Newfags cant greentext

>Newfags cant greentext

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>Gaggot

I can't even physically see the colour purple. I'm colourblind.

>Colour

>>>newfags cannot comprehend the sheer concept of magenta text

Hey how'd you make your writing green color?

lol newfags

> ???

Newfags everywhere.

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Triforce newfags cant even green

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is ZA GRRRYYYYNTEXT

did I do it right

[green] What a bunch of fucking [/g] [spoiler]newfags[/s]

>what a bunch of tardz

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^implinging

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>woaah

´´ hey guise i heard taht 4chin is high con cheese pizza, is tal right?

《}}newfags can't see this glorious beige text

Some fags don't know shit about shit sites and compooters and can't to this day greentext

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>Sal
>newfag detected

>I still being a faggot

Newfags can't orangetext

>ez

>i cannoot

>nigger

>how do i green text, newfags?

>wow

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>be me
>be 15
>It's midnight
>Walking in the forest with these 2 girls I like
>They really nice
>Try to fight over me
>Argue bout how they gonna give me the best blowjobs
>Cantfuckingwait.jpg
>We carry on walking
>Come across an old bench and wharf
>Perfect for a bj user
>Fuck yeah
>Sit on bench
>Pull my pants off to my ankles
>Take off my Spiderman boxers
>Bench is cold af
>Dick is already firm
>1st girl gets on her knees
>Hard as diamonds
>She starts going at it
>Feelsgoodman.gif
>About to jizz all over my Spidey boxers
>Don't want to cuz mummy will take away my good boy points
>Good rite user?
>Meh
>I gave her a mint and sent her home
>2nd girl comes over
>Recovering from my first bj
>3 mins later
>Diamonds and she gets on her knees
>Starts sucking
>Craves cock more than a Jew on a penny hunt
>She makes eye contact
>Slows down
>Says 'user'
>What?
>There something missing
>What do you need?
>'I need about tree fiddy'
>And that's when I realised I was staring into 2 giant green eyes
>That god damn loch Ness monster was sucking my dick now covered in blood

Never talked to the 1st girl again.
>not really a newfag

>faggot

>done

lol