What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

Mine: fucked a stuffed bear until it's insides were soaked in my cum

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I frotted with a kid in elementary school when I was 5.

I licked my toilet clean for a dirty stranger online..

At least I wasn't the only one who did that. Used to fill the pouch meant for a voice repeater with lotion and go to town.

These fuckin amateurs lol

vanilla really, stole a pair of panties from a close female friend and put them into my gfs drawer and she wore them without even realising.
they weren't washed.

jizzed in my half-brother's mouth when he was a toddler

That is awesome

Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her.

She probably killed herself

Call now, we must know the truth

This was years ago, it's in a landfill somewhere now

wow man you have no soul bro like damn

I jerked off into a chick's bottle of bodywash so she would rub my cum into her skin every time she took a shower.

Copypasta

thanks user, there was a bit more if you want to hear it.

Holy shit how do you live with yourself?

Nobody going to mention that this is CP?

Lay it on me

No because it's not, you fucking newfag

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŒÔÖÕDS

This. I have an old screenshot of the original post on my laptop somewhere.

Summer already? Man the seasons change fast

Honestly, how can you be so insensitive? Not every little-titty having girl is underage. Jesus, what a fucking judgemental asshole..

1) Jerked off into a sandwich before heating in microwave and giving it to hot coworker who I had crush on.
2) Used to work in hotel. Used to sneak into hot girls rooms when I knew they were gone and jerk off onto their dirty panties/pillow cases/shoes/toothbrushes
3) Stole 1k from a dying old man I was taking care of.

Cool man

>be 18
>senior year
>be art fag
>draw live models time to time
>slut friend wants to pose for me
>refuse, didn't want to start shit with my gf
>eventually gf is cool with it.
>in basement
>she brought a friend
>they both got naked
>whyaretheareolassofuckingbig.png
>secretly filmed them
>ff a few months
>older brother is now dating the slut
>mfw

>be me
>2 years ago
>at the mall eating chick fil a
>finished, gotta piss
>somebody left a Samsung Galaxy note 3 on the toilet paper dispenser
>mine now
>wiped the hard drive, downloaded a fuck ton of Porn on that thing. After messing with my ipod touch 4th gen all the time, this was like watching Porn on the big screen
>confessed this to a priest in confession, he told me to take it to the lost and found at the mall
>that was like a year ago, that woman would never even think to look there for it.
>held onto it for a little while longer before falling on hard times and selling it to a pawn shop for like 60 bucks.
I still feel pretty shitty about that one.

Sauce

What the fuck is wrong with you?

It's old spaghetti

It's mom's spaghetti?

Stealing from the elderly is literally the lowest fucking thing you can do. Fuck you user you dirt bag piece of shit

...

He was dying and it was an insurance claim from a small dent in his car from a cable guy. I was getting paid $80 a day to clean up his shit and take care of him. I feel bad for it, but it wasn't like he missed it. Plus, I prolly bought some sweet new shoes or something.

>frotted
???

I'm always curious to ask this. How you even put yourself in a situation like that in elementary school?

It's actually Spring faggot

rubbing dicks together, iirc

The joke is all the stupid kids in school are coming around because of summer vacation you moron

that's pretty gross user.

I'm into degredation but you're taking it too far.

Jerked off to pictures and videos my 16 year old sister sent on snapchat to her bf. She fell asleep with her phone on and in her hand. Scrolled up and found a slew of vids... Fingering herself in the shower and in bed. Pretty ashamed of it tbh. Not my proudest fap.

>Stuffing a bear

ITT: Scumbags call other anons scumbags

>had 3 brothers, 2 younger 1 older
>older brother died in car accident
>brother slightly younger than me is a dick
>doesn't come to funeral
>his girlfriend does though
>comes over to my place afterward
>conversation turns to what a prick younger bro is
>she ends up getting my cock in her for a few hours thanks to beer
>next day youngest brother's girlfriend comes to whine
>youngest brother has been locked up again
>got caught stealing stereos
>why can't he stay out of jail user?
>why can't he just get a job and be like you?
>dunno. have a beer.
>two hours later she's doggy on my bed
>big fucking tits swaying
>grab handfuls and pound hard
>cum inside
>brother gets out of lockup months later to find he's having a kid
>date of conception is spot on
The day of and after my older bro's funeral, I fucked my younger bros' girlfriends and got one pregnant. The kid is 11 now and looks just fucking like me. And the thing I feel worst about is that my own brother is that stupid.

