1. You're in Sweden

1. You're in Sweden
*blocks your path*
>STOPP!
>Stanna där du är!
>Jag ska kroppsvisitera dig.

How do you react?

jag talar inte svenska

jag gay refugee from texas

i don't speak somali

She's obviously not somali

är det lagligt nu?
jag är inte i rinkeby ändå så det skulle aldrig hända mig
*pussar dig för du är finlandsvensk/kan svenska*

Oh fuggggg :DDDDDD
hey cutie can I be your husby 2night? :DDDDDD

Ok, feel free to stick your hand up my ass.

"Gaypolis :DDDDD"

Pic related and walk

Look at her monkey nose. Somalis have semitic noses.

Köttbullar och en flasks öl. Solen skiner. Hur mår du?

"DO. YOU. SPEAK. AMERICAN?"

...

Du är bögneger, jag är bög, ska jag humppa din rumppa?

hejsan jag heter homo peter och jag gillar kötbullar

am I in Sweden already?

exCUSE ME? I am AMERICAN. I speak ENGLISH. Do you know what AMERICA IS? Yeah, it's that biggest, best country in THE WHOLE WORLD. So move aside before I call the US embassy and get you ARRESTED. I didn't come all the way from LA just to be held up by some fucking French... police... person... whoever the fuck you are, who CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME! HEY! RAPE! HARASSMENT!

Miss, I do not speak your language.

rumpadildo

jak har varit soppa :D jak är pökk

I don't understand why Swedish faggots can't use the same sentence structure as Americans.

Stop putting "är" at the end it sounds dumb.

>stop where you are!
>stanna där du är!
what's the problem?

It looks dumber in Swedish

But here's a better example

>jag här är
>jag är här

>I here am
>I am here

Exactly. Stop sounding dumb.

what?

why did you even say jag här är?
nobody says that in swedish or english

åga båga i don't speak snownigger

"Ruotsalaiset ovat homoja" *runs away*

It's how it was taught to me in school

It is nice to see that Somalians in Sweden are so well integrated and help to keep the community safe

well then your were taught wrong
>finnish education
hmmm....

Me friend
Me not hurt you

She's 0% somali stop this meme plz

oh, sorry four beeing politically incorrect
which country is she from?

It's not about country or being PC. She is entirely different race. Somalis are cushitic and she has bantu features.

Go back

oga boga right back to ya cunt.

Ъъъъъ, helo mai bak friend, wat iz problem

I would love to but being born here was out of my control. When I'm old enough I will move.

No u

ok really sorry for beeing so insesitive
i cant tell black people apart

>be me visiting stockholm in winter of 2015
>enter a swedish restaurant in sweden
>swedish waitress comes up to me and yells "HEY"
>mfw

What terrible customer service, why are swedes so rude?

BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?
BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?
BLIR JEG ANHOLDT?

"nej"

sen går jag

I would accuse her of racially abusing me and stopping me only because she thinks I'm mongol scum and then sue entire sweden

Ja heil \o

nigger did you even listen in class