My new friend

My new friend
What should I name it?

My new friend

Sticky

I agree

those things scare the shit out of me

cripple

lololol

They're awesome and totally harmless for you. They're mortal for many bugs tho

Snappy

They will nip you

If dubs cum on it

Unrelated but I have the same cheap-arse plastic greenhouse.
Name it it faggot after yourself, OP.

those dead eyes terrifying

Name it "fuckles the clown"

user

Gotten three Australian summers out of it and its still really sound. Not bad for ten bucks

Those eyes follow you like an assassin

walking dildo

Roll

winrar

Cunt Destroyer

Moonfucker.

they normally dont though, even wild ones when handled properly.

Little Fucker

Sploogles

>My new friend
Checked

Yeah. One of my better purchases.

>Where is op

I don't care what you name it, but you should put it in a small fish tank with some dirt/grass and a small container of water with some twigs for it to walk/lay eggs on. They make for great pets. I had mine for about 8 weeks, used to let it chill on my shoulder and we would watch tv together. Got it fruit flies and crickets to eat, but stay away from moths those fuckers carry mites and can kill the mantis. Before it died it laid an eggsac and I had about 500 of the little bastards a few weeks later.