>Go to bed room
>See this
What is the correct response?
>Go to bed room
>See this
What is the correct response?
call animal control
call 9/11
Time to colonize
wtf i like bestiality now
also, checked
That's funny , they use to call ME Animal Control , I got it from here boys
shit on back and say "hmm where's all my shit gone"
make her get tested then fuck her and make her take a morning after pill
start eating her pussy
kill it with fire
Offer her boiled eggs saying "Hum, M'lady, Are you hungry?" while tipping my fedora
Also double check
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Eject squatter, burn sheets, buy new linen.
swat her with a newspaper and remind her that property sleeps on the floor
kill the nigger
Rape murder dispose of body make thread on Sup Forums
Sound like you op?
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Get my spatula
Hump her, after kissing her neck and back to turn her on
you will end up standing in the same direction
fucking newfag
insert penor
Demote the overseer
because it is impossible to walk backwards
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>WE WUZ COLONIZERS
No, no you were not.
makes my dick soft
*BRRRAAAAP*
Don't ever try to do comedy again.
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Holy shit you're unfunny and lame as fuck.
get out the room lock the door and call the cops saying a black naked woman broke in to my house
>spread legs
>proced to eat her pussy.
Call 911
Guess I am butt fucking a monkey now. Worse shit could happen.
Turn 360 degrees - scream - moonwalk away.
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Fucking checked
i fuck her
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grab a hand full of booty
Gotta get some source
Dayum!
>fill with semen
>feed plan B
>gtfo my house you stupid nigger whore
Proceed to whip it out approach her stroking my unit and just plop it in and proceed to make her another statistic single black mother.
Fucking came here to say this!
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Pets aren't allowed on the bed
fucking 12 year olds
call zoo, ask if theyre missing any animals
whats the point of her wearing that?
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Eat that sweet pusy and have mixed race babies with her.
then leave her since niggers make the best single moms
>wonder why I'm in someone else's bedroom
>leave promptly after realizing I'm 5 houses down the street
>vow never to go out with my asshole friends again
Are you retarded. Those tests don't take minutes. They take days
Get out of my house nigger
because it makes my dick diamonds
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get madder cuck
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>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
are you a nigger?
Ha! Stupid ass nigger 360 degrees end up going the same way
Succumb to my jungle fever.
Kill yourself faggot
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>all these posts that dont say "eat it"
what are u gay?
eat her out then smash the fuck outta that ass
Who the fuck shit in my bed
Give her a bowl of eggs then a ring
you need to fuck that ass, then give her a nice load and post pics on Sup Forums so I can fap to it.
Motor boat that black pussy
welcome to Sup Forums newfag
/thread
ask if she wants to fuck... pretty sure if I just stuck my dick in that would be rape.
Skin it for some fine Corinthian leather
stupid 11 yr old virgin newfag doesn't know about top kek's