Hey there, handsome, I have an extra ticket for the United game, do you want to watch it with me?

>Hey there, handsome, I have an extra ticket for the United game, do you want to watch it with me?

honest question - if you 2 hit it off and you roll her back to your flat after the match, what are the options other than a bj?

You can fuck her anal senpai

meaningful connection and fulfilling companionship

I would totally kidnap that bitch and lock her in my basement.

your mom would discover her when she comes down to collect the piss bottles.

Kys disabled whore I'm an arsenal fan

If it means a cheeky cripple lay I'll do anything.

You sicko....

literally the story arc for Carl on shameless uk

Sorry, I'm a Liverpool fan. You will never walk again.

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

...

>tfw no wheelchair gf to take care of

you're into changing diapers?

f-fine

Bitch I'm not watching soccer.

So we get to see Pogba become the best player on the planet? Ok i guess

disabled seating is usually pretty good - they can't go up stairs, so you're pretty close to the field

my dad fell off our roof and was in a wheelchair for a few months - we had awesome seats for cheap for those few months. plus great parking spots.

>handsome

she's blind, too :(

Kek

Would date her desu. I'm not that great looking or in shape to turn her down.

Lol

i knew

i KNEW it was a norwegian OP before I opened this thread

Same options as always

Why would it be different?

Her legs would be nasty due to all the muscle loss

Hand job

underrated

Leafland seems more divided in opinion than America desu senpai.

Would date.

Mainly restaurants, suddenly I'm not into clubbing.