Official Crystal Palace vs Manchester City match thread

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How many points are Man City winning the league by?

by enough

think liverpools winning by 1 atm iirc

Its a strong lineup, I hope it will be enough to at least draw.

>toure

kek

Benteke will score a brace today la

>we're gonna get creamed

T-Tsu?

How come Gundogan isn't in the team
>Only real Shitty fans are allowed to reply

good day to be an ABU

go on citeh

rested for gladbach since he's played almost every game recently

Toasting

But surely city need to put more effort into the league? They seem pretty certain to qualify in CL after Barca win. Tbh they'll still wreck palace though, esp at set plays

They've given away 6 points over draws that should've never happened
I feel for Pep because despite their salary this team is not very good tßh but at least they play far better than I've ever seen them play
At least that retard Stones isn't starting

all of those draws because >we for some reason cant put the ball in the net, aguero missing that sitter at 1-0 up the other week summed it up

>yaya
>no cb on the bench for when kompany gets enough after 15 minutes
>benteke shitting on ottamendi
>slow fbs against palace speedsters

No stones. There goes my cs

>Palace speedsters
Wilf is the only one with pace, the rest are slow as fuck

TSUUUUUU

keep forgetting they sold boy lassie
but puncheon and townsend can easily take these fbs

>Wondering if yaya will be arsed to move faster than a brisk walking pace

If this was last season I wouldn't be concerned and the match against Everton was the worst
I haven't seen much of Sane either

Townsend is just a poor Robben tribute act these days, he never takes on a man down the line. Punch plays deeper these days too. Palace's only hope is hoof ball to benteke

>Puncheon at CDM

What does a bong mean?
Bing what does that mean?

YAYA SPOTTED

Big Ben

If/when kompany is injured, will yaya be captain?

Kolarov should be captain, but yeah probably Yaya will

>tfw Kolarov will never be captain

So who's citys captain today?

bong=hour
bing=minute

Townsend got overconfident after having that good run with Newcastle last season, where he scored like 7 goals in 10 games doing his Robben tribute act

How is Sterling not mocked into the ground by everyone around him for running like a girl

Isn't Yaya supposed banned from the team?

Fans mock him for it all the time. I imagine his teammates leave him alone because he's a decent player.

he literally APOLOGIZED to pep

itt: the sound of silence

Why no stupid haircuts in the City Ranks?

I believe that's why they don't win

ace stream?

Also why are De bruyne's legs go so weird when he kicks?

don't tempt Raheem Shaquille, he's had a few earlier in the season

I imagine Yaya will give full effort simply because he sees the possibility of European glory under Pep. That way they'll give him the African player award again

>its a poop exposes himself episodd

>£500m spent
>can't score against crystal palace

EXPOSED

>That way they'll give him the African player award again
He has to better than Mahrez, Auba and Mané

How long until city get a penalty?

being Kompany is suffering

Vicennt "Glass Body" Kompany

kompany is literally cursed

>no cb on the bench

GENIUS

kolarov innit

komps seems ok

concussed kompany will give benteke a goal within 5 minutes

rip kompany

Bravo literally can't do anything right

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

feels like there's only been about five minutes of football played this half

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APOLOGIZE PEP

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No, now stop being shit Claudio

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Who Sup Forumsguero here?

based comegordas

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>MAN SHITY

bravo sucks

>Bravo

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BANANA PHONE

Well congratulations Pep, you got yourself exposed. What's the next step of your master plan?

CRASHING THIS CLUB

RING
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Come on, City

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Haha yep what a shit club.

City are a fucking joke

YAYA YAYA YAYA

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APOOPLAGIZE

City about to score, boom

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LOOKS LIKE CAKE'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

You can bury 96 corpses though

TOURE

APOLOGIZE POOP

>GO ON CITY
>GO ON CITY
>GO ON CITY

>city scores

the madmen they actually did it lmao

City fans are so white, it's beautiful

He's literally Jesus

Any webms lads?

>liverpoo

BIG BLACK STATS
Yaya
1 game
2 IMPORTANT goals

Porgbert
11 games
2 goals that didnt change the outcome of the match