Kek, well if you're wiping the dudes ass and he didn't miss it then I guess it is what it is.

You sound like a dumb kid with this edge crap.

I would have done the same thing. Its disgusting but its normal.

i'd beat you to a pulp if you were my bro

You did the right thing user. Had you not, your post today would have been one of regret. Sleep well little angel.

MODS MODS MODS

Top Kek, but seriously though you're a low life piece of shit.

As long as the toilet wasn't filthy....

They've each fucked my girlfriends at one time or another. The only decent one of us is dead. Haven't talked to either of the other two in 8 years. Fuck 'em.

As an artist and a decent human being, I really want to kick your ass. That being said... Fucking savage.

Poured the milk before my cereal.

What the fuck dude

im not sure if this is the most degenerate thing i've done but i did meth last night, took some xanax to go to sleep around 6am but i ended up just laying in bed masturbating for 13 hours. slept for 5 hours and now here i am

>masturbating for 13 hours
post a picture of your dick, it would be raw if this was true.

LOL your brain will be mush in no time. Good luck living like a retard very soon.

you should probably switch meth for something else

fucked my gf while her 6 & 8yo sisters watched us, did it several times

i decided to college

do you do birthday parties?

I masturbated for 6 hours once, edging about 30 times, uncut though so no rawness necessary

>implying it hasn't "been summer" for the last 3 years

Pretty much blamed my 4 year old daughter for everything wrong in my life and why I have no money after child support garnishments to afford my own place no matter how hard I work. I was drunk one night and told my little brother that I hope the little cunt and her cunt mother die in a car crash so I can have a second chance at having a normal family, and that I hate her. I haven't seen her since last July after she told me she hated me and I busted her ass so bad it bruised. I don't regret any of the things I've said or my feelings of resentment towards her. I know I'm not supposed to feel like this and this isn't normal but I cant help it. I told my brother I used to be pro life until I saw first hand how a child can destroy your life. Don't ever have kids Sup Forums

post a pic

the op
youtube.com/watch?v=n6vjp9E3VOs

MODS!!!!

Nah. I left the state 8 years ago and never went back. Couldn't be happier. Don't wanna chance ruining it getting back into contact with that bunch.

My gf was and still is into wet and messy.

One night during summer vacation, she was home alone and wanted me to mess her up.

I got a fuckton of sugar-free chocolate pudding mix, a bunch of bananas, cool whip, a bunch of buckets, a turkey baster, and some pie crusts.

She had an old kiddie pool we washed out to use for our fun.

We spent an entire day in her parent's garage, her sitting nude in the pool, with me "making" her do embarrassing things, like pour pudding over herself, roll around in it, fuck herself with a banana and let me eat it, fuck herself with a banana and then she'd eat it.

I took the turkey baster, filled it with pudding, used it to fill her pussy and then ate her out. She screamed like a banshee and loved every minute of it. The big finale was doing the turkey baster to her again, making her cum into one of the pie crusts, topping it with cool whip and smoshing it into her face and mine. It ended with a doggy style fucking in the pool and her licking my cock clean.

Planning to propose this summer.

Just make sure she doesn't fuck the wedding cake.

what the fuck dude. What kind of white trash environment do you come from

Intrigued

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nice

Probably Louisiana.

That's convenient.
As usual, op is being a faggot.

goddamn, kill yourself my man ;)

lol i was gonna say the same!!

>mfw I read the last line as

>Planning to prolapse this summer.

My bets on Alabama

That makes you retarded

unoriginal cunt

I voted for Trump because of this forum. He's an absolute idiot. I legitimately thought you guys were telling but you literally won him the election. Without Sup Forums and Reddit, I 190% guarantee we would not be in this fucking mess.

My guess

Kentucky
West Virginia

Holy fuck same, in the toilets.

You first, faggot. :)

Thank you for an idea on how to spend our honeymoon.

Bait

>implying you're not a cock sucking faggot.
>implying you've never been anally raped by niggers

Came in my friends sister's panties

BEING THIS NEW

I put ketchup on my dick and had my next door neighbor's dog lick it off. The dog wasnt really into it that much. I think that's the second worst thing I've ever done.

her name is Allison Dillard, she's not underage, not even remotely close, she just has "deformed" tits, they are lopsided and do not develop

What was the worst?

I can never say.

Go back to your Tumblr blog about rape culture, you blue haired retard