Be american

>be american
>learn from the internet that nobody cares about "muh heritage"
>go overseas and work with tons of europeans
>they all ask me where my last name is from
>"america"
>"no, like what actual country is your family from"

>they all ask me where my last name is from

This is false.

you are false

it happens all the time

literally where?

They just want to figure out if you're a Jew.

America

it has to be false because we roughly know the names
we arent undeducated muppets so we can have a rough guess and would be asking something specific

exception is surprise surprise are the bongs who only know there are eeeeeenglish names and the rest is europe

in Japan at least.

It's hypocritical too. They complain about muh heritage yanks but then ask me questions about my ancestry when I've been rooted in America 100+ years.

Only if you have a really strange name.
Everyone in Europe is aware the types of names different nationalities have, since we learn European history, and with it, hundreds of foreign names, so you can usually make an educated guess whether somebody's name is Slavic, Germanic or whatever.

My last name is uncommon and not something obvious like -ski or -ko.