It's not an "S"

>It's not an "S"
>On my world it means DYEL

He has great legs though. Just needs to work to on his upper body.

No, he doesn't. That ass is padded as fuck. And they made him wear heels, too.

On my world it means "thicc."

>You're in better shape than Superman

No, I'm not in better shape than Superman, I'm in better shape than the cosplayer in my OP, though.

makes more sense for him to be skinnier

he's superpowered he doesn't need to build muscle

Movies (and comics) are visual mediums, kid. Powerful men need to look powerful. Batman shouldn't be so bulky either, but nobody wants a dyel Batman.

Oh sorry, I mean to say that I am in better shape than him. And I believe you are too. And a lot of other people.

>he has super powers so he doesn't need to be physically fit!

Boy if you don't..

LMAO

This is objectively true but morons like value le tradition of comic books

Ah, gotcha.

I'm confused. Is this going to be the new superman?

He's Superman in that Supergirl show.

Look at this faggot. Hercules' strength is magical too, but he has been depicted as jacked throughout history for a reason. Have you ever heard of the heroic build?

Oooooohhhh. Wasn't aware of that show

He is physically fit tho. It does not matter what the mentally stunted subhumans from /fit/ says. A bunch of worthless opinions. They have the mental capabilities of a 5 year old with no knowledge of reality.

>muh tradition

Hercules was also a 2d drawing

What the fuck is up with his cape? Fucking shit 1990's JLA TV pilot tier design. They nailed Supergirl's costume but this is just sad. Plus he is way too skinny.

>the only depiction of Herakles is a disney film
kys

It's about what looks good, not tradition. Muscular men are objectively more aesthetic than skinny fags.

Explain why Spider-Man is skinny then

Because spiders aren't dench

statues are still man made

He isn't. He's lean and athletic.

Pleb opinion desu

So?

Reeves wasn't exactly a body builder either you brainwashed faggot

>lardass detected

>posts that
>calls others plebs

Yeah, Adam West had a beer belly. There were no standards for capeshit back then.

not an argument. Your viewpoints are objectively corrupted and flawed

so is Tyler Hoechlin tho

Except literally everybody in the nor.al outside world thinks the shape of OP's superman is acceptable. Only Delusional neckbeards from Sup Forums think otherwise.

daddy

Looks like a manlet with that bobble head.

Kek, no. Girls love Cavill's ripped body. Step outside of your basement.

>/fit/fag shitting up a perfectly good board with his terrible opinions

>Girls love Cavill's ripped body.

I never said people hated cavills body you absolute subhuman. You can't even fucking read my man. Your opinions are truly objectively worthless t b h q h w y fampie

>fa/tv/irgin has shit taste

What a surpirse. Even Socrates says you're a pleb.

You do realise those are the Greek equivalent of twinks (eromonoi)? Their social role was being bummed by the older, bigger bloke

>le edgy socrates quote lol so deep

redddit

Nobody thinks Hoeclin's body is acceptable after Cavill, idiot. That's why I compared them. Just look at the IMDB Supergirl board, people are shitting on Tyler.

>Socrates
>edgy

You were BTFO, son. Accept it.

>Nobody
Retarded /fit/ posters don't count as a somebody.

le edgy socrates quotes
Le edgy Plato quotes
Whatever

All of it is clichéd : )

What do you call all the normies on IMDB then, autismo?

Twinks are superior desu

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Do you have absolutely any idea what the words you are using mean?

t. faggot

Peter Parker is a fucking nerd that built shooters, thus he has the physique of your stereotypical nerd.

>t.

What did he mean by this?

That guy and I are shirt-buddies.

nothing gets past you

Spoken like someone who doesn't know shit about Spider-man. He was drawn as /fit/ until the early 2000s when they decided they wanted to appeal to the underaged shitter demographic and made him a twink. So they started drawing him like a skinny teenage in Ultimate Spider-man.

Why would Superman be cut though?

He can't really train, there's not a lot he can use to lift that would test him unless he constantly uses mountains for weights, which I doubt.

His strength has everything to do with solar energy and not his actual body fitness.

How does it feel being a mentally ill freak?

> Tyler Hoechlin isn't fit

> It's another Sup Forums deludes themselves into thinking they are fitter than him episode.

oh boy.

Why do Thor and Hulk? Their powers don't come from their muscles either. Audiences wouldn't accept skinny fags lifting buildings, that's why. Heroes have to have a heroic appearance.

>people who uses the word "twink" unironically

Why does he look so small in the costume, then?

much better superman face that the guy from the movies, but yeah, does need to get on the roids

Because costumes like that don't magically outline your biceps you dense mother fucker.
It's impossible unless you design artificial muscle outlines on it.

christ, he's literally a manlet

Because cavill's is badded and sculpted with fake abs lmao, he isnt as big as him obviously, but to say he isn't fit is just stupid.

I've heard about supergirl but never watched, but we can assume they wouldnt want him to be big and towering since the star of the series is supergirl and from what i've heard its pretty feminism heavy,

Thor's still 'normal' physiologically though so training would still benefit him. He probably runs 1g Asgardian-tren ED

6 Foot is certainly bigger than a lot of other actors.

He's no more normal than Superman is. Rememer when he lost his powers in Thor 1? He was still the same size, but didn't have super strength anymore. So his strength doesn't come from his muscles.

>6'0

So he's actually 5'9.

Except Thor is constantly in Asgard where presumably objects are suited to his strength, while Hulk is a freak that grows huge muscles as a result of a mutation.

Superman is an alien who grew up on earth where nothing is stronger than him and where even if he was a twink he'd still be a billion times stronger than any man.

I see no way he could built up that muscle tone.

Because he's the 'nuked' version of superman.

No, he just couldn't pick up Mjolnir. He was still rekking scrubs

I don't have to worry about my random sexual encounters turning into a false rape allegation or an 18 year financial commitment the next morning, all in all its not so bad.

Tobey got pretty buff.

No, 6 foot. Do you need any further help?

Wait wut? Why they using this nigga?

I don't either because I don't live in Ameristan, buddy.

Genetics, bro.

Have not you ever lifted weights and felt the sense of inferiority after years of work leaves you a body that pales in comparison to the flat headed genetic freaks and steroid users that populate your local fitness establishment?

Pfff bro do you even lift?

Are you a manlet enough to put your face between Henry's tiddies?

>Thor is constantly in Asgard where presumably objects are suited to his strength

That's retarded. Do you think Asgardian items are made of neutran star matter or something? Not to mention that aside from Odin, only Thor is that strong, and If the objects were suited to his strength, then nobody else would be able to lift them.

Damn. He dyel as fuck. I am sure some cw actors have bigger pecs than him.

neutron*

>there will never be a Superman vs Superman crossover that ends with Henry wrestling Tyler into nude submission and asserting his dominance by forcefully barebacking his fat ass while all he can do is squirm

;_;

No homo

Plenty of new Superman's actor porn around from Teen Wolf enthusiasts

It's not homo if you're doing it to assert dominance over another male.

No, because I'm not pondscum

>It's a Superman get AIDS episode

Literally the same bod as christopher reeves superman. Only extremly insecure /fit/ users have a problem with this.

Tobey Magquire was pretty buff

Of course he fucking doesn't he's a shitposter

>muh cultural icons XD

*tips fedora*

literal perfection.

Wasn't as strong as normal thor though, he got almost fucked by one big black guy, normal thor wouldn't have

far from it

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>"The S is for skelly"

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It's a much more padded costume you retard.