>be in college
>get invited to a themed party
>theme is dirty Disney
>never really watched Disney movies
>am a dude
It's a costume party, no clue what costume to get, any ideas for "dirty Disney?"
Inb4 anything gay or not Disney related.
>be in college
>get invited to a themed party
>theme is dirty Disney
>never really watched Disney movies
>am a dude
It's a costume party, no clue what costume to get, any ideas for "dirty Disney?"
Inb4 anything gay or not Disney related.
Fuck I forgot images flip on iPhone
Mickey Mouse with a banana taped to your thigh
Also "you can have the beer, but stay away from my milk" -my roommate
Haha possibly, explain it though
Friends are going as snow white(covered in cocaine) and the seven whores
Sexy Goofy
Mufasa with a horse cock
That picture just got me so hard
Just wear mickey mouse ears and whatever else you'd wear to a party and call it a day ya melvin. The dirty part is mostly just so the girls dress like slores.
> go as Gaston
> get laid AF
Got nice abs? Be sexy aladdin lol
Only if I can borrow the horse cock dildo that is currently up your ass
You sure showed him, epic comeback bro.
Zero abs, it's bulking season m8
Woody with a wooden splintery dildo painted like a snake in your boot.
why do college girls have the mentality of 8 year olds
gay goofy
This one and the Mickey Mouse ears are currently winning
Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid) with your dong in a conch shell.
This. Just go as Gaston and perv on everyone. You will get pussy, 100%.
paint ur whole body blue, completely naked, and say you're Genie from aladin
check em
Probably your best option tbh
Never mind dirty Disney. Do you actually drink that swill?
>girls
>mentality of 8 year olds
That's why.
>bulking season
>2/3 of the way through March
I've got some bad news for your summer cut, user, unless this is at the very least your second summer doing this.
>I live in FL where it's already summer and it will be for the next 8 months
Roommate bought it, my current go to is pbr or corona
Go as rape victim rapunzel. Show up all deshivelled and shit with dried semen on your dress, scraped knees and a busted lip.
>be me
>be an Ohio fag
>Ohio still be winter
>visited FL for the first time two weeks ago
>question wtf I don't live in that glorious place
This.
Well if you dont come back tomorrow with creep shots of slutty disney chicks then this thread is pointless.
It's a fucking swamp and disgusting 7+ months out of the year.
Party is April 2nd
planning a theme party this far in advance? must be a boring school
Nah fam it's for a club sport we are hosting so we gotta plan where to get kegs and shit so we started planning
Florida fag here.
One word.
Spics.
Build that wall
Dirty Gaston will be done a lot with the new movie just coming out, so don't do that. You should do like Kuzco or something.
Well if any of you fags want to crash a party, it's at OU April 2nd, better wear a kkk hood
Tru tru
Walls not gonna keep the shitty Puerto Ricans.. As they don't even need passports to come state side off their shitty island. Its free range for them. Fuck florida would be so nice if the spics both cuban and PR got sent the fuck back to their islands.
Dress as the beast from beauty and the beast with your donger out. It's a new movie and it's relevant, so all of the women who's seen it will be drooling at your beastly cock. Also it will give you a reason not to shave your pubes and experience furry sex without feeling the slightest bit gay
Red, black, or white?
Gaston got cucked in the end, don't do this
Fucking genius, just wear do I get that mask/suit
Would a dearth Vader helmet and Star Wars underwear count as Disney?
I'm not so sure. I don't think you would be able to get one that looks exactly like the movie unless some artist is willing to make you one
Nobody wants to suck vaders saber anymore, he was last year. It's all about the beast and the beauty now.
If I find a girl dressed as belle, there is a 100% chance I will fuck her
Yes you will. Their may be a few, so prepare for an orgy
Yes please
You know it
Why doesn't OP just dress like the gay dude from the movie. But as the gay dude dressing in drag. (op in drag)
Go as this OP
Because OP doesn't want to be a fag today?
Is this English? Or are you one of those illiterate Florida spics?
>all that busch
user turn around that party is full of kids
>inb4 anything gay
That's my fridge sadly
Shirt
Hat
Pinochio. Take a Viagra.
I've gotten laid plenty of times acting gay as fuck at first. Then telling them I'm curious about what sex with a women is like. And bam. Besttaticever. I'm 100% straight. My protip is actually stay away from the actual gays and from girls just trying to hook u up with their gay friends.
You probably need level 100 speech craft too.
So what happens if they find out you're straight?
Low key might actually do this
This!
Party trick could be to pop a pill and tell a lie, and then watch your dick grow
If you're drinking light beer, you can do a hell of a lot worse than Busch. Just my opinion.
The problem with dressing like donald duck is OP will look like a 10 y/o boy scout who wants to be a sailor boy when he grows up
Go as belle, from beauty and the beast with a beard. All the ladies love that shit, and it gives you a reason to get your dick out non offensively
By time that happens you already turned their sausage pocket into a dirty used cum rag..
You can always play the "lol sorry i was drunk thing" but with me thats always bullshit because I don't drink. Due to high chance of stomach ulcers
You can go as Robin Hood if you wanna get in touch with your "wild" side.
So you go to party's and pick up drunk girls claiming you are a fag? Sounds rapey and desperate
Dubs says it's true
Also a really good one
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