Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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カラミチーマス

Ask me anything

Claiming best girl

Is that game good?
Perhaps the murderers are being executed..

How do I tie a noose?

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welcome back, cowboy
what does vagina feel like?
why does she wear the juicebox?

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Now that I think about it, the "Shitposter" can also be compared to a feminist at a Trump rally calling everyone Women hating Nazis

People will react because of baseless accusations that aren't true

Why are you here if you hate these threads?

Idk
It honestly depends on the girl. And how wet it is. It's really nothing too special if you're older than 15

It was part of a gag at one part of the story. She ran out of hands, and there was ants on the ground, so the main character put it on her head, and she just went with it.

To hate on these threads

What use are you then?

That's the gayest thing I've ever read and I've read gay porn scripts

Not exactly a reason

Do you always go out of your way to tell people who enjoy something that you hate it?

You can google how to tie a noose if you must figure it would. How the fuck would I explain through Sup Forums?

that's pretty cute
what's she listening to? :o
I've never touched one so was wondering

I'm 29

No, but Waifu claimers are the most easily offended because somewhere deep down they know how cringey this is

BEEPi is posting new celeb leaks if they hit 2k people on their vola tonight

Claimed

>claiming Taiga

Rip, everything is now in the process of becoming sticky!

Correct. I will go to bed soon dad, I love you.

I love it.
It's a very niche game, there's no action or anything, just problem solving.
Ever played any of the other Zachtronics games? Spacechem, Infinifactory, TIS-100?
It's in the same style, sure to make you use your head.

If you want to be useful, you show us how to do it, and how to use it.

I felt my first pussy at 15 in a movie theater, I feel bad for you man lol maybe ditch this gay anime shit and find you a girl

Well given that you've demonstrated borderline illiteracy, i'm not surprised.

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Is being a contrarian edglord for attention really any better?

Never played any of those games..

So my grandma made my family a shit ton of brownies but none of them wanted any so I ate like 10 and now my stomach is rekt
>autism aside, how's everyone?

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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up Sup Forums. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1


Didn't you write this? Can I get an autograph?

Yes

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am I a bad person for laughing at this?
isn't that illegal? I'll probably leave when threads eventually die
I'm used to making myself sticky :o
that sounds wonderful, gonna play a game and maybe watch a movie with friends later

We were both 15 so....no? What kinda question is that lol

Claimed

Thank you, user.

I mean doing it in a theater, that's public

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Always a pleasure. Try it out and post results!

I fingered her

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J-list has cute outfits
Which should I buy?
I already bought cute bearie pantsu.

this bad habit has to stop

Last question: What does your colon look like?

Janna claimed

Not gonna bother reading, but that dog is living the dream, look at that lucky fucker!

I'd check some youtube videos if you're interested in puzzles.

I guess the mountain dew shouldn't be a problem at all then, just lick it all up like you normally do? -_-

I have no fucking clue hopefully healthy

But... but he asked for it!

I wish I had pull- I mean I love you too, sleep well

I take it back. THIS is the gayest thing I've ever read

welcome back, how are you?
I suck it down clean :o

you going to bed soon?

Well that opened up a new question, Would you describe yourself as denser than Tungsten?

Christ, do you even try to make coherent comebacks? That has as much to do with what i said as any other random string a words. Possibly less, actually.
Your ineptitude is glorious to behold.

im a girl

No. Just thought that it may come in use in the future.

Do I really have to print out this manual?

it's no matter.

BEEPi on vola is going to be sharing all the new leaks that you haven't seen yet once their vola page hits 2k users.

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are u my blood chan

Hi again, Last tread Was deleted, so now i answer you: yes new clamer, only second time i claimed my waifu. LoL's waifu are pretty rare, i sometimes saw some Syndra but that's it

I hope you'll find it handy soon!

But should I not help people who ask for something? Is that not my duty as a good Christian?

Thank you so much for making the thread

Don't worry dad, I wish you pulled out too.

You just want me gone, huh?

No, PDF, I'm having it on my 2nd screen.
I think the manual for TIS-100 is shorter.

Time to head off.

You're welcome once more

I'm playing it right now still, actually.

It's just something that I don't feel is something that should be done in thread

Having a really rough day :(

i get that it was le joke but all that aside it's a bad and unhealthy habit i believe! so maybe best if you try to quit! just imo

take care dude %)

Fuck off eyebrows

Good night

I'm gonna watch a movie later, I wanted you there ya dingus
yes there is always a new thread

yeah there's not too many but looks like syndra is here, maybe you can be friends
:(

goodnight

That sucks ass, what's up?
>I'm new pls dun bulli

I'm sorry... I'll just go practice what I preach

I guess I would be happy if you enjoy yourself

thats a fake

I bet you are, with getting your ass handed to you every time you open your mouth here.

Well, it's pretty good now, minus the occasional coughing fits.

I only got 1 screen though.. Will it be an issue if I don't want to print it?

v.v whatever

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What?

No u

Ahah Yeah why not. Dont Know why Syndra is so famous

That didn't sound right.

Wow that game is $60!
I'll wait till the Summer sale to get it for half price.

>hug
You stop having a bad day now.

Now I feel bad, I want you to enjoy me too.

How often to they happen...? Is it contagious?

guess just wishful thinking nvm

what

>we can just share a bed~
As a straight male, that might just get a bit too weird.

aaw, I gotta head to bed like 10 minutes ago.
I'll join another time, promise.

Shouldn't be, the game is lightweight and doesn't mind being alt tabbed repeatedly.
I've been watching a movie on my 2nd one, having thread and manual sharing my first one, alt tabbing just fine.

I also happen to know you're rather proficient at alt tabbing.

In Canada, it's $80.00 :(
I only had to spend $16.00 or so on it, because I sold some of my Steam stuff

Don't say that, we are supposed to be a happy family :(

Blood-chan / Ikarous is a schizophrenic psychopath that used to imply they were female but only a few people really know their gender.

Hello Syndra claimer, how are you ?

she is not a schizophrenic psychopath

Fine, I'll enjoy it as much as you do, just for you

No worries, it's not contagious. Sometimes not at all, sometimes even ~4 times a day. Don't last long though.

Think I'll add this TIS-100 on my wishlist.

the doctor will see you now

no problem, I'm glad to have you in our rabbit
she's a cool champ and popular poster it seems

so I'm guessing you main janna? or is she just your favorite?

I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up Sup Forums. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1

I guess I'll just post pics

Aqua claimed