*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
*runs around him*
Meow
*gets caught in orbit*
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tell him that Naruto is the most overrated pile of garbage anime ever.
Watch the meltdown ensue.
Also cum on his waifu pillow.
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Stand there for the 2 seconds until his greasy skin sunburns and he's called back inside.
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Tip him over like a cow
Not today!
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
Idk man that guy looks like business, maybe I should turn around
Ask him explain the plot of his favorite anime and slip past while he is deep into the exposition
jerk off
You assume his pillow isn't already cum stained.
Throw tendies to the left. Run to the right.
offer butterfinger in exchange for passage
Not today
Throw cheese burger and walk
it is one thing to stain your waifu pillow with your own cum. To have another manlet cum on your waifu pillow is the ultimate dishonor and shame to the weeb.
This is the ultimate weakness to the weeb.
i'd avoid this alpha at any cost if i were you.
heh, looks like i'll actually have to use 30% of my power
> Fuck
The first thing I thought when I saw that outfit is "McDonald's employee".
Mental illness is a dangerous thing, I'd keep out of the way.
Guns always beat karate
what the fuck is that
damn right son
Pin feathers on a bird
*holds his ground*
Underrated
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Call Trailer Court Management
I cast magic missile
throws twinkie and white girl getting cucked.
I'd answer He,His questions three.
and be on my way.
HEY TUBBY JAPANESE CARTOONS ARE ON!
Stare at him and he will spill the spaghetti
*sucks his cock*
*Throws a Burger of Distraction +3*
Hey lardass how much money did you shill out at the flea market for those cheap pieces of shit
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Budk logo on blade, yep fat fuck is in for a shitty day of bruised arms and broken blades hope he didn't spend more than ten bucks
Not today space cowboy
"Sir, the ham-planet has us in it's orbit. We're gonna have to crash land the ship sir!"
throw him a big mac
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you can't stop me and my triforce
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Hahahahaha stupid nigger
Bitch, please.
Throw dakimakura off to the side like that scene in Jurassic park with the trex and road flares
*unsheathes katana
*teleports behind him
"Huh, nothing personal kid."