>Newfags cant greentext
Newfags cant greentext
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>Gaggot
I can't even physically see the colour purple. I'm colourblind.
>Colour
>>>newfags cannot comprehend the sheer concept of magenta text
Hey how'd you make your writing green color?
lol newfags
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Newfags everywhere.
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Triforce newfags cant even green
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is ZA GRRRYYYYNTEXT
did I do it right
[green] What a bunch of fucking [/g] [spoiler]newfags[/s]
>what a bunch of tardz
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^implinging
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>woaah
´´ hey guise i heard taht 4chin is high con cheese pizza, is tal right?
《}}newfags can't see this glorious beige text
Some fags don't know shit about shit sites and compooters and can't to this day greentext
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>Sal
>newfag detected
>I still being a faggot
Newfags can't orangetext
>ez
>i cannoot
>nigger
>how do i green text, newfags?
>wow
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>be me
>be 15
>It's midnight
>Walking in the forest with these 2 girls I like
>They really nice
>Try to fight over me
>Argue bout how they gonna give me the best blowjobs
>Cantfuckingwait.jpg
>We carry on walking
>Come across an old bench and wharf
>Perfect for a bj user
>Fuck yeah
>Sit on bench
>Pull my pants off to my ankles
>Take off my Spiderman boxers
>Bench is cold af
>Dick is already firm
>1st girl gets on her knees
>Hard as diamonds
>She starts going at it
>Feelsgoodman.gif
>About to jizz all over my Spidey boxers
>Don't want to cuz mummy will take away my good boy points
>Good rite user?
>Meh
>I gave her a mint and sent her home
>2nd girl comes over
>Recovering from my first bj
>3 mins later
>Diamonds and she gets on her knees
>Starts sucking
>Craves cock more than a Jew on a penny hunt
>She makes eye contact
>Slows down
>Says 'user'
>What?
>There something missing
>What do you need?
>'I need about tree fiddy'
>And that's when I realised I was staring into 2 giant green eyes
>That god damn loch Ness monster was sucking my dick now covered in blood
Never talked to the 1st girl again.
>not really a newfag
>faggot
>done
lol