He is calling now Track his call

>he is calling now Track his call
>we got him he is in Oslo,no wait Mexico?
>He's scrambling up the system Its useless to track him

okdoki dumb fucking frogster

>the earth is in lethal danger
>a team of super experts are put together to save it
>they recruit a basement dwelling nerd pro hacker boy for all the IT part
>ask him to hack the world
>he looks at them seiously for 5 seconds and says "I'll need hot pockets".

>the FBI is up my ass, detective!

>keep him talking
>almost there
>*CLICK*
>he hung up

>trailer
>zooms in on him
>fart noise
>all the girls in the team make a gross face
>dog puts his paws over his eyes

why is his butthole brownish?

>the "hacker" has a nickname
>the wizard

>the wizard is actually an ancient soul with infinite creative power
>he proceeds to hack the world and save it by destroying all banks and ebil organizations
>he goes far beyong what his FBI bosses asked him to do
>desttroys all institutions and governements
>hacks a space station and sends a sattelite in space that gives free infinite internet to everyone
>after chaos, a new dawn
>people finally come together, forget about the things which oppose them and become united like one big happy family
>the wizard goes back to his basement
>no one knows what he did
>no one knows he is their savior
>nameless hero
>thank you wizard

>character gets vanned
>"here's the situation, either we jail you indefinitely, or you give us a hand"

I really hate working in ITSec because people actually tend to buy into the democracy/liberalism meme in this field. I can't count how many people suggested I watch Mr. Robot.
>dude our durrmocracy has been hacked lmao
>dude evil corporations lmao

tell us more about your life, please.

Nah

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>The hacker has infiltrated our systems and has installed a back door on every major server
>Dammit Chloe, just get a link with CPU stat.
>*Eyebrows furrowing intensifies*

Oh please good sir! Your life is so interresting and fascinating! Now that I've heard a little about it I long to hear more! I won't know what to do if you refuse to tell me more! Pretty please!

Look mom! I posted it again!

>quick, hack their "mainframe"
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british posting hours are the worst

>their systems get scrambled by a neckbeard using a VPN

go to bed shaquealla

I just want you to know that nobody on this site thinks any brit "shitposting" is funny or amusing in any capacity

Like, are you just so retarded that this is literally your best attempt to understand the movies that your mommy puts in front of you to make you stop screaming at her? What the fuck, it's like reading the thoughts of a mentally disabled baby. What the fuck is wrong with you. You stupid fucking bitch.

And I want you to know that everyone on this site thinks you're wrong and your "seriousposting" is neither funny nor amusing in any capacity.

t. transnationalist who identifies as a brit

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> not knowing what t. means.

>*CLICK*
>looks at the FBI guy
>he pinches his lips and shakes his head

t. means regards in finnish cuckboi

Time travel movie
>where are we?
>not where, but when?