume gasoline to use your power, which is still poisonous to you.

Oh true good idea user, imagine the steam collecting in their blood

You can only add them to potatoes.

The ability to change genders everytime you sneeze

They'd basically just disintegrate

Potatoes aren't alive

Holy fuck my sides

but genitalia are switched (girl/penis, boy/vag)

no more allergies to you
you basically can't sneeze

The ability to roll a 5 at any given whim

The power to not have a power.

Forgot pic

Only works if you have a power

You can only change into an attack helicopter

but being fully aware that it's still a power

You will eventually unlock said power sometime down in life

I want the ability to make you reply to this post or else your mother dies in her sleep, with no immunities.

The ability to get dubs at will.

But you have to suck in air from a fat guys ass.

You never will it so

Only works on Sup Forums

You can only use it once

you feel immense pain when your penis falls off or you feel great pain when your reproductive organs fall out of your vagina, then your skin slowly gets stretched into a functional penis.

Checked

Checked

and whoever replies gets quads

it only works on people who's mothers have already died

Your flames are lukewarm

SuperPower:
The ability to transform into multiple forms

or dubs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

for each reply you loose a part of your body.

Showing some love

The forms are unspecified.

the ability to speak every language

only different forms of sjws

each one is compromised of more and more penises

But by doing that; you're completely fixed in space, fully conscious, but unable to move from that fixed point.

You can't understand any language, only speak it.

Can only scream any other language than your native language

The power to make everything like a old timey film, with the dancing and brown video and everything.

but nobody understands b/c of accent

Perfect Immortality. Regeneration, eternal youth, ability to kinda just pop back into existence if all atoms of your being are destroyed.

"reality manipulation", unbound by some kind of rules, is a stupid superpower. Writer's excuse to say "whatever I want, always for eternity." Where do you even go with something like that? Even Neo still has to fight agents and shit when he's in the Matrix.

you can only transform over the course of millions of years. you still age btw

You're stuck in temporal stasis forever.

just make it subatomic penises

you can only do it while farting

You will never find love.

You're a ghost

The ability to mimic powers from a anime character

No one can see you, or interact with you in any way

I'm alright with this. Then I can just become a vampire.

But only Hamtaro characters

You hang yourself due to a wanting to be in the anime world

The power to pee from any orifice

Can never shave your neckbeard

The ability to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want

you can only do it once and it's permanent

you have to pee out of every orifice

The power to piss, shit and cum from any of my orifices