/brit/

Reinstate the heptarchy edition
BIG Mercian overlords sub-edition

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Can't resist cupping my balls and take a big whiff

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ah yes, london

suppose the water matches the people now

Mr sandman, bring me a dream

kpop

copped these lads

Is this a good deal?

Someone explain this to me

On saturday, sunset will be at 18:20
On sunday, sunset will be 19:22

An hour is added for the daylight savings whatever, and 2 minutes because of the suns normal movement

How the fuck do we get an extra hour of light?
Does the sun jump places or something?

Do female Rorkes exist?

a very yankish post

Manface

The sun does whatever the British Empire wishes.

funny, saw the exact same advertisement outside your mum's house

got a korean gf who absolutely hates muslims and jews

a very runtish post

Decided to look up male dating profiles to see what the competition

Jesus Christ lads, let alone mostly looking like faggots these profiles have like 12 words each. No wonder chicks online get fed up.

You won't get any straight answers. It only makes sense using the flat earth model.

muh heritage is from Northumbria

got a chinese gf that respects all peoples and cultures

>they're all 10x better than me
just

doesnt exist

I imagine the flat model gives a lot of straight answers

What makes you think there's an extra hour of light? What time is sunrise for each day?

>chinese
>respectful

no need to lie on the internet lad

I'M AN UGLY SLAVIC BOY AND I'M PROUD

I'M AN UGLY SLAVIC BOY AND I'M PROUD

created a dating profile with a moderate qt image and I just wrote "lol (:", got well over 700 messages in the first day, the first hour or so it was almost one every 20 seconds

i wrote an elaborate and humourous bio for my facebook page but i bet no one has even read it

bit racist

Yes, they tend to be decaying old women though.

>20
>on a dating site
HOWLING

asap_pizza is not 10x better than you, not to mention the others

>muh arsty black and white
>filtered goatee man
>hans McFuckedhair
>chink at the tourist spot everyone takes a pic at

Brand there is probably the best of the bunch

lad they are all literally 10x better than me apart from maybe the diprotodon guy who looks a bit runtly

History

East Anglia,Essex, Kent, Sussex=Vassals of Mercia

>Decided to look up male dating profiles to see what the competition

Cold shower or a hot one?

>we will see britain return to the heptarchy in our lifetime
who here /wessex/? i'm coming for you mercian shits

tried to write an essay about zenos arrow paradox but it doesnt look like it's going anywhere

doing a defecation

Let's hear it then

>bothering to use any dating site/app other than Tinder
No point lad.

Wessex too
t. played CK2

>using a dating site ever

72611956 ▶

dont care

fun fact: from late may to late june it doesn't really get dark

me in the green

Ah yes, which one will I message today

Taz has an extremely runtish profile and Ally looks like a fridge in half her photos

I'm doubling up due to my dismal date rate

Can't tell if this is a physics or a philosophy essay

waaaayyyyy too much doxxable info lad, sorry

extremely grim selection

taz, laushey or erin

...

erin is the deano of female names i think
every erin ive met has been that way

The correct answer in order is taz, omacca, erinthewoman, alittlewindow, laushey, allylillian

brrr bit cold lol

bit namecist

GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JANNY

omacca looks like she'll cut your willy off with hedge shears while you're asleep

Do Aussies have normal names or do you have stupid Yank names?

>omacca

GYALDEM TING

Today I was trying on a suit, and as I was in the changing rooms I realised my eyes have a tint of green around the outside of them

Still an ugly slavic looking boy, but now I feel whiter.

Is this real??

TAZ
A
Z

does /brit/ like felix argyle

It's Courtney actually

holly willobooby

they have a stupid yank currency and education system

they're yanks

I keep reading in the news about snowfall in the north. I live in York and haven't seen proper snow that hasn't melted in about a day in years. Makes me think

(gollld) alllways believe in your soooooouuuul

As I have INFORMED YOU PREVIOUSLY, the TAZ profile is RUNTISH

He's a cute girl

would utterly DESTROY that cat with my big willy if im honest here

promise I won't dox you

>yank education system
mate...
never met a courtney

>writing a bio for FUCKING FACEBOOK

This is wife material

*smashes your jaw*

dont "mate" me...

dont care
go for it

sounds alri you poof

don't care

it was ironic and very tongue-in-cheek

you weren't kidding, she's a fucking 15 (fifteen) year old, christ

has to be a downside
women like this don't need dating sites

>looking for ages 23-45

disgusting

pussy

You woulnt fuck a woman in her forties?

give it a go lad so we can laugh when she turns you down
people with bios like that are either just fishing for an confidence boost or gigachads

drugs drink smokes
doesnt want kids

sounds alri lad

slay dat pussy boi

>smokes regularly
I didnt notice that before

fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting

>23-45
that's SOP here, dated a 22 year old whose ex was a 45 year old divorcee

what fucking numale you are

eating a tasty jambalaya lads

>fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting

just read that some lad got 4 years in prison for being a raisin on the internet.

you lads better watch it and start treating people nice on the net.

>what fucking numale you are

>SOP

don't use acronyms that i don't immediately understand, thanks

British bums

nothing beats waking up, downing a coffee with the gf, smoking a red together, shagging and then not eating for the rest of the day desu

agree mate, pain in the arse that they have to go outside every 30 minutes for a smoke too