Is this good film?
Is this good film?
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Yes.
Its not top tier cape kino like BvS. But its above Marvel trash.
People are going to eat this shit up
Dunno. I stopped caring about superhero movies when I moved out my moms basement.
You're full of shit and you know it. Everybody sees this shit in theaters now, Especially autists shitposting on Sup Forums at 3 AM
didn't think this would ring true
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Nah I'm good. I can use those $15 on something worth while.
It's "c'est la vie", Snyder, you uncultured swine.
kino poster
The concept of the film is retarded. None of those people could stop Superman. If they could, the government wouldn't be controlling them. The suicide squad may as well be a bunch of regular soldiers.
>Some crazy bitch who fights with a bat.
>A black guy who's good at shooting cops
>Some guy with a shitty short range flamethrower attack
>A guy with a skin condition that make him look like a lizard
>The Joker, a crazy guy who would get destroyed in a fight with anyone
Wooooow it's fucking nothing. A team of SEALs working on US soil would be better.
Did the shoop Jai Courtney head or is it that big?
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>The Joker, a crazy guy who would get destroyed in a fight with anyone
FREAK might look like a skinny bitch be he can go toe to toe with Batman
I'm honestly sick and tired of all this superhero movies. It's like there just making them for the Tumblr people who make fan art of them and over hype it. But in reality there just doing it for the box office.
>can go toe to toe with someone who's intentionally not trying to kill him.
Just saw a fanboy review, its basically Escape From NY meets Resident Evil after they get into the mission.
So its going to be a pretty solid ride.
Yeah...Batfleck is totally pulling his punches...
>meets Resident Evil
what did you mean by this?
It's basically a shittier DC version of Deadpool except with more Tumblr pandering
There are some rumors floating around from "people who seen the preview" thats its terrible.
Latests spots and trailers werent very good either.
If it really turns out shit, DCU is doomed, because lets face it, WW is going to be bad and you know what three strikes mean.
Batman trilogy still has potential though.
>he's referring to the movie
poor kino
He's won against other superheroes that actually were trying to kill him, underestimating the Joker has gotten a lot of people killed in the DC universe
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Enchantress took over the city and turned the people into demons, not only the Argus soldiers, so when they get shoot down they have to surivive.
that poster looks like Flabber from big bad beetle borgs in the background.
It will make money from fans anyway. The film has to do bad financially as well as critically to screw the DCU.
Why doesn't WW help out?
Are you the same guy that got btfo a couple of hours ago?
Because she is a bitch and likes to hang out with The Avengers, thats also why they don't help out when shit goes down in the solo movies.
Nope, just woke up, famo. Got something for me?
What qualifies as financial success? Does it have to beat out GotG or Deadpool?
It has to do whatever the shitposters in this board said it has to do.
And when it does they just are going to move the goal.
Well, Enchantress could actually stop Superman. And I don't really know the story behind Katana's sword, but if it's a magic sword, she could also do it.
>yfw deadshot is the finest marksman in the DC universe
he would solo SEAL team six with a paintball gun lmao
joker is also a mastermind and a terrorist
you're right about everybody else being cannon fodder though (besides enchantress)
That's the new Korean film "Demon clown and the wild 10"
thats a better name than suicide squad. even though the old original run from the 80's was great.
he could solo god with a half empty watergun.
that aint going to happen.
Superman would tear enchantress in half
magic bro. supes cant hang with magic.
Superman has no resistance to magic or reality warping. Every magician can beat Superman
A bloodlusted Kal-El would throw Enchantress across the galaxy before she could so much as pull a bunny out of a hat famalam, she can't hang with super speed
magic makes him shit his pants if he goes anywhere near it.
Hell, I'll be surprised if it beats Ant-Man
At least watching WB flip their shit and then proceed to give Geoff Johns another promotion should be entertaining.
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Did I misunderstand BvS, or is Gotham literally across a river from Metropolis?
Well damn, I searched it up, you're right.
yes, metropolis is like manhattan and gotham is nyc
Seeing as it's not out yet nobody knows.
Now your mother's prolapsed anus on the other hand......
I think it's supposed to be a few hours drive, about the same distance as New York to Boston or Baltimore, Perry White comments on how it doesn't make sense that Clark Kent can get to Gotham and back so quickly
Superman would easily be able to handle both places by himself. Batman is unnecessary.
Naw, it was literally across the bay, 15-30 minute drive depending on the traffic.
its the distance between washington, and NYC.
that and traffic makes it a bitch of a drive.
We want the vaporware audience
That makes no fucking sense, remember Lois Lane bickering with Perry White about what seating class she'd have when she flew from Metropolis to Washington DC
batman v superman getting bad ratings really fucked the DC lineup
washington to NYC is 5 hours by car in traffic. just driving through NJ is a few hours from traffic.
But isn't metropolis near Smallville, which is in Kansas.
> being American
It's like a mental illness
bludhaven is close to gotham.
Your eyes are too close together
I'm ( ) Norwegian
the cauldron is across gotham bay, thats where the comic Hitman takes place, Bludhaven is where dick grayson went to become a cop, and get out from under batman.
metropolis is far as fuck away.from both
Congratulations, you're almost a respectable nationality. Bit too close to Sweden for my liking
I'm pretty sure Bludhaven is canonically in New Jersey
>The concept of the film is retarded. None of those people could stop Superman.
Deadshot can.
>>The Joker, a crazy guy who would get destroyed in a fight with anyone
>None of those people could stop Superman
The problem with that, and most vs threads, is that it assumes Superman always speedblitzes people.
I freaked a little
I'm a bit too close to Sweden by my liking too.
Well the reason he isn't dead yet and always coming back is because he is unpredictable, smart and knows how to get under Batmans skin. Oh and the fact that canonically there are 3 different jokers at any point in time.
Wait what? There are 3 Jokers?
the joker is supposed to be a psychological virus or something. think something close to possession.
Yes, there are three guys who all think they're "The Joker", they are not consciously aware of eachother, but one or all of them have admitted at times to have gaps in their memories when it comes to certain crimes or acts they've committed, like saying "Oh, I vaguely remember doing that" or "I guess I did do that?!".
Batman sat on some chair of universal knowledge and found out about it.
What the hell
Well, artistic direction aside. It kind of makes sense when you think about it.
Why are asian posters always superior?
i haven't watched any capeshit since the first captain america movie, will check this out because it will probably be minorly entertaining or compete "what where they thinking" shit
I will have a good time either way
hahahaha what the fuck
>film
All capeshit is even lower than flicks
Lex Luther couldn't fuck up Supaman
Batman couldn't kill Supaman
It doesn't matter if they couldn't stop him. They will at least annoy him and the government doesn't have to pay for them anymore since they're dead.