Prove you're white

Prove you're white

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my penis is very average in size

no in jail

I enjoy squatting with my comrades while drinking vodak and wearing my Adidas track suit.

I have a father

I put hotdogs in my mac n cheese and i put mayo on my hotdogs.

I have a job and own a house.

I can swim

I go deer hunting annually since i was 10

I haven't stolen anything in the last hour

My criminal record is empty.

your mexican, not white, but fucking lucky they haven't caught you

I own a handgun for personal protection and not for extortion and crime

eh?

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we got ourselves a nigger

my iq is higher then 80

I own a cheeseboard

>my iq is higher then 80
obviously not.

Salt is too spicy for me.

I chüz 2 flowt standard orθografi. It's a sīn o' superior intelligens.

kek

You're*

I'm white and I can down habaneros easily.

Black lives matter is a terrorist organisation.

i get dubs unlike filthy niggers

i eat my sandwiches with mayo and mustard.

nice try, nigger

Well that superior intelligence is obviously holding you back. You must be too intelligent to use the English language correctly.

>Prove you're white
I paid off my car loan early.
I'm 6 years away from paying off my mortgage (yes oldfag here)
I have no illegitimate children
401k and IRA
I tie my own ties
Dry clean my shirts
Wear sunscreen in the summer
All three of my names are pronounceable
I don't jaywalk
I don't have a new mix tape dropping soon
..and pic related

I did nothing.

I've been on Sup Forums since 2005

786? Kek... even a nigger can get that.

Than you must be an hero.

I research/think about the difference between the following words: native, autochthonous, Aboriginal, indigenous, and endemic.

>786
CONFIRMED MUSLIM

I hate watermelon

Tomato mayo sandwiches are awesome!

>786? Kek... even a nigger can get that.
Niggers don't have bank accounts. Niggers have check cashing agencies

My cousins are actually hot

I'll tell you what your mom can down easily.

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I love tomato mayo sandwiches.

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praise kek

sunlight hurts

Just tell me what it is, my parents have blocked pornhub

I can't dance
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If you're over 18.... what

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i fucked this hooker while in mexico:
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I can read what this thread is about

No fat chicks

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Damn, Trenchcoat Mafia is an expensive look

I have good credit and recently used it to purchase bicycles for my children, whom I raise with their mother, my wife.

I have never satisfied a woman sexually

I have a master's in Advanced Lesbionics

I enjoy cuckolding.

its me fucking a frozen chicken u dumb 5 year old bitch!

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Win

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Yep you're white.

When I talk to another person, people five miles away cannot hear me.

Do your parents know you do that? They should restrict your pornhub access

You probably don't bellow in theatres either, do you, cracka?!

Instead you could go visit Snapchat (y) .me to share school's hottest girl's nudes.

I voted for Trump!

When I come to these threads, I point out obvious samefagging.

what a fucking degenerate

I cant wait for Despicable Me 3

Me 2

Yes they know about it, I told them after we had eatin the chicken.

I am the baddest bitch in the universe, get on my level you guys are so fucking retarded, Suck my inbread stinking dick

I have a job

Dicks?

My mom is a white woman.

I don't season my chicken

the office is the greatest tv series ever, i love it when jim looks at the camera like "you try working with these people" lol i'm totally jim in real life, sometimes i look at an imaginary camera when people around me are acting weird

favorite actor? definitely chris pratt, he epitomizes masculinity with a sense of humor

favorite movie would have to be the dark knight (heath ledger gave what is teh single greatest performance on the screen ever, rip), but the marvel cinematic universe comes close

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No.

I grill steaks in winter.

The goal is prove you're white, not prove you're the gayest faggot on Earth.

>inbread stinking dick
Wait, you stick it in bread too?
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO "MEATLOAF"!!!!!!! because it's your meat in bread that comes from a loaf

Right, but the latter is sufficient to prove the former

I go to Ice Hockey games.

Last time I had sex was with my cousin

#alllivesmatter

I frequently attend sci-fi and comic conventions

I'm a cop

The vehicle I drive belongs to me

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First time I heard people complaining about the BLM I thought, why do people have a problem with the Bureau of Land Management?

When a cop stops me and tells me to do something, I do it without escalating the encounter into a shooting.

Did you rape her? If you raped her, you're black.

I have a mortgage at 22 years of age, partly paid for by my dad.