"Hey user...

>"Hey user, my mom says you can spend the night at my house and she's gonna take us to blockbuster! she says we can get one movie, one game, and one snack. What should we pick?"

Well, Sup Forums?

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Movie:
>Empire Strikes Back

Game:
>Super Ghouls & Ghosts

Snack:
>n/a
>mfw I dine on your mom's sweet pussy after lights out

Let's just download the movie you fucking autist

Movie:
>Step Brothers

Game:
>Mario 64

Snack:
>Buncha Crunch

It's 1996, we've got CompuServe you dumb nigger, we ain't downloading shit.

I'll take a second game instead of a snack.

>Goldeneye and Smash Bros for Nintendo 64

>some shitty horror movie with nude scenes a plenty so me and my bro can play willy wars when everyone goes to sleep

Who fucking cares, i'll be too busy banging your mom to watch your flicks.

It's 20 nigga 16.

>horror movie with cool looking cover
>Twisted Metal 2
>buncha crunch

this

Movie:
>Bionicle 3
Game:
>Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
Snack:
>Hot Cheetos

The Seventh Seal, The Legend of Zelda, and a big Charleston Chew.

:^]

Independence day, Perfect Dark and a box of Whoppers

>just download it
>you autist

The irony

It's the current year of 1996?

Hook
Mega Man X4
2 liter of Sprite

This is the only correct answer, and I'll die defending it.

Movie:
>Faces of Death

Game:
>Duke Nukem 3D - SNES

Snack:
>Pizza Rolls

>one movie
Big Trouble in Little China

>one game
Contra III

>one snack
2 liter of coke

Green eyed chicks, Chinese mythology, purging xenos and burps fucking everywhere.

My local blockbuster sells Reese's Pieces so I'll get that. Their game catagory is shit though, I own all the good Wii U games that have. I guess I'll rent Dark Souls 2.
Movie wise I'll just get something cool from new releases.

>tfw your dad always picks a movie for your whole family to watch and you get no snacks

Family video near me is still open and sells vapes as well as movies to rent

>Lego Racers
>Jurassic Park
>Strawberry Twizzlers

They still have blockbuster in Aussieland?

>Movie:
>>Empire Strikes Back
why the fuck would you rent a movie that you, your friend, and everyone you know already owns?

Step Brothers and Mario 64?
What year?

So is this 2005? It's 2005 to me.

>Movie
Resident Evil (2002)

>Game
Batman Begins

>Snack
ice cream each for us

Batman Begins is the best Batman game btw. Back when video game movies were brilliant.

>He thinks all other countries got rid of blockbuster just because America did

Yes, our internet is 1996 levels

Back in 2008 you could still rent Nintendo 64 games at one of my local video store wherehouses.

I rented Aliens vs Predator 2 for the PC and they still had it listed as a new release.

I don't know how I got here but we need to stop Ralph Nader before it's too late

Well its an American company. I would imagine they all went under.

You need to switch the movie and the game senpai.

>I would imagine they all went under.
nope Australia still has Blockbuster stores and you can still rent movies, games and what not.

haha yeah they went under hahahaha right?

HAHAHAHA good one

I don't get it, wait are you saying that the streaming services are so shit where you live that there are still enough people who support blockbuster to keep it afloat? Don't your libraries rent dvds?

no I think he is referring to his internet and media being like a decade ago (i.e. they still have blockbuster in Australia).

cheers lad. thinking abotu doing standup hahaha im a virgin haha

more like they went DOWN under HAHAGAdfa okay, I'll see myself out.

RAMPAGE
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that was my joke you utter fuckwit

You're too young for this to mean anything.

This is more like it

Tell your mum to get fucked and that she's a stupid cunt for taking us to blockbuster.

>tfw millenials actually think anyone from the 80's or 90's has nostalgia for blockbuster

This gives me crippling nostalgia.

Oh, well you're not very good at telling jokes then.You left out the word that makes it a joke. No one refers to Australia as just "under" they call it down under.

>It's 1996

Then there are still options other than going to audio visual toilet bowl that was blockbuster.

Never has a company deserved it's failure more.

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blockbuster.com/franchise.html

They're still alive in locations where the locals are too dumb to use redbox

Damn, this was one of my favorite games.

>buying the snacks at blockbuster
Screw the movies, let's go to the pharmacy and get some retard medication for your mom.

>Liefield.jpg

I can tell you're american.

assuming 1997:
then:

>movie
scream 2

>game
mortal kombat 4

>snack
sour straws

with my current mindset:
>movie:
con air

>game:
still, mk4

>snack:
peanut m&ms

> A BOX

Is this real??? I need this in my life.

>game
pic related
>movie
Maybe a jackass movie
>snack
red Twizzlers

I stand with you

Spiderman 2

Spiderman 2

Sour Twizzlers

life fucking sucks now

i want to go back

best friend material

movie: Mortal Kombat
game: Gauntlet N64
snack: peanut m&m's

...

i got the joke

i'd be friends with you.

Fuck movies, two games. Mortal Kombat 4 and Mario Kart 64. And some Reese's.

>>Sup Forums

My nigga.

>renting mario kart

wut? everyone owned it

tf

Bio-Dome
Donkey Kong Country
Bagel Bites

Batman
Smash
Popcorn

I don't have friends

>that feel when my friend Isaac and I spent nearly every weekend of 4th grade together
>that feel when we'd watch TNT Monstervision movies recommended by his older brothers and play Goldeneye until the sun rose the next morning
>that feel when we fell out of touch around high school and I honestly don't know what he's up to anymore

Growing up sucks

this feel is real

>Movie
Mulan
>Vidya
Mario Kart 64
>Snek
Red Vines, and if you suggest Twizzlers I'll slap your shit

>movie
Kung Pow
>game
TMNT: Turtles in time arcade version
>snack
wonka gobstoppers

>Blockbuster has nostalgiafags
You kidding me?

That place had a couple of new releases that immediately rented out in the entire fucking county. They'd call around to all the other Blockbusters
NO SORRY THE GAMES RENTED

So you'd go home with fucking nothing unless you just rented some old ass game for like what, 7 dollars for a few days?

>your mom sees how sad and lonely you are so at the next PTA meeting she asks my mom if id like to spend the day over at your house. she says i would even though i dont since youre that weird smelly kid who sits alone all day. your mom takes us to blockbuster.

impress me or ill talk shit about you in school.

Movie: Fair Game (with Cindy Crawford)
Game: Perfect Dark N64
Snack: Raisinettes.

Who Hollywood Video master race here?

My first job was $7.05 an hour, at 16, to work as a video store clerk. Still probably the most fun I've ever had at a job. Fuck around stocking shelves and talk movies and vidya with customers.

I do kind of miss video stores sometimes. It was nice to talk movies with people outside of the internet.

The only real answer was that you rotated between any/all movie rental places once you racked up a late charge, so that you delayed having to pay it back for as long as possible.

You literally never had to pay the late charges. At my store we had people with $200+ late charges and notes that said, "DO NOT RENT" and we'd still let them check out because managers didn't give a fuck and late fees are all profit anyway.

Barb Wire
Resident Evil 2002
BunchaCucks

I like the cut of your jib good sir.

>the cable guy
>superman 64
>raisins

You are fucking sick in the head

>Bee Movie sign
>bee our guest

fuckers deserved everything they got

patrician

>[r@ygold]Die Hard.exe
Looks legit

>Blockbuster
being this pleb not going to the mom and pop shop that has a superior selection

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>movie
UHF
>game
JetForceGemini
>snack
Doritos plz

Prepare for comfy night