/hoc/

finnish hockey revolution edition

I only just found out that Keith Primeau is retired

>triggered by messier
>get messier dubs
ENOUGH

I dare you to find me a more mediocre team

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>best player on the wild was Marian fucking Gaborick who has been injured the second half of his career and shares a name with my Grandma. The wild traded Brent Burns for setoguchi and prospects. At least Coyle and Brodin turned out pretty good.

>having a mediocre team
Must be nice

>the canes cup parade took place in a parking lot

QUEBEC CITY

NOW

Your grandma's name is Gaborik?

You have top draft picks to look forward to. Ottawa is gonna be drafting 11th-14th again

parking lot cup parade > no cup parade

>look up picture
>They literally had a parade for 100 fans
>the cup was in the box of a pickup
Crosbys cup parade in Nova Scotia was bigger lmao
Fucking sunbelt

It was Marion, pronounced the same. Rest in peace you wonderful woman.

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good look for you desu

I am sure we will lose the lottery and draft another big guy with mug intangibles

shitty OC. why is the barrel in front of the hat? means its not pointing at its head

learn to meme >rags fan

LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US

not made by me. don't be such an autist yo

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>mug intangibles
Is that keeping coffee/tea at a drinkable temperature for 30+ minutes, defying the laws of physics?

r hurricanes elite

nah. >we are decent

skinner is elite though

>hurricanes score 3 goals
>ottawa hasn't done that for 11 straight games

>sunbelt team
>moving to Canada
>after the travesty that was the Thrashers becoming the Jets
Nordique return forever, eternally, blown to bits and scattered across the cosmos

>travesty
you mean putting hockey in a place where it has enough fans to succeed?

Really? This doesn't look decent.

>hockey team located in quebec for years
>no cup
>moves to colorado
>2 cups
>team in hartford
>no cups for years
>moves to carolina
>gets a cup
hmm really makes me think

>team in Winnipeg
>relocated to Phoenix and is the biggest embarrassment in the league
>team in Atlanta
>moves to Winnipeg and becomes profitable
k

both of my examples trump your meme example smelly frog

why dont the jest have a cup by the way?

>the montreal price babbies

>habs

>team in Atlanta
>relocates and then wins the cup
k

Wew the implosion was beautiful

>hasb

Applying to be a janitor bros, should petition hiroshimoot to rangeban all southern IPs from /hoc/? I mean people who've never skated can't possibly bring any opinions of value to this general, right?

>being this mad
>hasbs

nah, just rangeban the entirety of Quebec, frogs are worse than southerners.

I am thinking the cutoff should be the 35th line of latitude
What do you guys think?

Just remembered that time Sean got blown the fuck out when he tried to prove he'd been a Leafs game recently.

BULJU :DDDDDDDDD

The time he posted a preseason game ticket? top kek
>tfw he will never get BTFO by the whole thread again

>the devastated CanadiAn province of Quebec

>tfw Matthews is an American from California
>where it doesn't snow

>Habs lose every time Montoya is in the net, including a >0-10 blowout
>We-we-we're not price babbies! I swear!

Leave him alone. He's busy running for leader of the Conservative Party

>he thinks he can ban people from specific threads

Who is better, Barkov of Bjugstad? (disregarding injuries or heritage)

hard choice both are very large busts

you can't rangeban a grographic location and not a whole country, That being said i honestly think Canada would be banned before Australia. Sure /hoc/ is an outlier but leaf posts on Sup Forums and /ck/ (the other boards I browse) are terrible at best.

probably why he sucks

Also,
>not living in the mountains in California where it snows 4-5 months a year

not doing it right

>the biggest bust since daigle is from the sunbelt
This is not surprising
Bjugstad has always been better than bustkov

>not living in iqaluit

What is your definition of a bust? Someone picked in the first round that doesnt produce a PPG their rookie year?

marner is literally producing a PPG and people still shit on him here

>17 games played
>16 points
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe because he looks like someone that would daterape your sister at prom.....

A 1C drafted second overall should be producing at close to a point per game in his fourth season
Bustkov isn't anywhere near this currently

feels good

you type like a fag

i feel bad for marner.
has a superb performance at memorial cup and is only 1 point behind the leader in points on laffs.

Why would you think I was sticking up for a Finnish bust??

>living in yuppiefornia

no thnx, your mountains are full of weekend warrior douchelords from the valley

California should be 2 or 3 states desu

>t. sunbelt fan that has zero players in the NHL from >your state

they tried doing that.
fell apart miserably.

California should remain part of this country. But keep pitching your bitch fits, you look SO credible right now.

when

That was my first post in hours m8 you're getting confused

>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this is a female.

faggot

depends on where

big bear yes, not where I live though, there's nothing here for tourists

aww how cute, he staged a photoshoot just for you.

k.

Vintage Crosby, friends.

that was ridiculous. I loved Letang's reaction to it the best

>Applying to be a janitor
kill yourself my man

The Bruins

yes you can

It was almost too easy for him. Letang was still behind the goal when he made the pass.

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that hands to the head like "I can't believe that just happened" is too good. they all love crosby too much

I wasn't say you were my man. Just explaining that a second overall should be performing better than 19th

Applying to be a janitor bros, should petition hiroshimoot to rangeban all northern IPs from /hoc/? I mean people from a country that hasnt won a cup this millennium couldn't possibly bring any opinions of value to this general, right?

>I have never skated
>let me tell you my opinions on hockey

Ok, I've got to rub this in because it's vintage hockey-players-are-toughest blah blah

Matt Calvert takes a puck to the face
>That's not how he makes his livin's so w/e right?
goes out back, gets 36 stitches, returns for the 3rd period
"Fug you. That happens all the time"
>goes out on the penalty killing unit, gets a pass on 2 on 1 shorthanded chance and gets it in

the guy basically has Canadian brain surgery and and still gets the go-ahead goal.

LMAO
>gaudreau fractures finger
>out for 6 weeks
>given big contract
>Calvert gets hit in the forehead with a slap shot GOING faster than a major league fast ball
>comes back 3rd period for the short handed goal
>paid 1.5 million this year
I thought johnny hockey was durable

>manlets
>ever

> tfw wongs fan

fuck this shit, they are so bad I literally cant even watch games anymore

we have a few promising prospects but it doesnt even matter cause we are giving retards like Nielsen and Dekeyser 5 mil per year

might start watching again in like 6 years when we actually might have a chance of making the playoffs again

>blacklivesmatter wings "fans"

Absolute bandwagon
Shame on you

Good, Detroit is nothing more then a much of has-been with big contracts.

honestly how does a slapper to the face not break skulls. is the human head really that strong?

nigga Ive watched like every game for the last 5 years

we are canucks tier fucked at this point

no chance of competing for a cup, and no chance of rebuilding due to retarded contracts

He's not wrong but he's also clearly not a Pistons or Loins fan. He has no idea what actual suffering is.

Im a tigers fan first bro, I know what true suffering is believe me.

Only a fucking pussy bandwagoner gives up on his team
I bet you're that wings fan that used to act all smug about muh streak

> tfw the Lions are unironically the best team in detroit
> tfw the lions arent even that good

feels terrible

Remember

>hasb
>can't beat a meme team in the sunbelt

Soon they'll be a meme team in Quebec and they'll still lose to them

>tfw montoya was outdone by cam fucking ward
>tfw the canes exposed montreal as pricebabbys
Apologise

>being this mad
>being this delusional