/brit/

Queen of /brit/ edition

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Hila

abysmal edition

back from so-called gym

death to me

did everyone enjoy my posts in the previous thread?

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were alrigh

>My girlfriend did porn

lol you fucking cuck

Canuck -> cuck

hope that nice italian posts again

missed work again lads

>Christie Brinkley at 63 years old is both more attractive and taller than me
i never stood a chance

missed being a neet again lads

king of /brit/

wtf she looks like an adult stuck in a teen's body

will partake in a cheeky wank in but a few seconds

Pornography is just a genre of cinematography, and she minored in film studies, so really it was more like a summer internship.

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big market selloff this morning

thanks drumpf

she looks like an ugly person that works hard on their body and makeup to compensate

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>tfw too intelligent to understand train timetables

fantastic post papa bless

>too dumb to understand ticket prices

did a summer internship at blacked.com as the white bf

that's what women can look like until they hit 30 unless they get fat and/or have kids

could heem her

could boot her in the leg and knock her out with her own knee the slag

that's not a gym body that's a doesn't eat too much body

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She's trans you cishet pos

just a job tbf.

not a cuck

"she"

never understood why we entertain these mentally sick freaks with incorrect pronouns

I seriously recommend anyone who already smokes switch to the pipe. There's a lot to learn at first, but it tastes better, looks better, and is cheaper than ciggies.

the actress playing the girl was my gf

fuck off with this shite gimmick before i turn your jaw into dust

posts like these make me want to invest in a 'dora folder

how does one break into male porn?

i've masturbated thousands of times

i never said she went to the gym you fitist

i have over 400 in mine

can lend you some x

be attractive and have a big willy

Summer internship.

They only take Film Studies students.

farts are making my cheeks reverberate

ron jeremy is an ugly fuck

no to the first, yes to the second. I have an aesthetically /perfect/ dick

saying she works hard on her body implies she goes to the gym

Hello beautiful guys, it's me again :3

both of these posts are completely false

gotta pay the bills

you must've given a great performance

you wanna deal with me sunshine

i'm 7'10" and built like a set of anal beads, you don't want to fuck with me

zitto animale

alri lad

hows ital

please be my euro bf

No charges in case of US inmate left in hot prison shower and boiled alive for two hours

9'3 here, will happily crush your manlet arse in a flash if you continue to make antagonistic posts like this in future

my penis is big but not really big

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE IT CUM

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

I can't be racist my boyfriend is black

t. dicklet
why would I be asking if I didn't have a big dick?

sid vicious used to wear a shirt with a nazi swastika on it and his gf was jewish

kinky bitch

may be roleplaying a persona

sid vicious didn't know what planet he lived on

*death tips fedora*

:'(

Hello ^^
I'm fine, l and you? ;))

Ohh, I wish I could but ... I already have a boyfriend, sorry :'(

sorry :(

my persona is a wolf

bit dead inside but that problem'll sort itself out

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La laaa Laa laaa la la lala
La laaa Laa laaa la la lala

Fin ik uh lee Fun ukh u ler
Li lick you ler Le lick e her
A yup A yup a yeah gonna licke' her a licke' me!

doing risky wet farts and i know one of them is going to be a shart eventually

>"Universal healthcare is good! People should have a right to healthcare!"

must be the runt of the litter

*laughs as i walk away from this abysmal conversation*

no it doesn't

voulez-vous etre interesse dans un menage a trois ?

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Went to London for about 2 weeks and was called a dumb slag a few times. Why are Brits so mean?

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> slag
Are you a teenage girl who dresses like a slut?

v aesthetic

alri lads
i got a gf

post feet

fuck off no you didnt

is her name Georgia?

If you're dying, Americans believe you should either pay 50 gorillian dollars, or you deserve to die.

Land of the rich, home of the poor. Pay up or shut up.

:((
Don't worry, you'll be fine in a couple of hours, just don't do anything stupid :'(

Hihihi sorry I don't speak frog language, sorry but I very shy and I don't feel comfortable with anyone else than my boyfriend, sorry again :((

it is good but I wouldn't call it a right

can i be your anglo-bf

got blackout drunk last night, i don't remeber what i did

woke up with a £70 chaturbate bill

totally fucking fucked mate, big time

No
I will post pics but only if I get 5 (You)'s

72606929
stop posting you abhorrent little microbe

yeah but they have guns and think they're the only ones with free speech

post feet post feet

wasn't meant to reply, but have another (You) anyway, no please, i insist

post moustache

asked a girl named georgia out in preschool, she rejected me

lads

@72607030

smartest decision she ever made

lmao you're pathetic ive never been rejected